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I'm going to need you to start donating on saturday too, yeah

Sounds like some middle manager running things who has to justify a performance graph to his boss

A normal church I'm not going to call passing the penny basket around grift. Grift is like joel osteen selling stadium sermon tickets

I have brown hair and I like violence. Meme confirmed.

the south shall rise again (in south america) 🍻

My dad's whole thing was if I want a relationship with god... why do I need your building?

Real answer is that's a good place to meet a wife, those youth groups when you're a student.

my aunt got pregnant out of wedlock, they wouldn't do her marriage there until my grandma donated an expensive altar, then it was ok

I would not mention it at all with anyone who seemed like a liability, which is most people.

kind of a tangent from the woman thing, but flip side of this is old people who can't hear. My dad used to talk shit about about people like 5 ft away all the time totally within earshot thinking it was sneaky

you ever talk to a child and try to get them to think about someone other than themselves? this is like a brain development thing I think ngl

they aren't thinking about the audience, they just want to express themselves and feel seen

asking the real questions here

if I saw something like this irl it'd freak me out ngl

people already stopped talking to their crazy left family after all the lockdowns and vaccine stuff.

I was 30 already when they started that shit, my body's definitely not 100% anymore. Another 15 years? Fuck dude. I don't even know how I'm making it through the next 5 years at this point. Really need this economy to turn around soon.

I'll believe it when I see it. No bitches around here that's for sure. Dodging that vax still hasn't really paid off for me yet.

we need a scene where her ass gets stuck in the door because it's such a badonk

their aoe moves were on point

>BAP was right about these people 🤦‍♂️
BAP is exactly like Nick, he's just another guy doing the same thing.

jews stop being retarded challenge

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