When I pee after I eat spicy food I can actually feel the spicy in my penis. This is not a shit post. It is one of the weirdest sensations.
You should see a doctor about that it is not normal
This happened to me after I consumed a spoonful of this. I was concerned for the eventual poo poo that was coming later the next day.
Yes, he must stop putting gonorrhea on his tacos.
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@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @matty Isn't that thing that tastes like cilantro?
@matty @doctorsex How spicy are we talking about?
You shouldn't feel it after you eat like slightly spicy barbecue sauce, but you should feel it if you eat ghost peppers.
You shouldn't feel it after you eat like slightly spicy barbecue sauce, but you should feel it if you eat ghost peppers.
Not particularly spicy. But my tolerance for spicy is pretty high (I am not White and season my food with that good Lawrys)
@matty I remember seeing a diagram of when major cell lines in your body form during early fetal stages...the mouth and genitals and stomach??? are formed from the same lines...I use this as a model to understand allergies...
I've never tasted gonorrhea. Thank God.
@matty @doctorsex Yeah, you're eating too much spicy food in general probably.
Just cut back. It's kinda common for Indians to eat stupid-spicy food in their youth and then cut back hard around the age of 40 because they've utterly rekt their intestines due to the capsacin. You've stripped some sort of lining in your body, so just let it recover.
Just cut back. It's kinda common for Indians to eat stupid-spicy food in their youth and then cut back hard around the age of 40 because they've utterly rekt their intestines due to the capsacin. You've stripped some sort of lining in your body, so just let it recover.
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @doctorsex @matty
I politely disagree about capsaicin destroying your gut. Mexicans don't have this problem, capsaicin has nothing to do with pH levels of food and don't cause any damage. They merely trick the brain into feeling pain. Street shitters are unhygienic and eat literal garbage.
I politely disagree about capsaicin destroying your gut. Mexicans don't have this problem, capsaicin has nothing to do with pH levels of food and don't cause any damage. They merely trick the brain into feeling pain. Street shitters are unhygienic and eat literal garbage.
Do you any idea of what kind of things can fall into an industrial sausage grinder?
i recommend wearing clothes when you eat. or a big apron over your lap. maybe both.
Thanks. I just gave up sausage. Happy?
@Escoffier @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @matty Everything that doesn't taste like catsup tastes like cilantro. Even steak sauce is just catsup with cilantro in it.
Hell no I like it it's like my pee pee is my own personal hand warmer
Well, it is getting cold. Keep that hot spicy septic penis.
Hamburger grinder
Dough mixer
Candy boiler
I can go on.
My grandfather was an agricultural inspector.
Can we get back to Matty's spicy penis? Let's not derail this thread with things I might put in my mouth.
@WilhelmIII @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @Xenophon @matty @Escoffier And just like that we're back to matty's penis
FDA requires them not to have covers so they can be visually inspected.
In large factories, birds will roost on the roof beams above the vats.
I didn't know it went this deep. Does this mean I'm out of the ethnostate?
@matty You need to schedule a penis inspection at the county asap. Keep in mind if you fail or they find you have been skipping penis inspections it's a 1000 dollar fine and they can confiscate your penis. I learned that one the hard way.
@matty @Darbzilla matty...he's making a move on NCD's latinas...best nip this in the bud now so you can keep them for yourself...
@feralphilosophernc @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @Xenophon @matty We clapping cheeks in here?
I felt a great disturbance, as if a million simps cried out in agony... 😏
What a backhanded way to bag on Matty's Benis
duh.
Why should fedi putas be any different from regular putas, cholitas, etc.?
Why should fedi putas be any different from regular putas, cholitas, etc.?
@ForbiddenDreamer @Darbzilla @UnCL3 @matty honestly that's just the cumin you're tasting probably...
@Frondeur @Darbzilla @UnCL3 @matty Well this thread snowballed pretty quickly...
I know the feeling, it's weird.
Also, make sure you wash your hands after chopping habaneros. It can lead to similar but much more severe sensations.
Also, make sure you wash your hands after chopping habaneros. It can lead to similar but much more severe sensations.
@ForbiddenDreamer @Darbzilla @UnCL3 @matty i just reread and realized he said factor...not flavor...meh...let it stand...
@_Seraphim_ @Darbzilla @matty i need to update this chart with fedigirls to explain to people...
Snowball....thread.... snowball's chance in hellthread?? Hmmm....🤔
I see, although I have specific taste in the White Castiza polymorphism.
You prairie niggers and your corn demon 😔
Right? 👏🏻 Learn👏🏻 to👏🏻 recognize👏🏻 your👏🏻 Greek👏🏻 prefices!👏🏻
You give them the best three minutes of their lives and is there undying gratitude?
No, there is not.
He's accounting for cuddling and foreplay
@matty @WilhelmIII @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @Escoffier >he can't go for three rounds anymore
@matty @WilhelmIII @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @Escoffier That sounds like a 'her' problem.
To hell with greedy wimmens, amirite!
@WilhelmIII @UnCL3 @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @matty @ForbiddenDreamer Brrrrr (shudder)
She didn't know either.
Is there like a pamphlet or something?
I'd tell you to ask Dreamer next, but you're not ready for his answers...
Remember, girls, men never suffer from premature ejaculation, you do. 😏
@feralphilosophernc @WilhelmIII @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @matty @Escoffier Brb, I gotta make a trip to home depot for educational materials.
@WilhelmIII @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @matty @Escoffier >he doesn't know how to use a lasso
Smdh with this generation, how are you gonna learn foreplay if you can't use a lasso??
Smdh with this generation, how are you gonna learn foreplay if you can't use a lasso??
I've got a trick shoulder. No lassos.
But the TASER works just fine.
This guy knows where his towel is at!
He is...
The World's Hoopiest Frood.
Gargleblasters: Stay Thirsty, my Froods
The World's Hoopiest Frood.
Gargleblasters: Stay Thirsty, my Froods
@WilhelmIII @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @matty @Escoffier Here, we have a solution for people like you. You don't always know what kind of prey you'll catch, but some find that just adds to the thrill of the hunt.
@WilhelmIII @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @matty I stick with the classics myself. Spatulas ala Stripes.
@Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @WilhelmIII @matty @Escoffier Yet is it not something she wants to put in her mouth?
Curious...
Curious...
I had to eggplant all of you to get it back on my emoji quick menu. Thanks.
@WilhelmIII @Red_Hat @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @matty @Escoffier I hope you're ready to be violated in several more ways. Or not, it's happening either way.
I walk into these conversations without a clue who (or what) is being referenced and then just start poking people 😂
@Frondeur @_Seraphim_ @Darbzilla @matty Just call them all Mexican, "hispanic" and "latino" is Jewish for "I hate America".
@Frondeur @_Seraphim_ @Darbzilla @matty Hank Hill is a Mexican, I know this because his wife speaks perfect Spanish.
@Elliptica @Frondeur @_Seraphim_ @Darbzilla @matty All of them come through Mexico so it fits.
For the average beaner, you could use an umbrella term- extra points for calling a guatemalan a “mexican” just to piss any nearby Mejicanos off. I would argue that Castizas (wherever they come from) though are a unique phenotype of the White Race. Fair skin, sometimes light hair accompanied with colored eyes. I’m not an adherent of the ”One Drop” ideology.
@WilhelmIII @ForbiddenDreamer @Red_Hat @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @matty @Escoffier Both of your ex woives are sorry. They became friends and they're moving in with you tomorrow. 😬
@WilhelmIII @Red_Hat @Xenophon @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @matty @Escoffier @ForbiddenDreamer They're gonna fund nicecrew in full for five years. Have fun!
The wind is blowing, blowing over the grass.
It shakes the willow catkins; the leaves shine silver.
Where are you going, wind? Far, far away
Over the hills, over the edge of the world.
Take me with you, wind, high over the sky.
I will go with you, I will be rabbit-of-the-wind,
Into the sky, the feathery sky and the rabbit.
Wait, wat!? Why do you guys do this when you know I'm sleeping???
@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @Xenophon @WilhelmIII @matty @Escoffier Wym we do it when you're awake too 🤨
