You know, in Canada suicide hotline is like pizza hotline -- 30 minutes or your suicide is free.
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Tranny: "Hello, Transgender Suicide Hot Line, I desperately need some help and assistance..."
Hotline: "Sure, grab a metal butter knife and push it firmly into a live power socket whilst holding on tightly to the knife"