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I feel like I knew pharma ads were 75% of cable tv ads but forgot this.

Oh.

Ohhhhhh..

Can't believe I didn't realize it was about ensuring favorable coverage rather than spamming the public.

I can remember when pharma and lawyers were not allowed to advertise
It was a more civilized age

I do too! I was so young, but I remember it...

@feralphilosophernc @jb lots of lawyer ads on billboards when you go through some cities.

@threalist it makes sense when you think about it, because other than maybe STD prevention drugs most people that take drugs aren't going to be that proactive about it; either they like what they are taking or don't know they need to take something.

Dude, I live around Phoenix, AZ... Don't I know it and aren't 75% in Spanish...

They are EVERYWHERE in my locale

There are countless thousands of these in GA just from this one law firm
(Emphasis on “firm”, she usually poses sideways to emphasize her breasts)

@CaptainButthurt @jb whats also interesting here is if all the pharma companies are willing to bid up prices, no-one else can buy them

More Mitchell Milkers!

seriously it has become a joke among some of my friends
“well, had to drive through rural GA today, saw Glenda Mitchell’s tits 14 times”

@jb @feralphilosophernc @sickburnbro I wished that lawyer ads here looked like this. A bunch of them here are in Spanish.

Almost all of them are in Spanish in Phoenix

Yeah, the question was always right there, but somehow I never stumbled to the answer.

I'd always puzzle over those commercials and wonder who runs to their doctor to ask for a drug they saw on TV?

Answer seems to be that they don't.
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Yeah, a significant percentage of hers are as well

@feralphilosophernc @jb @sickburnbro Bill sends his regards.

And envy

@jb We're one of like two or three countries on Earth that permit this barbarity.

Food and drink commercials should be banned as well. No advertising anything deadly, nor constantly pressing addicts to relapse.

@ACL9000 @jb TATER TOTS BELONG IN COMMERCIALS TOO

@stoner713 WHERE ARE YOU IM COMING OVER THERE YOU AND ME ARE GONNA HAVE A TALK

@ACL9000 1313 Mockingbird Ln

@jb @feralphilosophernc @sickburnbro you see 23-foot tits for free and you're complaining?

> 23-foot tits

Sounds like a punk band

@jb @feralphilosophernc I absolutely despise signs of all kinds, including traffic and navigation. We need to cull 80% of our signage. Pretty places become the ugliest little hells very rapidly as the tin piles up.

there are stretches in Kentucky where there are no billboards on the freeway
it’s so refreshing

@JoshuaSlocum @jb @feralphilosophernc @sickburnbro I saw this on my timeline and had to stroll into this thread to see what was up.

I was expecting...worse.

Sometimes Fedi surprises you 🤷🏻‍♂️

@WTFPurpleAlpaca @jb @feralphilosophernc @sickburnbro i had to think for a bit so it wouldn't come out "foot tits"
which would have been really on-point for fedi tbh

You would have unlocked a new fetish for some people around here. Very on brand for this joint.

@jb @JoshuaSlocum @feralphilosophernc @WTFPurpleAlpaca forget imperial measurements, we need to make space empire measurements, and the base length measure will be the foot-tit

@sickburnbro @jb @feralphilosophernc @WTFPurpleAlpaca volume will be in hand-tits
mass will be in goth-tits

Why?