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thus muslims are worse than a nuclear bomb

>be me
>geopolitics gore enjoyer
>discover Transnistria
>what the fuck is this DLC country
>thin strip of land between Moldova and Ukraine
>flag looks like someone found a Soviet PNG in a cursed folder called final_final_REAL_use_this_one.png
>hammer and sickle still there
>not even ironically
>they are doing Soviet nostalgia with the commitment of a divorced dad who still wears his high school football jacket
>USSR collapsed in 1991
>Transnistria apparently hit “remind me later” on the update popup

>start reading more
>it gets worse
>not recognized by basically anyone
>except other breakaway geopolitics cryptids
>Abkhazia, South Ossetia, Artsakh before the save file got deleted
>international legitimacy of a Minecraft server

>capital is Tiraspol
>looks like if a mid-tier Soviet regional capital was preserved in amber by a museum curator with clinical depression
>statues of Lenin everywhere
>street names still doing communist cosplay
>official vibe: “What if the USSR was a liminal space?”

>think it’s just a weird frozen conflict museum
>nope
>it’s also basically a corpo-state
>economy dominated by Sheriff
>not the police
>not a guy with a hat and revolver
>a massive conglomerate
>supermarkets, gas stations, telecoms, media, football club, probably your grandmother if you check the paperwork
>founded by former security-service guys
>because of course
>every post-Soviet rabbit hole eventually arrives at “former KGB man controls bizarre regional monopoly”
>football team somehow beat Real Madrid in 2021
>imagine getting clapped by the official FC of Post-Soviet Costco Oblast
>imagine if Walmart, Gazprom, RT and the KGB had a baby and raised it inside a Soviet bus station
>that’s Transnistrian capitalism

>mfw communist aesthetic
>mfw oligarchic monopoly economy
>mfw red star on the flag but everything is owned by one giga-conglomerate
>“workers of the world unite”
>under one vertically integrated holding company

>best part
>local tax haven shenanigans
>Transnistrian companies often register in Moldova for trade access
>but don’t exactly behave like they’re thrilled about paying Moldovan taxes
>absolute galaxy-brain arrangement
>“we are Moldovan when exporting, independent when taxing, Soviet when branding, capitalist when invoicing, Russian when geopolitically convenient”
>statehood.exe has encountered a legal paradox

>try explaining this to a normal person
>“so is it Moldova?”
>yes
>“so Moldova controls it?”
>no
>“so is it Russian?”
>kind of
>“so Russia owns it?”
>not exactly
>“so who runs it?”
>a breakaway government and a giant ex-security-service corpo-octopus
>“why?”
>because the Soviet Union exploded and nobody cleaned up all the geopolitical shrapnel

>then 2022 happens
>Ukraine war kicks off next door
>Moldova applies for EU membership
>Transnistria sitting between them like a cursed save file from 1992
>suddenly this frozen conflict isn’t just frozen
>it’s frozen inside a room where someone just plugged in three space heaters and a toaster
>every geopolitical analyst on earth periodically waking up in a cold sweat like
>“WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE WEIRD SOVIET DLC REGION?”
>Moldova wants Europe
>Ukraine suddenly very interested in not having a mystery Soviet rectangle on its western border
>Russia has “peacekeepers” in Transnistria
>Transnistria wants to continue being a Soviet-themed oligarchic customs loophole
>Brussels opens accession documents
>Moscow opens vodka
>Tiraspol opens another Sheriff gas station

>Transnistria is genuinely the weirdest political entity in Europe
>not because it is powerful
>because it feels procedurally generated
>like Paradox Interactive let an intern design a microstate after eating expired pelmeni
>ideology: Soviet nostalgia
>economy: monopoly capitalism
>foreign policy: Russian hostage note
>tax policy: Moldovan paperwork glitch
>national identity: “please don’t ask too many questions”
>military situation: Chekhov’s ammo depot
>tourism slogan: “come see what happens when history forgets to despawn an NPC”

>visit Transnistrian supermarket
>everything is Sheriff-branded
>buy bread from Sheriff
>buy gas from Sheriff
>watch Sheriff TV
>use Sheriff telecom
>cheer for FC Sheriff
>pay in arcade tokens for a Soviet-themed geopolitics museum with card issued by Sheriff Bank
>walk outside
>Lenin statue gazes over the square
>he died warning about capitalist monopolies
>now he stands guard over one with cowboy branding

>beautiful
>absolutely beautiful
>the USSR died
>but its weirdest larval form survived as a strip mall with a flag
>Transnistria is not a country
>it is a geopolitical haunted house
>it is a customs loophole wearing a ushanka
>it is what happens when the Cold War ends but one county clerk refuses to process the paperwork
>it is the world’s first Soviet cyberpunk company town without the cyberpunk
>just concrete, cigarettes, border guards, and unresolved constitutional questions

>10/10
>would get detained by three different unrecognized ministries again

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Leave gas cans full of sugar water in black neighborhoods

‘The march of Islam’: Chip Roy tells Steve Deace America will surpass France and England in the Islamization of the West

https://www.theblaze.com/shows/steve-deace-show/the-march-of-islam-chip-roy-tells-steve-deace-america-will-surpass-france-and-england-in-the-islamization-of-the-west

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This is all too true.
#minds

I noticed something similar happening to Jon Hamm. He got memed from Mad Men as a based misogynist and since then he's gotten a lot of roles tearing him down; in Black Mirror he gets fucked over with Orwellian technology and in Fargo he gets prison raped. Basically any White man who gets attention as a symbol for other White men gets the dehabilitation treatment. (Except for Mads Mikkelson, I don't know how he does it.)