THINGS I LOVE:
1) OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST
2) MY WIFE
3) MY FAMILY
4) SHITTIN
5) CUMMIN
6) BURGERS
7) NATURE
1) OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST
2) MY WIFE
3) MY FAMILY
4) SHITTIN
5) CUMMIN
6) BURGERS
7) NATURE
Is she really your wife? She doesn't live in your house. You don't pay for her food.
I like you're list and it's real and also it's true
Protestants will say the government is illegitimate then say that marriage must be legal to be valid smh my neck
Or her housing or clothes or healthcare.... A wife is a dependent. She's just your girlfriend for now.
I'm glad you've found God. I'm not glad you think catholicism is in any way shape or form correct. but you're a silly goose.
I just sneezed and fart and shit at the same time
Good thing I'm already on the potty
Good thing I'm already on the potty
what happens when weβre poor and living together without paying rent and not buying new clothes and sheβs on her parents insurance
still married. viewing a wife as a dependent is a myopic and sad view.
the Protestantism thing was a joke
I donβt even know what I am mang I read the Apocrypha/Deuterocanonical books but Iβm not exactly a Catholic
I donβt even know what I am mang I read the Apocrypha/Deuterocanonical books but Iβm not exactly a Catholic
But means his couch, his socks and his Pinkie Pie stuffie are also his wife.
......................do we need to point out the irony of this?
I don't know...a wife is part of a man's household. Hence the albeit symbolic change of last name. I don't think you can count a woman that still lives under her father's providence as your wife.
historically it is more common to become married before you leave your parents household than to not. God only cares about if you came in her or not, to be crass.
the apocrypha was part of every bible in the 1500s, even Luther's.
βAnd Isaac brought her into his mother Sarah's tent, and took Rebekah, and she became his wife; and he loved herβ
>isaac has sex with a chick in his mothers tent
>they become married as the direct result of this act
>thousands of years later there are arguments saying your wife needs to sign pieces of paper and be on your health insurance in a house you own for you to be married
>they become married as the direct result of this act
>thousands of years later there are arguments saying your wife needs to sign pieces of paper and be on your health insurance in a house you own for you to be married
I mean it literally is, which is why KJV only's are the dumbest Christians.
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/
I won't ask personal financial details. But I still think she doesn't count as a wife until you provide for her. Otherwise well...she's just a girlfriend which is a modern term anyways.
You can provide for a wife in ways that aren't exclusively financial, Rosa Parks..................
So does that mean if someone mails you a dollar you are their wife?
I gotta run to the store and grab a 500pk or envelopes, brb
I gotta run to the store and grab a 500pk or envelopes, brb
Jesus can be your homeboy even if you didn't gaduate from seminary
>I tell d0c he can become married by fucking his girlfriend
>That's the only part of everything I say he internalizes
I guess I'll take it π€·
>That's the only part of everything I say he internalizes
I guess I'll take it π€·
We've long suspected he was Mexi-pino-manian.*
*Mexican, Filipino, Tasmanian.
*Mexican, Filipino, Tasmanian.
Hey man Iβve internalized and taken on board a few other things youβve said
It does if you're sending that money to Ukraine for a mail order bride.
eh
WMAF is the new Irish-Italian
they're human... at least their top women are
WMAF is the new Irish-Italian
they're human... at least their top women are
Our taxpayer money has already given you all the tradwives you ever needed, you just didn't know it yet.
if you pay taxes, every single mother sheboon on ebt is your wife
No no, I have no choice in how taxes are spent. Doesn't count. It only counts if I willingly give someone a dollar
Revelation says remove from THIS book, aksually.
>18 I warn every one who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if any one adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book,
It's crazy how I constantly have to correct grammar around here.
>18 I warn every one who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if any one adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book,
It's crazy how I constantly have to correct grammar around here.
Biden aksually bought every incel a Ukrainian warbride. Most based president ever.
@BowsacNoodle @s2208 @Xenophon @d0c40r0 Iconoclasm? I would never
...Mostly because I don't know what that is
...Mostly because I don't know what that is
I've had Miles and SL chid me for caring about grammar, as if we are all niggers. It's so tiresome.
@Xenophon @BowsacNoodle @d0c40r0 Niggs yoy csbt dcdn zprll much les grannsr
@King_Noticer @s2208 @Xenophon @d0c40r0 Iconography was used to tell the stories from Scripture and Church history. A picture is worth a thousand words and it's cool to see art showing things rather than simply reading. Some early Christians got pissed and saw it as idol worship even though no Christian actually believes the icon is the source of the "power" of Christ. Bowing your head or kissing an icon is like paying respects to a king, but some saw that as worshipping a painting.
That's not what I said at all. And Isaac's example in no way disputes my point. Rebecka lived with him from that point on. BECAUSE SHE WAS HIS WIFE. He treated her as such.
Fair to an extent, but living with a woman does not make her your wife the same as being physically apart from your wife does not mean you become unmarried
Can we split this hair any finer. Sheesh. I gotta go feed a newborn calf.
@BowsacNoodle @s2208 @Xenophon @d0c40r0 As long as you don't start humping it like the jews and their magic wall, I don't really care
There are much more impordant things to pointlessly squabble over than that
There are much more impordant things to pointlessly squabble over than that
@King_Noticer @s2208 @Xenophon @d0c40r0 So true! But there was a bunch of battles and things were destroyed because people have always been turbospergs
Is Salty my wife? We live together and do some of the boink but we generally take care of our own stuff financially.
@BowsacNoodle @Xenophon @d0c40r0 wouldnt they have to be part of it in the first place to be "removed"?
@BowsacNoodle @Xenophon @d0c40r0 @s2208 Ain't most of their theology disrespectful heresy!?
(Obligatory potshot in poor taste)
(Obligatory potshot in poor taste)
did you tell your state you wanted to pay taxes together and sign a paper?
@BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer @s2208 @Xenophon @d0c40r0 buncha battles? ai generated song about the 30 years war.
@BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer @s2208 @Xenophon @d0c40r0 Total Iconoclast Death.
What about her emotions? To say Doc doesn't provide in that way is an overwhelming oversight.
Just tell her all her problems are silly girl problems that no one cares about and she will stop bringing them to you.
I can understand it though, if you are worried that icons such as art or statues are being worshipped as idols, then that's one of the 10 commandments you're breaking, so you got to go ruin all the pretty things in Byzantium.
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@sj_zero @Xenophon @d0c40r0 @s2208 @King_Noticer Yeah but it was pretty obvious that wasn't happening. It's stick in the mud silliness.
Still alive! And heβs nursing well when I remind him itβs time to get up and feed. So I canβt complain too much. Although I was up till 1:30 last night checking on him. This is the calf I bred myself so I canβt just let him die now!
She's sweet. I can't imagine going forward without such sweetness