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@toiletpaper I don't understand what "trans rights" trans people need that they don't have yet.
The right to force everyone not to "misgender" them? The right to get non-necessary surgeries using public funds? The right for children to make big decisions about their bodies without their parents consent?
None of those things should be rights if you ask me.

PSA: There's no such thing as trans-rights, womens-rights, etc. There only human-rights belonging equally to every individual without exception. Any other category is asinine and counter-productive.

Rights aren't established by legislating every conceivable minority group and identity class which exists, but by removing any such category of distinction from the law. If you are a human being, you have all the rights that every other human being possesses. End of story. Your genitals and skin colour are irrelevant.

brb just calling my broker to deposit this dime in my account

detail from a screenshot of a brokerage account with a cash balance of $420.59

[couple excitedly lighting fireworks in front of a small crowd of family members] if it's blue we're having a boy and if it's pink we're having a girl! [they wait expectantly. for a few seconds, nothing happens. then a pillar of smoke sputters out of the box, small at first, inky and noxious as tar. it grows rapidly, choking the air. the guests fumble through the murk for each other, screaming: but sound seems muffled and strange, as though the fumes were made of cotton. one by one they fall to the ground, gasping through mouthfuls of thick smog. 2 weeks later, their bodies are found resting in a line in a drainage ditch off the main highway: all 17 wear identical nike decades]

obsessed with the theological implications of this warranty document. rakuten kobo inc. is legally monotheistic

What is not covered by this Limited Warranty?
The Limited Warranty described herein does not cover: (a) damage or malfunctions caused by accident, misuse, neglect, abuse, acts of God or other external causes; damage or malfunctions caused by third-party

reading theory

Eight Reasons Why Capitalists Want to Sell You Deodorant.

1. Body smells are erotic and sexual. Capitalists don't like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sensuality and sexuality. Sexually awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their rigid, asexual system.

2. Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists don't want us to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground, not out of plastic wrappers. They are openly sexual. They don't wear suits or ties, and they don't get their hair done. They don't show up to work on time.

3. Body smells are unique. Everyone has her own body smell. Capitalists don't like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

4. Some deodorants are harmful. Capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes; they also cause new illnesses so capitalists can invent even more new medicines.

5. Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.

6. Deodorants hide the damage that capitalist products cause your body. Eating meat and other chemical-filled foods sold by capitalists makes you smell bad. Wearing pantyhose makes you smell bad. Capitalists don't want you to stop wearing pantyhose or eating meat. 7. Deodorant-users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people don't start trouble. Insecure people also buy room fresheners, hair conditioners, makeup, and magazines with articles about dieting.

8. Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and they win marketing awards for it.

so many fascinating people to meet online

I hate minors. (DNI)

a meme of the home alone kid screaming edited to say "only 1.7e+106 days until heat death of the universe!!!"

i still miss president trump but my aim is getting better

i love when ppl are like "men used to go to war". yeah and it sucked lol we widely agreed that wasnt a good thing

@larsfrommars If that’s what Minecraft can do to you, think what the open source hacker Minetest could do?! 😱

starting to suspect this might be a satire post someone submitted to troll a real blog in which case fair play

this HORRIBLE game

One of the most problematic parts of this horrible game is

the whole blogpost is fucking hillarious cw transphobia obviously but everything about this reads like an onion article https://www.pittparents.com/p/how-a-seemingly-innocent-gift-led

hell yeah

In 2014, my son started to ask for the popular block-building computer game known as "Minecraft." Later that year, my wife and I decided to get said game for him, and he loved it. He constantly showed us his latest creations and buildings.

Little did we know, this seemingly innocent game was a gateway drug to cross-sex hormones, wrong-gender pronouns, and a replaced name.

theyve gotta have a secret delegation of minor batman villains coming up with this shit

a bench that's split in 2 so there's nothing to sit on in the middle section. it has a wheelchair accessibility sign over the middle but it's very obviously just to prevent homeless people from sleeping on it because there's no particular reason why a person in a wheelchair would need to sit in the middle

The critical window of shadow libraries
https://annas-archive.org/blog/critical-window.html

Progressives are not liberals.

@Hyolobrika
In theory you could do this with any machine, but Macs were more fun because of this speech synthesis thing you could use with just the "say" command.
Of course once this was done for the first time, people started taking counter-measures to avoid getting "pwned" so the techniques got more elaborate, such as disguising sshd as something else, which still looked like a valid process that should be there normally, or even making own tools for remote execution 😆

@Hyolobrika
Nah, it wasn't something advanced — we've had standard images for the machines used as test beds: if you messed your test machine up, you could always boot from the network and restore the image, there was a short window in the restoration process when you could log into the machine using ssh and pre-defined password, the trick was to use it to create an extra user so you could keep access to the machine and maybe run sshd on non-standard port in case the owner decides to disable it

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