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@sarvo @Weeble you're a burrito?

@Hyolobrika @lunarised don't you start young man

@Leaflord @Wormwood Italians have parmasean cheese as dandruff

Hey,

Does your mother still spank you?

imagine him doing you from behind

you seriously look like the type of guy who would use the word 'fella'

congratulations,

you're a homosexual

probably taste like tears

People who say 'no offense '

"No offense, but your mom is kinda rotund for a short woman"

"No offense, but you're kinda wrong on like everything"

"No offense, but you're fucking stupid as fuck"

Next level:

"With all due respect, is rather tear my dick off then have sex with your disgusting lard ass. But I mean that with all due respect"

logic

You had me at antisocial

you've got shit on your upper lip

C'amere gur

Your first kiss was from your father in the back seat

we only have shit flavored cookies

lots on your mom's face

stinky bubbles

did that job once. it's stressful

You're the kinda guy who farts upside-down

wait, what's on your resume?