I think I agree with your first post, and the first 7 words of your second.
too much got too serious on the Internet, and that includes politics, and that includes lolcows, and that includes encouraging people to kill themselves.
So I shall, like Thanos, snag some infinity gauntlets. One for my left hand, one for my right.
And in my left hand, I administer the message "go kill yourself" to 50% of the fediverse without any prejudice, chosen between every man woman and child.
And in my right hand, I administer the message "lol ur politics are wrong and you're stupid for believing them" to the other 50% who were spared from being told to kill themselves.
And in my center hand (wait where did that come from), I have a third infinity gauntlet. This one is for taking shit offline, for calling the cops on people you don't know, for calling their employers, for calling their families. That one is for taking shit too seriously, for thinking your online shitposting is an actual movement and not just a digital bowel movement you probably made while taking an actual bowel movement, for trying to get websites shut down or people kicked off of platforms. This center infinity gauntlet I cast it into the fires of Mt. Doom! (wait when did we get a set change) Even if I have to hack my own arm off to do it! (ok well im back to 2 hands at least)
too much got too serious on the Internet, and that includes politics, and that includes lolcows, and that includes encouraging people to kill themselves.
So I shall, like Thanos, snag some infinity gauntlets. One for my left hand, one for my right.
And in my left hand, I administer the message "go kill yourself" to 50% of the fediverse without any prejudice, chosen between every man woman and child.
And in my right hand, I administer the message "lol ur politics are wrong and you're stupid for believing them" to the other 50% who were spared from being told to kill themselves.
And in my center hand (wait where did that come from), I have a third infinity gauntlet. This one is for taking shit offline, for calling the cops on people you don't know, for calling their employers, for calling their families. That one is for taking shit too seriously, for thinking your online shitposting is an actual movement and not just a digital bowel movement you probably made while taking an actual bowel movement, for trying to get websites shut down or people kicked off of platforms. This center infinity gauntlet I cast it into the fires of Mt. Doom! (wait when did we get a set change) Even if I have to hack my own arm off to do it! (ok well im back to 2 hands at least)
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