I've been reading an illustrated bible to my son a few pages at a time. We're early on talking about Joseph, I think the son of Jacob.
I'm calling him "No coat guy" because every problem in his life seems to revolve somehow around a coat. His dad gets him a nice coat? His brothers sell him into slavery and then steal his coat. The pharoh's wife gets ahold of his coat? She accuses him of surprise buttsex and he goes to jail. I have to assume that next he'll find his mother in bed with a coat or he'll find out a coat ended his home country or something.
Like... If I were this guy, I'd swear off coats for life. "No coat guy"
I'm calling him "No coat guy" because every problem in his life seems to revolve somehow around a coat. His dad gets him a nice coat? His brothers sell him into slavery and then steal his coat. The pharoh's wife gets ahold of his coat? She accuses him of surprise buttsex and he goes to jail. I have to assume that next he'll find his mother in bed with a coat or he'll find out a coat ended his home country or something.
Like... If I were this guy, I'd swear off coats for life. "No coat guy"
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