As the world continues to grapple with the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, it has become increasingly clear that we must take drastic measures to ensure the health and well-being of our citizens. That's why I propose that we make it mandatory under the law to eat, drink, sleep, and breathe.
You may be thinking, "But wait, isn't eating, drinking, sleeping, and breathing something that we already do every day without fail?" And you would be correct. But hear me out.
Science has long proven the numerous benefits of these essential activities. Eating provides our bodies with the necessary nutrients to function properly, drinking keeps us hydrated, sleeping allows for proper rest and rejuvenation, and breathing...well, without it we would be dead.
But despite these obvious facts, there are still some who oppose this law. They argue that it is an infringement on their personal freedom. But let's be real here, who in their right mind could possibly be against eating, drinking, sleeping, and breathing?
These opponents are nothing more than anti-science, anti-eating, anti-drinking, anti-sleeping, and anti-breathing individuals who are more concerned with their own personal freedoms than the well-being of society as a whole.
So let's put an end to this nonsense and make it mandatory under the law to eat, drink, sleep, and breathe. It's time for us to take a stand for science and for the health and well-being of our citizens.
You may be thinking, "But wait, isn't eating, drinking, sleeping, and breathing something that we already do every day without fail?" And you would be correct. But hear me out.
Science has long proven the numerous benefits of these essential activities. Eating provides our bodies with the necessary nutrients to function properly, drinking keeps us hydrated, sleeping allows for proper rest and rejuvenation, and breathing...well, without it we would be dead.
But despite these obvious facts, there are still some who oppose this law. They argue that it is an infringement on their personal freedom. But let's be real here, who in their right mind could possibly be against eating, drinking, sleeping, and breathing?
These opponents are nothing more than anti-science, anti-eating, anti-drinking, anti-sleeping, and anti-breathing individuals who are more concerned with their own personal freedoms than the well-being of society as a whole.
So let's put an end to this nonsense and make it mandatory under the law to eat, drink, sleep, and breathe. It's time for us to take a stand for science and for the health and well-being of our citizens.
Nuance is the enemy of radicalism. If you want to do something crazy, you need to convince people that there's only 2 sides, and it's black and white, and you're on the white side.
Otherwise individuals start having their own complicated opinions and the way to win an argument becomes finding a good compromise between many varying viewpoints instead of it being a tear em down knock em out fight between two or three distinct and extremely specific viewpoints.
Otherwise individuals start having their own complicated opinions and the way to win an argument becomes finding a good compromise between many varying viewpoints instead of it being a tear em down knock em out fight between two or three distinct and extremely specific viewpoints.
I'm specifically poking fun at the idea that because something is a good idea we should necessarily make it the law, and if you're a opposed to a certain government action you're against the thing.
George W. Bush's "you either agree with war in Iraq or you're with the terrorists" comes to bind. "You're either freedom, or you're terror"
Worked well enough that everyone does it now.
George W. Bush's "you either agree with war in Iraq or you're with the terrorists" comes to bind. "You're either freedom, or you're terror"
Worked well enough that everyone does it now.
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