@Humpleupagus I wonder would this be considered assault or assault and battery? I mean you're not touching them, it's the air touching them so should be clear right? Because I now want to carry around my leaf blower.
Fuck! It might be worth it to go to court and explain to the judge you assaulted someone with air.
@Chet @Humpleupagus It would be assault if it wasn't fake
Hell I want to just walk around with a blower and have it run all day just because it's annoying. If I am blowing air and THEY get infront of the air then maybe I can press charges of them assaulting my air!
@Chet @Humpleupagus That's a funny jew
@Chet @Humpleupagus Tl:dr Assault is if I threaten you and Battery is if I actually hit you.
Example: You bastard, I'll break your leg!
*breaks leg*
That's assault and battery.
If I just threatened that's just verbal assault, if I just hit you it's battery.
Example: You bastard, I'll break your leg!
*breaks leg*
That's assault and battery.
If I just threatened that's just verbal assault, if I just hit you it's battery.
Right but it's just air.. thats the question I have. If you walk by someone is that battery through air? How about if you crop dust someone? Is the air considered battery? A leaf blower using air is that battery?
@Chet @Humpleupagus Why do nigger women all wear wigs lmao
You could also just say it’s your emotional support device.
@Chet @Humpleupagus I didn't shoot that nigger, the air around the slug that cannoed his forhead did it, thats not my fault, I dindu nuffin
@ghostsofmena @Chet @Humpleupagus many places dont have battery as a legally separate crime...including it as just another form of assault...
@Frondeur @ghostsofmena @Chet @Humpleupagus The AK-47 thought to itself, "There could be NIGGERS here."
It thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against its bare wood furniture. "I HATE NIGGERS" the Kalashnikov thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated under its entire dust cover, making it pulsate even as the $1 bullets circulated through his powerful thick magazine and blasted away a (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a Kalashnikov, you can go anywhere you want..." It killed, out loud.
It thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against its bare wood furniture. "I HATE NIGGERS" the Kalashnikov thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated under its entire dust cover, making it pulsate even as the $1 bullets circulated through his powerful thick magazine and blasted away a (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a Kalashnikov, you can go anywhere you want..." It killed, out loud.
@Humpleupagus @Chet @ghostsofmena that seems intuitive to me...
When you can use the acronym as a complete word for the first word in the acronym, it becomes a fractal.