>be Australian
>Wake up in my house
>Have one of my houses for breakfast
>Strap some of my houses to my body to cover my nakedness
>Drive down to the bank in my mobile home, I'm going to take out another mortgage to pay the down payment on another home
>Go to McDonald's drive-thru on the way, "I'll have a mchouse with bacon and cheese, mate"
>"Oi ya cunt that'll be three houses", I pay the man
>Go to work selling houses
>Sell houses all day
>Take the mobile home back to my house
>Paycheque in the mail, Get paid in houses
>Dinner at the international house of pancakes
>Watch HGTV for a few hours
>Fall back to sleep on my house
Tuggers will never know the joy of being Australian with their diverse advanced economy.
>Wake up in my house
>Have one of my houses for breakfast
>Strap some of my houses to my body to cover my nakedness
>Drive down to the bank in my mobile home, I'm going to take out another mortgage to pay the down payment on another home
>Go to McDonald's drive-thru on the way, "I'll have a mchouse with bacon and cheese, mate"
>"Oi ya cunt that'll be three houses", I pay the man
>Go to work selling houses
>Sell houses all day
>Take the mobile home back to my house
>Paycheque in the mail, Get paid in houses
>Dinner at the international house of pancakes
>Watch HGTV for a few hours
>Fall back to sleep on my house
Tuggers will never know the joy of being Australian with their diverse advanced economy.
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