celebrating the ides of march by activating 23 @Jonny alt accounts. one for each stab wound
Happy Birthday jonny! You gonna change things up and not drink?
Im kidding!!!
Im kidding!!!
I remember 49 like it was last year.(laugh emoji)
Happy birthday Jonny. 🍻
Happy birthday Jonny. 🍻
@MartianM00n @BuddyTex
Remember when your grandma would send you a $100 bill in a birthday card, but it was because she was tapping into your trust fund that your grandfather left you? Good times
Remember when your grandma would send you a $100 bill in a birthday card, but it was because she was tapping into your trust fund that your grandfather left you? Good times
@HockeyDoxie @BuddyTex
One of my roofing customers gave me a box of the most famous candy from Hawaii
One of my roofing customers gave me a box of the most famous candy from Hawaii
Don't look for it. We like you like you are, and it would change you
Superficial topics:
Tattoos-gross or sexy?
Nail polish on men:yes or no?
Does eye color affect how sexy a person is?
What's the best day of the week?
Favorite food you could eat everyday?
Which shall we discuss first?
Tattoos-gross or sexy?
Nail polish on men:yes or no?
Does eye color affect how sexy a person is?
What's the best day of the week?
Favorite food you could eat everyday?
Which shall we discuss first?
Tattoos :depend on when acquired and why.
Nail polish on men equals faggot unless done by their little girl
Eye color is subjective
Friday unless you are off Thurs
Beans no contest
Nail polish on men equals faggot unless done by their little girl
Eye color is subjective
Friday unless you are off Thurs
Beans no contest
Happy birthday Jonny. Didn't know you shared a birthday with my son. He's sitting here like a bump on a log cuz his gf dissed him. You got any words of wisdom to give him about how to treat mean girls?
Tell him that he's gonna grow up to be a lady killer just like his old man. 😉
@Jonaschuzzlewit @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie
1st date convo topics:
1) holy cow, I didn’t know hair could look that good in real life
2) I bet your mom’s pretty, too
3) how come you smell so good?
4) quit sucking my dick so hard, please (ladies like a man with good manners)
5) what should we name our first baby?
1st date convo topics:
1) holy cow, I didn’t know hair could look that good in real life
2) I bet your mom’s pretty, too
3) how come you smell so good?
4) quit sucking my dick so hard, please (ladies like a man with good manners)
5) what should we name our first baby?
I say no tattoos...ever. Only clear polish for men, unless daddy is daughters' customer at her make believe beauty shop. Blue or green eyes are sexier. Friday for sure. Bacon everyday!
@HockeyDoxie @BuddyTex
If you’re in my kitchen, you get one superficial discussion.
For instance:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST VAPE FLAVOR?
If you’re in my kitchen, you get one superficial discussion.
For instance:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST VAPE FLAVOR?
I want to post or send you a photo so bad. Lol we are wearing suits and ties and I think we look like fire.
🏋️💪🔥🔥
Thank you Dixie.
I'll probably take him to twin peaks.
🏋️💪🔥🔥
Thank you Dixie.
I'll probably take him to twin peaks.
I agree with all of these 100% except no polish on men, ever. I don't know any men who polish their nails. To be honest, I don't even know why polish exists sans color. Is it to bead rainwater?
My wife explains some of the stuff she uses for beauty and it always sounds like things I'd do to a car after I've sandblasted the clear coat off.
Kids are definitely the exception, provided it's removed when peanut goes to bed. It is also ok to drink imaginary tea or whittle magic wands with her out of sticks you find in the woods (aka the fairie garden)
My wife explains some of the stuff she uses for beauty and it always sounds like things I'd do to a car after I've sandblasted the clear coat off.
Kids are definitely the exception, provided it's removed when peanut goes to bed. It is also ok to drink imaginary tea or whittle magic wands with her out of sticks you find in the woods (aka the fairie garden)
I prefer men with no polish. I don't think men get manicures like they used to back in my mom's day. She used to tell me that business men would get their nails done with clear polish. I guess it was a White collar way to show that they didn't have to do manual labor with their hands like a blue collar guy.
Better off w/o tattoos
Nail polish only if it is used to paint a smiley face on the nail f one digit
Pale blue/gray are best
Good pizza
Nail polish only if it is used to paint a smiley face on the nail f one digit
Pale blue/gray are best
Good pizza
Then it becomes a favorite strain conversation...
@Dudebro @Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit am not 👻
@Aly @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit
Can you lift a 100 pound chick over head, dirty dancing style?
Can you lift a 100 pound chick over head, dirty dancing style?
One can only hope. 😏
And sorry Doxie... I literally typed that out and auto correct still got my azzmador 😭
And sorry Doxie... I literally typed that out and auto correct still got my azzmador 😭
@Highroehler @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie
Don’t apologize too Doxie. She’s literally one of those HR chicks that would love too fire your White ass
Don’t apologize too Doxie. She’s literally one of those HR chicks that would love too fire your White ass
I think it rolled in naturally
@Jonny @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit I'm a gril 😏
@Aly @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit
If you’re an actual girl on the Fedi, then guess what.
Your minimum standard for a man should be that he can lift you.
If you’re an actual girl on the Fedi, then guess what.
Your minimum standard for a man should be that he can lift you.
@HockeyDoxie @Jonny @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit I cannot unsee this 😂😂😂
@HockeyDoxie @Jonny @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit I don't have any. I don't care if a guy has them unless they're retarded.
Men are different than women imo. Women I just assume are coal burners if they are tatted
@HockeyDoxie @BuddyTex @Jonaschuzzlewit @fireandforget
Enough with the nail polish convo. Don’t you see I’m dying from black lung, here? Real man work
Enough with the nail polish convo. Don’t you see I’m dying from black lung, here? Real man work
@Dudebro @Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit I don't like them
based, I don’t like them but every time i have ever seen a coal burner they have tattoos
@Aly @Dudebro @Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit Tattoos are masculine.
@HockeyDoxie @BuddyTex @Highroehler
If it’s simps you want. I will have you banished too
FediSimps dot Incel
If it’s simps you want. I will have you banished too
FediSimps dot Incel
@HockeyDoxie @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
I’m gonna teach you wow too cook a stew, aren’t I?
I’m gonna teach you wow too cook a stew, aren’t I?
I didn't know that...
> goes to change laundry load... life doesn't change...
> goes to change laundry load... life doesn't change...
@HockeyDoxie @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
No.
I’m gonna make American White Man stew.
Your HR department won’t like it
No.
I’m gonna make American White Man stew.
Your HR department won’t like it
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I finally learned to appreciate my instant pot, but I would still stew in a croc.
pressure cooker gonna do all the work for him.
pretty much idiot proof goodness.
as long as he doesn't put his veggies in for too long, there's no way to fail.
pretty much idiot proof goodness.
as long as he doesn't put his veggies in for too long, there's no way to fail.
So what? You can't lift 100# over your head?
@ghast
A Mastadon account wishing me happy birthday?
Tell your mom that I love her crooked fake tits done israel
A Mastadon account wishing me happy birthday?
Tell your mom that I love her crooked fake tits done israel
@Jonny I don't understand any of that. Your response should be in the "thank you" realm.
You can't lift 100# over your head? Seriously? Are you a pre-teen girl?
@Dudebro @ghast @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
You aren’t talking too a nigger. You are literally talking too a jew that hates your guts.
You aren’t talking too a nigger. You are literally talking too a jew that hates your guts.
@Dudebro @ghast @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
You guys make fun of me for calling people jews. Well, this is one, retard
You guys make fun of me for calling people jews. Well, this is one, retard
Swing and a miss, edgelord. But you go so hard. Wow.
@ghast @Dudebro @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
I don’t care if you gize are jews, just pretend you are the 1990s jews that pretend too be White guys. That’s all I’m asking
I don’t care if you gize are jews, just pretend you are the 1990s jews that pretend too be White guys. That’s all I’m asking
@Tony @Dudebro @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit That's a great nose 10/10
Sending you wishes of happiness and good vibes via the fiber optic cable going to your tropical Island where you are the king
Not simping. I haven't done that on fedi in a LONG time. I have tremendous respect for hockey doxie for telling it like it is when others won't. I will simp for her voice though 😏
Luh u hockey 💚
Luh u hockey 💚
@Dudebro @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
You keep saying BASED as if it’s a big wow.
Show forearm
You keep saying BASED as if it’s a big wow.
Show forearm
@Tony @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit Why are you doods sharing body part pics?
@Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
I didn’t say back arm. I said forearm
I didn’t say back arm. I said forearm
@Aly @Tony @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit Count your blessings, it could be worse. 🤪
@Aly @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit d-did you wanna join in?
@RehnSturm256 @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
That’s the mole I’m looking for
That’s the mole I’m looking for
@Tony @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit rate feets
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256 damn look at how fat and unimpressive that forearm is. Gross probably belongs to a jew
@Tony @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256 do you not remember me crushing a fan with my bare hands like a day ago¿ lol
No, I told you that I'm going to bed. I was going to sing you happy birthday but you went and called me a bitch.
@Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256
I have it also.
We are marked
I have it also.
We are marked
@HockeyDoxie @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
Get outa here, quit fucking shit up
Get outa here, quit fucking shit up
@dj @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256 damn hes white knuckling gripping thats LITERALLY me
@Tony @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256 here u go big dog. Oh and jonny your still banned close that account down thanks
@Tony @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256 one time johny crushed a small jewish infant when he tried giving it a circumcision with his teeth if that counts
@Red_Hat @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
You are sitting at my desk, aren’t you?
You are sitting at my desk, aren’t you?
yes, but in your walls. You can't see me. Excuse the noises it's cramped in here
@Red_Hat @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
I’ll let you have this space desk if you describe your your first girlfriend.
Sell it, fuck face
I’ll let you have this space desk if you describe your your first girlfriend.
Sell it, fuck face
English white girl (english heritage), runner, exercising.
Got fat, married an army dude and almost got a divorced. I had the best version of her
Got fat, married an army dude and almost got a divorced. I had the best version of her
@Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Red_Hat @Aly
Wait what?
What planet is this?
Wait what?
What planet is this?
Last white girl I dated tbh...
Since then I've been on my trip around the world
Since then I've been on my trip around the world
Right, she called me 7 years after highschool and wanted to talk but she put on 40 pounds so I was like hell naaahhhh
@Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Red_Hat @Aly
They don’t have too be 100% White.
If your baby’s momma has blue eyes, you win all arguments.
They don’t have too be 100% White.
If your baby’s momma has blue eyes, you win all arguments.
@mischievoustomato @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly need some more hair on that hand pic nigga
@Dudebro @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Red_Hat @Aly
I bet your dad’s second cousin is jewy af.
I bet your dad’s second cousin is jewy af.
@stinky @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato
This literally looks like a jew hand that looks like it learned computer engineering in the Midwest
Colorado?
This literally looks like a jew hand that looks like it learned computer engineering in the Midwest
Colorado?
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato a geographically closer guess than most but I am disgusted that you would call me a jew
Also I love the Trinity and hate fucking kikes and denounce the talmud and torah
@Dudebro @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Red_Hat @Aly
Only a jew would type that
Only a jew would type that
@mischievoustomato @Tony @stinky @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
Nice cool aid hair, jew
Nice cool aid hair, jew
@mischievoustomato @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly no you're moms a jew wtf owned!!!!
@mischievoustomato @Tony @stinky @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
Shut up, cunt (gay guy)
Shut up, cunt (gay guy)
@mischievoustomato @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly I'm gonna fookin end myself RIGHT NOW
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato you are GAY NOW
@mischievoustomato @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly oh hell yea bro aryans RISE UP
@mischievoustomato @Tony @stinky @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
Graf won’t save you from me.
Graf won’t save you from me.
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato graf is a NIGGER
@mischievoustomato @Tony @stinky @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
I put fags in kilns
I put fags in kilns
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato would you like it if i put my pernis in your asshole?
i do defed ncd because their users and threads rarely said anything i cared about
I still don't defed anyone. But im hoping I don't get a reason too lol
my house my rules
if annoying, boring or illegal, i yeet
if annoying, boring or illegal, i yeet
Fair enough we usually say nigger and nef is the internet version of quagmire
@Tony @Jonny @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato IT IS OVER!!!!!!!!
@bigslime @Aly @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Jonny @Tony @ghast @mischievoustomato AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHFGHHHHHH
@stinky @Aly @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Jonny @Tony @ghast @mischievoustomato just snapped my BBC to this post cc @pernia @StumbleDonkey @Bajax
@stinky @Aly @Bajax @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Jonny @StumbleDonkey @Tony @ghast @mischievoustomato @pernia my shit looks like an Allen wrench 🙈🤑
@bigslime @Aly @Bajax @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Jonny @StumbleDonkey @Tony @ghast @mischievoustomato @pernia bro did they cut you up wrong as a baby or is that just genetics?
@mischievoustomato @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
No. It’s cool. I drive up. No one sees me. I incinerate your jew mom and leave.
No. It’s cool. I drive up. No one sees me. I incinerate your jew mom and leave.
@stinky @Aly @Bajax @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Jonny @StumbleDonkey @Tony @ghast @mischievoustomato @pernia no bcuz I just snapped it 👻
@bigslime @Aly @Bajax @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Jonny @StumbleDonkey @Tony @ghast @mischievoustomato @pernia fucked up if you think about it
@stinky @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato
I have all new goy jokes for your jew ass
I have all new goy jokes for your jew ass
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @mischievoustomato@rebased.taihou.webs youre a jew get owned!!!!!!!
@mischievoustomato @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly why does your porn have no balls??????????
@mischievoustomato @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
Jordi from space trek alread displayed your jew mom on PBS.
Jordi from space trek alread displayed your jew mom on PBS.
@mischievoustomato @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly do not gaslight me im sensitive AAAAAHH
sorry im a playa I'll play with your heart sorry bro
@Soy_Magnus @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
Pay no attention too SoyMagnus. He followed me into this magnificent thread from Mumbai India (street shitter central).
Pay no attention too SoyMagnus. He followed me into this magnificent thread from Mumbai India (street shitter central).
@Jonny @Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256
Do you go to the pool a lot? Looking kinda brown. Can I call you Juanito Fiebre? Lol.
Do you go to the pool a lot? Looking kinda brown. Can I call you Juanito Fiebre? Lol.
@dj @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256 when johnny goes sun tanningat the beach he only wears old crusty underwear with his winky poking through the peeing he as an advertisement for children
@dj @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256 fuck it, doxxing johnny fever
@mischievoustomato @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly don't hurt me I'm sensitive
@mischievoustomato @Tony @stinky @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly
What you typed, doesn’t mean anything, jew
What you typed, doesn’t mean anything, jew
tomato's personality really did a 180 after he got a tummy pic, proud of you
@VIcFury @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @burner @Aly @mischievoustomato
Show me your mouth
Show me your mouth
@Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @burner @Aly @VIcFury @mischievoustomato
You talk as if you’ve never been craniumed
You talk as if you’ve never been craniumed
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie
What’s that song about LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD.
Can you sing that?
It’s my birthday.
What’s that song about LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD.
Can you sing that?
It’s my birthday.
@Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie i cant johnny. but i hope you have a nice weekend
@zero @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @IAMAL_PHARIUS
Wait a minute. Am I trying too have sex with all the chicks in high school who I repulsed?
Wait a minute. Am I trying too have sex with all the chicks in high school who I repulsed?
@Jonny @zero @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @IAMAL_PHARIUS Their daughters are 18+ by now right?
@PsychoMikeO @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS
Mikeo, you don’t think I’m gonna get you, faggot? Show me your moms weird tits
Mikeo, you don’t think I’m gonna get you, faggot? Show me your moms weird tits
she asked us to replicate them from the photos she sent in 🤫
close your eyes, mikeo!
@syrenka @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
Show me your mom’s nose, jew
Just kidding, I’m gonna fuck her brains out
Show me your mom’s nose, jew
Just kidding, I’m gonna fuck her brains out
@Jonny @syrenka @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS I'm gonna stick your mom's head in the toilet, and POWERFuck her
🚽🍑💥🍆
🚽🍑💥🍆
@PsychoMikeO @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS
Incorrect, You will not be able too spray wheat fields with glyphosate.
Incorrect, You will not be able too spray wheat fields with glyphosate.
@Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS I spray pure concentrated glyphosate from my... you know... muh dik
Any way happy birthday brother its been good times. You remind me of my friend who offed himself.
I miss him.
Any way happy birthday brother its been good times. You remind me of my friend who offed himself.
I miss him.
@PsychoMikeO @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS
If I ever see you talking down on a ditch digger.
I will kill you, jew
If I ever see you talking down on a ditch digger.
I will kill you, jew
@Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS I know, Jonny. I know.
@PsychoMikeO @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS
We all know you are jumping the shark, Fanzi.
You will never have sex again, jew
Your TV shit is over.
We all know you are jumping the shark, Fanzi.
You will never have sex again, jew
Your TV shit is over.
sorry about your bro, mikeo - some pain never fully heals, only eases enough to enable us to still persevere... i'm sorry he's not here anymore. glad you found the courage to stick around and not pass the pain on for someone else to hold... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqfd4v-_byg
@syrenka @Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS Its a beautiful song. Thank you for this.
It's been a difficult journey for me, but also a riveting story... I wanna stick around and see what happens next. For both the world and for me personally.
I've known bleak sadness, unfathomable dread, dispair, desperation, agony, tragedy, all too well.
Never actually felt suicidal though. I just dont have that in my DNA. I am not a very good Christian but I am a true believer for what it's worth. Maybe that's why I've prevailed through so much. I don't know.
I've also known exhilarating joy, ecstatic pleasure, triumphant victory, deep, true love, and a humble appreciation for life, and for beauty in its various forms.
Ups and downs. When I'm on a downswing, I know that's temporary. I know it will get better. On an upswing I've learned to cherish and treasure that. Because that, too, will not last...
Nowadays I'm more concerned for the fate of the world, my loved ones, future generations, and my people.
🤍Cheers!🥛🥛
It's been a difficult journey for me, but also a riveting story... I wanna stick around and see what happens next. For both the world and for me personally.
I've known bleak sadness, unfathomable dread, dispair, desperation, agony, tragedy, all too well.
Never actually felt suicidal though. I just dont have that in my DNA. I am not a very good Christian but I am a true believer for what it's worth. Maybe that's why I've prevailed through so much. I don't know.
I've also known exhilarating joy, ecstatic pleasure, triumphant victory, deep, true love, and a humble appreciation for life, and for beauty in its various forms.
Ups and downs. When I'm on a downswing, I know that's temporary. I know it will get better. On an upswing I've learned to cherish and treasure that. Because that, too, will not last...
Nowadays I'm more concerned for the fate of the world, my loved ones, future generations, and my people.
🤍Cheers!🥛🥛
@PsychoMikeO @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS
We see your military paragraph structure.
You are dead, jew
We see your military paragraph structure.
You are dead, jew
Make sure to look at the closest star too!
The longer the better.
https://youtu.be/-XZN-Ugobmo?si=yFXawXSormO41Loa
The longer the better.
https://youtu.be/-XZN-Ugobmo?si=yFXawXSormO41Loa
@NonPlayableClown @AmonMaritza @BuddyTex
I didn’t want to do this, but it appears your mom has gigantic alien tits.
Why did you make me do this?
I didn’t want to do this, but it appears your mom has gigantic alien tits.
Why did you make me do this?
Well I know man of your stature would enjoy some big bizangas 😎
@NonPlayableClown @Jonny @AmonMaritza @BuddyTex Everything the light touches is your fedi kingdom.
>But what about that dark shadowy area over there?
Simba, that is a Johnny thread. You must never go there.
>But what about that dark shadowy area over there?
Simba, that is a Johnny thread. You must never go there.
99% of their posts and threads were never interesting to me and became clutter for the federated tl
@Soy_Magnus @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
When the jews freak out because they don’t have a second country too flee too, I’m gonna watch you drown in the Hudson River.
Go Red Sox
When the jews freak out because they don’t have a second country too flee too, I’m gonna watch you drown in the Hudson River.
Go Red Sox
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 im mexican jewberg we have cartels not dreidels
@Soy_Magnus @Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256
He keeps asking for forearms but his goal is foreskin, it will activate his salivary glands.
He keeps asking for forearms but his goal is foreskin, it will activate his salivary glands.
@dj @Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Aly @RehnSturm256
Nice, I never thought you’d bring in weird counties that my tax dollars paid too bomb
Nice, I never thought you’d bring in weird counties that my tax dollars paid too bomb
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 hey wowy wow its johhny childgenitalmutilationbergstein
@Soy_Magnus @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
It looks like you kids are putting on bullet proof vests.
Cute
It looks like you kids are putting on bullet proof vests.
Cute
@Soy_Magnus @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
I read Rich Dad Poor Dad books way too late in life. Now I wish there was Gay Dad book that would have warned me of you jews
I read Rich Dad Poor Dad books way too late in life. Now I wish there was Gay Dad book that would have warned me of you jews
@Jonny @Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 There's still time for you to write it.
@ACL9000 @Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
Let’s co-author a kick-ass dad book.
I’ll be come in as the drunk uncle aspect
Let’s co-author a kick-ass dad book.
I’ll be come in as the drunk uncle aspect
@Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
Chapter 2: breaking the hyoid bone
Chapter 2: breaking the hyoid bone
Chapter 3: treating STDs at home with common household ingredients
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 my 2 dads just said your not allowed to have a gab account now. U played ya self plump pimpin
@Soy_Magnus @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
Are you the Nigger account that does kitchen clips in his car?
Are you the Nigger account that does kitchen clips in his car?
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 ¿ im not aure who your thinking. Joeys world tour maybe¿ no thats not me im not surprised ud mix up an arian god like me for a fat dying guy your probably going to liver failure as we speak
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 i bet you used corn based lubricant products
@Soy_Magnus @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
I love you. No homo
I love you. No homo
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 right back at you big dog
@Soy_Magnus @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
It’s actually a little nippley in Honolulu rn.
Let’s make a kosher stew
It’s actually a little nippley in Honolulu rn.
Let’s make a kosher stew
@HockeyDoxie @Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
You ever notice how German punk rock always tries too ruin stuff?
You ever notice how German punk rock always tries too ruin stuff?
@Jonny @Tony @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 germany was replaced by israel in about 1945 roughly. Dont mind them
@HockeyDoxie @Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256 it was frozen
@HockeyDoxie @Tony @Soy_Magnus @ghast @BuddyTex @Dudebro @Jonaschuzzlewit @dj @Aly @RehnSturm256
Most chicks tell HR on me when I whistle at them, but I like your style
Most chicks tell HR on me when I whistle at them, but I like your style
@Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS I'm glad you had a good birthday fren. Your drunk in the kitchen videos are what made me fall in love in the first place years ago. You're delivery reminds me of my friend who offer himself a year or two after I found my mom dead.
My friends both male and female used to call looking for me and if I wasn't there my mom would talk on the phone with them sometimes for hours. Girlfriends, bros, it didn't matter. This was in the age before cellphones and my mom Loved to blab on the phone.
When my mom died, that hit hard for a lot of my friends. My buddy started drinking more and just lost it man. Got put on the pharmajewticals he eventually overdosed on. Failed the first attempt. Less than 2 months later, he completed his mission to self terminate.
Anyways have a good one. I know I'm not gonna make it. I've come to peace with it.
My friends both male and female used to call looking for me and if I wasn't there my mom would talk on the phone with them sometimes for hours. Girlfriends, bros, it didn't matter. This was in the age before cellphones and my mom Loved to blab on the phone.
When my mom died, that hit hard for a lot of my friends. My buddy started drinking more and just lost it man. Got put on the pharmajewticals he eventually overdosed on. Failed the first attempt. Less than 2 months later, he completed his mission to self terminate.
Anyways have a good one. I know I'm not gonna make it. I've come to peace with it.
@PsychoMikeO @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS
All my IRL friends liked my dad more than me. When my dad died, I didn’t tell anybody, but the funeral home was PACKED with folks. I have no idea how 100 people found out about the funeral.
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All my IRL friends liked my dad more than me. When my dad died, I didn’t tell anybody, but the funeral home was PACKED with folks. I have no idea how 100 people found out about the funeral.
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@Jonny @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS I'm a ditch digger respector bc I'm not a jew. I value hard labor.
jonny got a case of hemorrhoid creams for fixing the neighbors bidet
@koropokkur @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie
If given a time machine, you’d let Maverick miss that high five, wouldn’t you?
You aren’t a White man, nigger
If given a time machine, you’d let Maverick miss that high five, wouldn’t you?
You aren’t a White man, nigger
@Jonaschuzzlewit @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
Nice.
Koroppokur learned something on YouTube and thinks 49 year old Jonny doesn’t know it
Nice.
Koroppokur learned something on YouTube and thinks 49 year old Jonny doesn’t know it
49 y/o jonny cant solder
that mobo is dead cuz muh $2 cap blew up!
that mobo is dead cuz muh $2 cap blew up!
he can paint, tho, for real. he has a lot of talent (no I’m not teasing, you’re a good artist Jonny)
@RDT @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
In high school I sculpted a clay fired treehouse that one a blue ribbon at the city contest.
My friends were laughing their asses off because that’s where I hid my porno mags.
Not joking
In high school I sculpted a clay fired treehouse that one a blue ribbon at the city contest.
My friends were laughing their asses off because that’s where I hid my porno mags.
Not joking
@Jonaschuzzlewit @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
Koroppokur can hot glue. Have you seen his sweaters?
Koroppokur can hot glue. Have you seen his sweaters?
@koropokkur @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie
If you were a 1980s movie star I bet you’d be the masterbater guy.
If you were a 1980s movie star I bet you’d be the masterbater guy.
i'd be the guy in the vw that banged the girl you had a crush on.
@koropokkur @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie
Cool.
I’m the the guy that buys your mom a $10,000 set of tits and a plane ticket
Cool.
I’m the the guy that buys your mom a $10,000 set of tits and a plane ticket
@RDT @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
RDT, sadly there’s no one on here you can put in a headlock.
It’s all our gize.
RDT, sadly there’s no one on here you can put in a headlock.
It’s all our gize.
@RDT @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
I’ve been doing one man dog piles, and I still get blocked.
You have too come in super smoothe
I’ve been doing one man dog piles, and I still get blocked.
You have too come in super smoothe
@RDT @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
No. That’s the thing. You have too crawl up on these fags
No. That’s the thing. You have too crawl up on these fags
@RDT @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
If you wanna hurt someone’s feelings, you have too really wrap your dick around their neck (quiet like).
If you wanna hurt someone’s feelings, you have too really wrap your dick around their neck (quiet like).
@RDT @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
Dude, I’m glad you’re here.
No homo
Dude, I’m glad you’re here.
No homo
@RDT @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
I think I’ve been waiting for you, actually.
Is that weird?
I think I’ve been waiting for you, actually.
Is that weird?
@Tony @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
In a galaxy far far away, Yoda did some shenanigans.
In a galaxy far far away, Yoda did some shenanigans.
@zero @Tony @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
It appears that I’m gonna have too go a level deeper for original yoda jokes
It appears that I’m gonna have too go a level deeper for original yoda jokes
@koropokkur @Tony @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
You should probably pick a different instance now, jew.
You should probably pick a different instance now, jew.
@koropokkur @Tony @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
We all see you jew
We all see you jew
Nigger it's been like a year and I still can't hear you. Buy a new phone gramps.
@bot @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
I’ve never heard of you, jew
I’ve never heard of you, jew
i wouldn't doubt it, bot...
hairy pakistani men are quite spry for their size.
hairy pakistani men are quite spry for their size.
@bot @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO
I just said I want too fuck your mom, retard
I just said I want too fuck your mom, retard
bot is a man, jonny.
he won't let you fuck his mom until he does.
he won't let you fuck his mom until he does.
@koropokkur @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
I say who is a man, jew
I say who is a man, jew
He's literally an indian, that's why his mum named him koropookur or whatever.
bot is lookin for someone to spread the bussy!
you might be the guy, jonny!
you might be the guy, jonny!
I never thought of the connection between yachts, Special needs men and hookers like that but it makes perfect sense now that you explain it
@koropokkur @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
You will never have sex, virgin
You will never have sex, virgin
@koropokkur @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
Pretend you are deep throating the president of Canada.
We will take all your baseball players, jew
Pretend you are deep throating the president of Canada.
We will take all your baseball players, jew
@koropokkur @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
Your mom asked me too tell her it’s going too be alright.
Your mom asked me too tell her it’s going too be alright.
How many illegitimate children do you think you've created by now?
@Hoss @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
You wanna fuck with me, jew?
I will kill you.
You wanna fuck with me, jew?
I will kill you.
>Personalized Jonny roast clip
This is the greatest day of my life.
This is the greatest day of my life.
@Hoss @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
Let’s pretend you can play tennis (you can’t, rim job)
I smash tennis balls in your face
Let’s pretend you can play tennis (you can’t, rim job)
I smash tennis balls in your face
Tennis is the one sport I kinda know how to play, actually.
jonny's shit don't werk, fren.
he can't even get it up, much less impregnate a lass.
he can't even get it up, much less impregnate a lass.
Bruh there's no way a nigga with Kung-Fu moves like his is shooting blanks.
@Hoss @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
If I fly you too Honolulu, will you at least pretend how too play tennis and talk too 20 year old German girls?
Don’t jew me
If I fly you too Honolulu, will you at least pretend how too play tennis and talk too 20 year old German girls?
Don’t jew me
Having you fly me out to Honolulu sounds kinda gay ngl. I feel like there'd be strings attached to that offer.
my arm is only capable of 2 feet before the net or 2 feet past the baseline
@Hoss @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
I’ve asked 20 of you fuckers too come too Hawaii
I’ve asked 20 of you fuckers too come too Hawaii
if im spending 13 hours on aplane, im going to hokkaido, nigger!
@zero @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot @Hoss
Wait, are you jew friends with Koroppokur?
Off limits, jew.
Wait, are you jew friends with Koroppokur?
Off limits, jew.
@Jonny @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot @Hoss DON'T DO IT HOSS HE WANTS TO HAVE GAY ANAL SEX ON HIS WAIKIKI HOME
@Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Hoss @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Jonaschuzzlewit @PsychoMikeO @RDT @Tony @bot @koropokkur @syrenka @zero HE HAS INVITED EVERY SINGLE FEDI USER TO HIS WAIKIKI HOME THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
@ElDeadKennedy @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot @Hoss
It’s true.
Me asking people too come too Hawaii is the worst. Even though it only costs $400
Haha.
Stay away, fags
It’s true.
Me asking people too come too Hawaii is the worst. Even though it only costs $400
Haha.
Stay away, fags
im coming this year for a week. stock up on beef jerky and vodka.
@zero @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot @Hoss @ElDeadKennedy
Your South Pacific touch downs have been rescinded
Your South Pacific touch downs have been rescinded
I aint flying over the ocean in one of those women built planes that keep falling apart...
Jonny's the one acting hard when we all know he ain't setting foot on a Boeing for the continental 48.
@Hoss @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot @ElDeadKennedy
Your headstone reads:
He was a retard. He thought men could fly
Your headstone reads:
He was a retard. He thought men could fly
@Hoss @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @koropokkur @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot
Incorrect jew. I know Monica Seles she will murder you, jew
Incorrect jew. I know Monica Seles she will murder you, jew
@koropokkur @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot @Hoss
You can’t play tennis, can you, faggot?
You can’t play tennis, can you, faggot?
i played plenty of tennis and golf growing up. motocross, bmx, skiing water skiing, etc...
hockey took up most of my time during the fall, winter and spring.
guaranteed id whoop yer ass in pingpong, darts and pool, too!
hockey took up most of my time during the fall, winter and spring.
guaranteed id whoop yer ass in pingpong, darts and pool, too!
@koropokkur @Tony @ArmadilloRancher @BuddyTex @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @RDT @syrenka @zero @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PsychoMikeO @bot @Hoss
Why are you so jewy?
Why are you so jewy?
We have to take you shopping for new glasses and pick out new ones. No Elvis or Granny glasses allowed!