FBXL Social

Can you top these?

Lincoln pork got me good

OB/CD

Doxxing me AGAIN?

The garage band was supposed to be a secret for the third anniversary

@KiKi88 no, I cant top those.

All I got is ZZ slop ๐Ÿ˜ญ

It will happen again

Can you play Electric Wheelchair to Heaven?

@KiKi88 Gunts and Roses

Whitesnack is all I got off the top of my head.

Epiphany: THE FEASTY BOYS
You're welcome.

Mega Buffet.

Systolic 182

Motley Food.

Creedence Clearwater Festival

@matty@nicecrew.digital

Was there Meatloaf?

๐ŸŽ™๏ธJust a GIGGLYBRO
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing
Paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
betraying
There will come a day
youth will pass away
then what will they say
about me
When the end comes I know
they'll say just a GIGGLYBRO
as life goes on
without me
'Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
Get along with me babe,
been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be
Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop
I ain't got nobody 'cept love songs in love
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop
I ain't got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody, nobody
I'm so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
Won't some sweet mama come
and take a chance with me
cause I ain't so bad
Really want that soul
Little loving soul all of the time
Even on the beat, cherry, cherry on the beat
Need a long tall darling, mama
Feeling sick, got nobody
No, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, no one, no one
Loopey loop, darling, darling
darling, darling
Getting serious, got to see the walls
Over there, nobody,
got no one,
nobody
Nobody,
nobody,
nobody
Nobody,
nobody cares for me๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @KiKi88 Totally read that in Louis Prima's voice.

I unfortunately heard it in David Lee Roth's spandex squeezed testicles voice
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@KiKi88 That's good!

Don't make me bust the guitar back out because I WILL write a song

I am your number one fan
Don't tease me

Remember when Van Halen had a real singer? Unfortunately I missed it. https://youtu.be/b1NmPFgdt6Y

Meatloafers.

@KiKi88 Fries Again
Eatwood Macdonalds
Bucket Oyster Cult
Heavy Cream and Oats

Was food fighters in there?

30 seconds to Arby's

Fat Sabbath

@Goalkeeper @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @KiKi88 We called them 'van hagar' in those days.

Oh you think so!

I know so nigga

Like Dio Sabbath, replacing the singer was the right move.

Oreo Feedwagon is the best lmao

3 s'mores down

Yall are hilarious

I appreciate Ozzy for what he did back in the day but Good Lord it's not even a contest.

30 Seconds to Mars Bar

Fat's outta the bag now

@Goalkeeper @KiKi88 @brittbratt_fingerpuppet Yeah, early Ozzy was fun... but holy hell, Dio was brilliant!
RIP in peace, Dio!

The replies from you guys are so funny
Dont know if it's cause Im buzzed or if you guys are just clever

He grew up in my hometown and they had a massive tribute for him when the news broke.

TBF, that's breddy good

Thank you
I get no credit for my genius ๐Ÿ˜ค

none of us are smart

@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital Its not even 5 pm? โ€‹โ€‹

I haven't had a drink in like 2 months
so I start when i want๐Ÿคจ
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Porkupine Tree

Play like no one is listening.

No one would

*points and laughs at u

Alot of you are secretly smart
like me

@KiKi88@nicecrew.digital however you got to justify it to yourself๐Ÿ˜

Yes

Fleetwood Big Mac...

Fed Zeppelin

Emerson, Cake & Palm Oil

I might have been smart once upon a time

Nature is a whore ๐Ÿ˜

At least somebody thinks so. What about Pants-teara?

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Soon to be grateful dead

Chicken Gizzards and the Lizard Wizard

Rick Steakman

Lunch Rush...

Ham Petty and the Scalebreakers

Jimmy Buffet...

@n3f_X@nicecrew.digital jews takin over the world and shes having cocktails ๐Ÿ™„

Bpork

Recessive Sex Pistols.

Our Gravy Peace

Twisted brown Smuckers band

I can't stop. I can't even see the TL.

Please don't block me.

The thought never occurred to me
I'd never block you
You're on a roll

Menu at Work...

Tenacious Eat

Would anyone tell me if I was getting stupider?

I went to Jupiter ๐Ÿ˜ค

You master bate with body pillows made out to look like Eddie gurrero

You master bate with body pillows made out to look like Eddie gurrero

Probably
Not

Sex and violence.

@KiKi88 Huey Lewis and the Buffet

but you're openly a gay fucking idiot
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@KiKi88 Tenacious D'ner

So is this band

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅ

Smirk croissant

@KiKi88 w(HAM)

Supposed to be a roll that the band is on. I'm on a Roehl. Why does cwasont emoji show as dinner roll?

๐Ÿงป Looking for this

@KiKi88 i listened to this many times

Soundlarden

After all that food
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oh jeez thatโ€™s gross

at least itโ€™s the back and it the front

u need to go see a doctor nigga

Motley Stรชw

Why Eddie? I don't even remember what his finisher was.

Puddle of Mudd butt?
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lol, I just listened to them the other day and realized they were an offspring rip off.
didn't age well either

lol, I hope thatโ€™s a fucking parody

Wasn't supposed to be but became one. If not a pepe meme. "Reeeee"

that was Saturday night live right?

I think I bought the first cd, and I was just thinking about them the other day so I played it. didnโ€™t even make it through one song :(

This is the closet thing I can find but there's a better one. They are washed up

Depends on how humorous you are

Which one helps?

You're a fine, upstanding tater
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@brittbratt_fingerpuppet @PodunkPotato @KiKi88 @d0c40r0 @feralphilosophernc Me cooking hashbrowns in the morning.
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"Hey look mah they hugging!"

Hey hey, we're the Chunkees.

yep, when your playing fairs itโ€™s over

>Go to the Porta potty at the fair
>The guy inside

lol, I just watched that again, lmfao that face.

I remember musicians talking about it then. They're like the band sounds good otherwise, I feel bad for them. Didn't they rehearse?

I was thinking the same thing, he had headphones on so probably not a monitor issue, maybe he just overthought it

In all fairness, he's trying to mimic Kurt Cobain.

He should have gone with the shotgun

why do I think like this?

@KiKi88
Cheese Bizkit,
Cobsnack,
Puddle of Muddbutt,
Chew Tang(y) Clams,
Jethro's Full,
Lardo Skynerd,
Pear Jam,
The Twenty Stones,
ABBA ZABAs,
The Almond Eaters Band,
Boston (Market),
Death Slab for Fatty,
The Bagels,
The Soon to be Greatful Dead,
Koolaide and the Gang, KraftDinnerWerks,
Meatallica,
The Ramens,
The Lardbirds

I can't think of anymore

Corn

I know the Hardy boys were amateur detectives and not musicians, but I'm still going with the Lardy boys. ๐Ÿค” They have an anorexic soy loving counterpart called the hardly boys. ๐Ÿคฃ

@KiKi88 frying fetus, cannibal porks