@fcktheworld587
Well, unless he’s in on it, too. Low but still a non-zero possibility there.
@fcktheworld587 This made me laugh (& I'm glad you're back to where you can joke about it, too).
I am now imagining the most bizarrely, sweetly innocuous paranoid delusions.
"The neighbours have set up a complex new security system to spy on me in order to figure out the name of that song I was playing too loud yesterday that they really liked."
"The checkout clerk is paying undue attention to my every purchase because they're trying to decide if I'm single & it might be OK to ask me out."
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@fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza no, you got it mixed up, Joe Biden hates Taco Bell, it's Kamala Harris who does the Taco Bell messages
Joe Biden does the Greek poems in the alphabet cereal
@fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza you have probably had this sent to you a million time
but this is how the joe biden story sounding rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw
Go to Taco Bell
Order a big mac
Hand the clerk a pair of hundos, "Look, I don't care how you gotta do it. Just make it happen."
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