I was playing some Ark Survial on my Switch and I was running for my life from a titanboa after picking up my gear from two previous deaths. I'm running hoping it doesn't catch me and I hear the shitting sound and got startled thinking the damn snake had caught up with me only to realize my avatar just took a crap. A true gamer moment.
I've had ark survival evolved in my steam library for 2 years but I don't remember playing it even once. I should give it a shot.
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It lets you beat dodo birds to death with your bare hands and you shit regularly.
@_gigabyte_ eventually I'll kill one of those damn snakes
@_gigabyte_ maybe if I can score a headshot or two with the long rifle I crafted in the game.
@dwarvenallfather do you have grenades or other explosives you could launch at the head? Or spears or axes or boomerangs or flames or arrows or a saw? Can you climb a tree and score a headshot?
@_gigabyte_ i haven't unlocked grenades, spears are weaker than the rifle and you can't climb trees. It would probably be easier to attack from my raft.
@_gigabyte_ haven't encountered quicksand but neither has a critter actually attacked me while on my raft.
@dwarvenallfather a crossbow might not be all too bad either if you can target the eye or open mouth. Can you find moving sands / sinking sands and have it drown itself in it? I think boas are pretty good swimmers in case. Quicksands! That’s the word.
@_gigabyte_ if it can attack me on the raft I'm pretty fucked as I'd have to drive it and it's not fast enough to escape one of those damn snakes.
@dwarvenallfather oooh that sounds promising. Maybe on the raft you’ll have a piss instead of a shit, or maybe the raft is a controlled retreat with neither.
@dwarvenallfather if it can attack you! Maybe your raft is a safe haven.