I know this one set of Catholic parents who were going on and on about how they were upset that one of their sons was planning to get a motorcycle.
They weren't talking to me, and I don't know them that well, but I wanted to butt in and say, "If THAT'S the only problem you've got with your son, than Thank God and pay for the boy's motorcycle safety course."
@DaddyO later he’ll be a schoolteacher