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@threalist @lonestarr every single puter manually

@IAMAL_PHARIUS You don't understand how big this is

Damn you mean retarting the computer abd updating things is a hard task. Shiieet my computer was one of the few working

Whats happening?

@transgrammaractivist nothing ever happens

Whats going on with the puters though?

@transgrammaractivist @IAMAL_PHARIUS "it"

@threalist @lonestarr @IAMAL_PHARIUS why are you redeeming!?

@transgrammaractivist >crowdstrike
>zog owned "security" company pushes chinese hacker threat
>gets into every zog adjecent corporate system
>update bricks 1 billion puters worldwide at roughly the same time

russia, iran and china not affected

W

Lol, lmao even

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @transgrammaractivist >council on foreign relations
Gosh dammit. Every time on old radio programs like sean handsinpants hannity and rush amibo someone would bring up this organization, they would hurredly try to dismiss the caller as fast as possible. Both unbelievable and believable.

@threalist @Bonsai @lonestarr @IAMAL_PHARIUS SAAR DO NOT REDEEM

@Titanbreakerkun @lonestarr @IAMAL_PHARIUS @threalist it's a good day for some campy bollywood clips

Gonna get a lot of use out of this today.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Theres probably a tool that can auto safemode boot these machines so they can update the security software

@Wolffkran @IAMAL_PHARIUS I'm sure an unbelievably overworked White programmer is working on it as we speak (he will not receive pay or credit for it)

>Bricks a billion wagiestations, inflicting untold millions of dollars in damage to the global economy.
>Refuses to elaborate further.
>Leaves.

ITcels, now is the time to extort your employer for a raise.

@Bonsai @Titanbreakerkun @lonestarr @IAMAL_PHARIUS @threalist Man, this shit is capable of giving epileptic seizure to a perfectly healthy person

office people don't even know how to select which audio output they need on their laptops

@IAMAL_PHARIUS For my favorite finance poaster

@ForbiddenDreamer bullish

@ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS I would be selling, this company is going to get their shit pushed in by years end. imagine how many corpos are lining up lawsuits. governments. even 911 was down, still is some places

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Shit skins getting boned and the companies that hired them.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @transgrammaractivist >do nothing
>keep winning
xi jinping, i kneel 🧎‍♂️

ok what breaking news did I wake up to today

@lamp Lukoil, a russian oil company is now finally sanction by ukriane after 2 years of war, blocking the pipeline heading to poland, hungary and slovakia.

also random assassinations in ukraine to control the situation

oh and hezbollah has drones that can swing round the med to hit tel viv from the west.

@blaaablaaaa @BigDuck @IAMAL_PHARIUS she needs to rape my dick

@IAMAL_PHARIUS > looks up "IT" and last 24 hours on indeed
> 0

must not be important

@threalist @lonestarr @IAMAL_PHARIUS "Hello ChatGPT please to be writing code for update Saar also while code is compiling please to recommend bobs an vagene Saar."

@IAMAL_PHARIUS As much as I love to dunk on Windows users, this isn't a Windows problem. This isn't a proprietary software problem either. This is a socio-economic competency crisis in a proprietary trenchcoat. Yeah, the trenchcoat looks like shit and has a ton of loose threads, but why aren't you making fun of the two guys stacked on top of each other that are wearing it?
I know nobody in the hellthread agrees, cares, or needs to hear it, but I'm responding to the image that really got my noggin joggin about it.

@idiot Niggas and kikes?

@blaaablaaaa @IAMAL_PHARIUS @transgrammaractivist It's a good day for GNU/memes.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Probably shouldn’t have destroyed our merit run society because some people who are inadequate for being alive got upset huh?

@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS >even 911 was down

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS Mate, even the coast guard went offline.

@ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @graf I'm buying more guns.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS HEY RAY

I DONT CARE LMAO

@IAMAL_PHARIUS
I've not been affected, nothing ever happens.