Not going back in time to kill hitler or stop 9/11 Iād go back in time and kill the person who invented automatic faucets
@gray just let the man go to art school
@gray also automatic paper towel dispensers
@gray John A. Faucet is his name
@gray
Pretty much like Hitler thing, but arriving at that parking lot to provide one of the parties with a baseball bat: https://mastodon.social/@mhoye/112796467490051843
And knowing me, it's not hard to figure out which one š
@icedquinn @gray His art was actually pretty good, I thought
@Hyolobrika @gray its more a joke that everyone talks about using time machines to kill hitler when you could also just scribble on some paperwork and he would have gone off to die some low-mid tier painter instead
@icedquinn @gray What if the art school directors turn out to be Holocaust deniers and they don't believe you when you tell them what's going to happen if they don't let him into art school?
@Hyolobrika @gray i mean like just move the name over in the ledger and let the bureaucratic machinery take care of the rest. ain't gotta persuade shit.