There's far right loonies who want to ban books from elementary school libraries just because they're inappropriate.
Nay, I say. A pox on thee.
Obviously every book in the world should be in kindergartener's libraries. Elementary school libraries should be like the library of Alexandria except not burned to the ground, and filled with books that are no doubt totally acceptable.
Penthouse? If it's good enough for truck stop magazine racks it's good enough for a kindergartener.
Hustler? They should hustle on those printing presses because kindergarteners should have every back issue!
Mein Kampf? More like "mein kindergartener should read that"! After all, you know who wouldn't let a kindergartener read mein kampf? Hitler. Since he loved censorship.
Forget the versions of Mark Twain's books that remove racial slurs, we need to publish versions that are nothing but racial slurs or the bigots have already won!
The idea that young children should have what they see regulated in any way, why it's unAmerican. What's that, you say? I'm Canadian? Well of course, I don't want any of this in *my* kids libraries. But you, you should definitely get on that. It's a very principled stance for you to take.
Nay, I say. A pox on thee.
Obviously every book in the world should be in kindergartener's libraries. Elementary school libraries should be like the library of Alexandria except not burned to the ground, and filled with books that are no doubt totally acceptable.
Penthouse? If it's good enough for truck stop magazine racks it's good enough for a kindergartener.
Hustler? They should hustle on those printing presses because kindergarteners should have every back issue!
Mein Kampf? More like "mein kindergartener should read that"! After all, you know who wouldn't let a kindergartener read mein kampf? Hitler. Since he loved censorship.
Forget the versions of Mark Twain's books that remove racial slurs, we need to publish versions that are nothing but racial slurs or the bigots have already won!
The idea that young children should have what they see regulated in any way, why it's unAmerican. What's that, you say? I'm Canadian? Well of course, I don't want any of this in *my* kids libraries. But you, you should definitely get on that. It's a very principled stance for you to take.
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Those alt righters removed a picture book of humans urinating on each other from the local school library.
What a bunch of nazis
What a bunch of nazis