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California entered the union as a free state

Are we just apologizing for things that we had nothing to do with now? Cuz I could get in on this.

"I am deeply sorry for my participation in the Nazi concentration camps. I didn't realize, my German isn't very good, I thought that we were just helping them get over ADHD, obviously I was mistaken and I won't make that mistake again."

"I am so so sorry for my role in the Mongolian invasions. You know how it goes, you watch that one episode of South Park too many times you get all fired up and before you know it you're taking part in conquering most of Asia and Europe. My bad. I've talked it over with my pastor, and I'm going to just have to pray a little bit harder this week."

"I once again have to express my sincerest apologies for my role in the fall of the Western Roman empire. As you no doubt know, they had a custom of drying penises on the ground, and I ended up just having to get my sillies out because it was so funny to me, but I now recognize that my role in the collapse of the Western Roman empire was wrong and I shouldn't have done that.
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I literally look like the Doc in person