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Dan dko@infosec.exchange

stealing memes is a fake idea in the first place

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P.S. if you repost and write good alt text, the meme is yours forever

Dan dko@infosec.exchange

/ fade in to someone cute writing a list of pros about their crush /

'gives good alt' is underlined and circled and has a little heart over it

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Still image. Screen Capture from Maurice Sendak's Little Bear, a person in a broad sunhat, wearing a long light blue dress with a square neck and lighter blue sleeves. They and a small bear are sitting on a picnic basket about to eat sandwiches. Top text reads: Girls with the bear they found in the woods 🐻

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Still image. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, a person wearing a houndstooth pattern graphic shirt, neck chain, thin goatee, carefully trimmed sideburns down to the jawline, and medium pompadour, standing in front of a mobile home and fence. Text reads: Albert Camels said the only way to deal with a fucked up world is to become sooo fucked up that your entire existence is acting like a felon

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Still image. Screenshot of a social media post from @raisi_com, purporting to be Ebrahim Raisi. "I have information regarding ongoing faulty managerial practices at #Boeing"

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Still image. Black and white lineart image. Bobby Hill, a young person with close-cropped hair, a defensively irritated expression, revolver in hand. Surrounded by circular text that reads: THATS [sic] MY SURPLUS VALUE I DON'T KNOW YOU

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. A torrent of blood pouring out of a just-opening elevator and rushing down a wide hallway, capture from The Shining (1980). Jonathan Yeo's portrait of the current british monarch is edited in to show the face at the head of the train of blood.

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Still image. Framed cross-stitch of a person with long salt-and-pepper hair, full mustache and beard, in profile. The text design beside them reads: BLACKBEARD'S [snake graphic] BAR & GRILL [in smaller letters] and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment

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Still image. Anime rendering of Elaine Benes from Seinfeld in muted, dark colors. Drawn in the style of and bearing the logo of Serial Experiments Lain, which has been edited to read Serial Experiments Elaine.

Dan dko@infosec.exchange

just now learning that the 'Lea' in Lea & Perrins, whose most famous work is Worcestershire Sauce

  • died of dyspepsia
  • was the mayor of Worcester
Tumblr post from doctor-roman I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever replyfrom nyxwoven, screenshot from wikipedia i have great news "Lea was elected Mayor of Worcester in 1835. He served again from 1849 to 1850.[4] He served only three months in office.[citation needed] He died of acute dyspepsia (a fatal stomach disorder where the stomach cannot function properly) on 23 March 1874 at Stanfield House, Upper Wick, Worcestershire, and was buried in the family tomb at St Peter's, Powick. " reply from doctor-roman MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

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Sill image. "Trade offer" meme. A person in a suit with steepled fingers, head superimposed with Advanced Riot Gear helmet, an insectine-looking dark bucket helmet melding into a full-face respirator that has glowing red aviator-shaped lenses. Behind this person is a vintage scifi looking robot with a broad smile across it's cathode ray tube face. Top Text: ⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ i receive: hoover dam you receive: getting thrown off of hoover dam

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Still image. The unwrapped foil of a popular brand chocolate egg was covering - SURPRISE! - the demon core, a 14lb sphere of plutonium involved in two fatal radiation incidents. Two hollowed-out spheres of machined silvery metal, with the eponymous pit in the middle. Send not to know, for whom the core claps, It Claps For Thee.

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Still image. Light seaspray-color background. Picture of an extremely conventional looking person with coifed medium length hair, wide smile that doesn't reach their eyes, slightly shaggy short beard and moustache. “Hi! I'm a white dude who likes to play Devil's Advocate, because other people's struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to equality. While we're here, I would like to centre my voice and perspectives about a cause that means nothing to me! I'm here to take up all the oxygen in the room and exhaust people who are trying to fight against injustice so that we maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no interest in learning; your frustration is my ultimate goal! Let's engage!"

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Still image. Grey scale dithered manga page. Person with large eyes, pouring huge tears, mouth wobbly and agape. Speech bubble reads: YOU CAN'T JUST COME INTO MY LIFE, MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL, AND THEN BE BRITISH

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Three panel meme. The Terminator calling John Connor's home, impersonating their voice, speech bubble is a google search, 'cheese not sticking to pizza' John Connor's foster parent, played by Jenette Goldstein, holds a plastic cream colored phone, speech bubble is a reply, "mix in sauce: mixing cheese into the sauce helps add moisture to the cheese and dry out the sauce. [circled in red] You can also add about one eighth cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness. [circled in red] Let the pizza cool: The cheese will settle and bond" The Terminator hangs up and tells John Connor: "your foster parents are dead"

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Still image. Person in an industrial white coat, white helmet, wearing long braided hair leads you by the hand down what appears to be the reactor hall of an RBMK power plant. The floor squares are located over the reactor's fuel channels.

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babe, are you OK? you barely touched your feetza

Still image. Square cardboard pizza box with two oblong pieces of baked bread, cheese and herbs on top, and they have toes. They're bread feet.

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Still image. Cover of Mark Fisher's "Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative?". Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti and Tony Sirico as Paulie Gualtieri in the foreground in a scene from The Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos (1999). One character shrugs, trying to keep warm, while another has their hand to their ear, holding a cellular telephone. Bottom text reads: Ay, Tone, we're trapped in a pervasive fuckin atmosphere that acts like some kinda fuckin invisible barrier constraining thought and action

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Animated still from The Simpsons, Lisa and Homer have just finished painting on a house wall and stand back to admire their work. The wall reads "Grove St 4 Life".

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The X-Files - S02E23 - Soft Light.mkv

Still image. Copier that's spewed jet-black toner all over the carpeted floor within a six foot radius. There is a clean spot in the shape of a small human on the floor.

Dan dko@infosec.exchange

logging on

Still image. A small, round, floofy, handsome rodent with it's mouth wide open. Top text reads: "Now he's yelling for some reason."

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Hokusai's 'The Great Wave off Kanagawa', a woodblock print in white, blue, and shades of beige. It's been edited to show the hand of a legend throwing a succulent banana milkshake at a right-wing piece of shit.

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Still image. Four rotating arrows depicting a cycle. "i do one of the seven things i planned to do" » "i lay down" The other two spots are blank.

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legalize public transit

Still image. Interior of a large public conveyance, possibly a bus or train. There are no people visible, only adorable dogs who are all very, very happy. They're in the seats, they're in the aisle, they're looking at you, and they love you!

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Still image. Comic rendering of Patrick Bateman as a Dragonball Z character, in armor, visor glass on one eye, sweat dripping down. Thought bubbles read: Look at the subtle off white coloring of his aura. The tasteful glow of it. My god, and that power level..

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Still image. Two mannequins, one pointing at the other, who is crying, shoulders hunching together, fist clenched. Top text: THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IDEOLOGY ISN'T ROOTED IN COMPASSION

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Painting of a blue deity with multiple arms, having beheaded someone, mouth open, tongue out, teeth bared. Top text: This is samsara we suffer here Bottom text: Take yo sensitive ass back to Nirvana

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. One panel watercolor or marker comic, originally by Will Laren of Slurricane fame, "The Ol' Spicy Keychain". It's been edited to make it about the demon core. Person in a button up shirt and jacket, hand smoking, red hot screwdriver falling, person yawping in pain, brow sweaty, in front of a pedestal with a glowing blue orb. Text reads: AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! THE CORE! THE CORE IS BLUE HOT! SCREWDRIVER YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T STABILIZING THE BERYLLIUM SPHERE, YOU SLIPPED AND GAVE ME THE OL' SPICY BALL! HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN SCIENTIST, SLOTIN, THE SPICY BALL!?!

Dan dko@infosec.exchange

Selma and Troy didn't have to break up

Still image. Green ball cap with white front panel. Black text above a long fish, reads: THE FISH, WOMEN, AND I ARE IN A LOVING POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP BUILT ON MUTUAL TRUST AND A REGULARLY RENEWED FISHING LICENSE

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edit: Jesse is on here now! check 'em out at @adhdjesse

Still image. Screenshot from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) illustrating conditional motivation. Eddie Valiant, a detective in shirtsleeves, hat, slacks, loosened tie, and suspenders, saws away at a pair of handcuffs. Roger, a cartoon rabbit, helpfully slips out of the cuffs to steady the box they're using as a workstand. Eddie: You mean you could've done it at any time?! Roger (labeled ADHD): Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Wood-framed church sign, teal background, black text. Reads: ANYTHING SEEMS POSSIBLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

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Still image. kissinger sitting in front of a round table with a black tablecloth, sweating like a mass murderer in the afterlife, a gauntlet of spicy wings and even spicier questions ahead of him. The wings have their respective bottled sauces behind them.

Dan dko@infosec.exchange

if you need this today,
please look at it twice,
i promise you're doing the best you can
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Still image. Ground-level view, doorframe on left side of image, small floofy kitty with one leg raised almost parallel to the ground, like feline dressage and hopefully cruelty free. Top text: SMALL STEPPY Bottom text: IS BETTER THAN NO STEPPY

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Still image. Recreation of the fatal demon core criticality incident, two metal orbs held separated by just a screwdriver, just before they clap together and kill multiple people in the room slowly and painfully. Top text reads: Ok, if it flashes blue its a boy and if it flashes pink its a girl

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Screen capture from Fallout: New Vegas (2010). An enormous screen flanked by four smaller ones above a bench with several table-top computers. The screen is dominated by the face of Hugh Laurie in green tones. The cursor text reads: E) Talk Mr. House

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Still image. Stuffed plush Snoopy and bird friend in western wear: hats, vests, neckerchiefs, in a stuffed scene complete with wagon wheel and fabric cactus. Top text: BLOOD MERIDIAN Bottom text: CORMAC MCCARTHY

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Three panels, hands rolling together cacodemons from Doom, red, monstrous, cyclopean meatballs, smiling ear to ear, mouth full of razor sharp tusks and teeth, two enormous horns surrounded by four smaller ones on their heads. Second panel shows cacodemons being fried in a pan in various stages of distress. Third panel shows a plate full of pain elementals, which look like browned cacodemons, served with a light garnish.

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Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts. bumblebeebats 1h ago Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg. bumblebeebats 1h ago i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

Dan dko@infosec.exchange

39 years undefeated
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Still image. Kevin Hart in a yellow hat, laughing enthusiastically. Top text reads: THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!! Bottom text reads: we clown in this muthafucka betta take you sensitive ass back to Settings Still image. Screenshot of a headline. LOSING CONTROL- Microsoft backtracks on deprecating the 39- year-old Windows Control Panel The Settings app has taken over, but Control Panels aren't going anywhere yet. ANDREW CUNNINGHAM - UPDATED 8/26/2024, 9:40 AM

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Poster of Saving Private Ryan with rishi sunak's clownbaby face in place of Tom Hanks'. Four helmeted faces fading into the clouds above a single figure silhouetted against the setting sun, rifle at low ready. Film title has been edited to read 'saving private equity'

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Bunny-eared figure with tears in its eyes facing a wrinkly brain. Text overlaid on figure: "please let me start anything", overlaid on brain "No"

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Still image. White marble statue on a background of a moon-lit sky, river, tree, and hill scene. Colors fade from purple to orange to blue and back, a laser and/or lightning bolt is shooting through the statue's forehead as an eagle passes in front of the full moon. Top left text: No man ever posts the same meme twice, for it's not the same mem and he's not the same man. Heraclitus

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Still image. Geoffrey the giraffe [sp?], a cartoon mascot for the now-defunct toy store 'toys r us', a humanoid giraffe holding a skateboard, wearing a backpack, vneck, and jeans, surrounded by a rainbow ribbon. Top text, in multiple colors and bubble letters, reads: THE PAST IS DEAD Text to the left of character, smaller: "The World You Were Born Into No Longer Exists"

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Still image. Two panel meme, cartoon cityscape in red, black, and steel grey, a batman-shaped silhouette labeled 'Loud racecar sound'. Second panel is the same scene, lit by a lightning bolt in the sky, showing the silhouette to have been cast by Jake and Finn of Adventure Time. A large soft cartoon dog, with a much smaller human child/young adult wearing a hat with pokey ears sitting on their head. They are labeled 'Abarth 500'.

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Still image. "Our Blessed vs. Their barbarous" meme. Two lands divided by a waterway, respective towers, battlements, and navies labeled on either side. Text reads: Our Blessed Marxism vs. Their Barbarous Marxism our scientific plan for socialism vs. their unrealistic idealism our class-centered analysis vs. their harmful class reductionism our dialectical nimbleness vs. their foul revisionism our incisive video essayists vs. their disingenous [sp] streamers

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Still image. Screenshot of a social media post by Yung Simba @yo_its_simba “I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 pm - 18/04/2019 - Twitter for iPhone

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Cash machine with a bright purple/pink wall to its right. There is a laminated sign pasted up, black print on white paper, reads: "PLEASE DONT ALLOW ANYONE TO HELP YOU OR BE CLOSE TO YOU"

Dan dko@infosec.exchange
Still image. Four different fonts, colors, and effects, a different one per line, a Clippy in both top right and bottom right. Text reads: Born to say "FUCK OFF" Forced to say Thanks! Please fins an updated version attached.

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Still image. Pyotr Kropotkin, a person with a large beard and small glasses wearing a slight smile. Top text: IT'S BREADNESDAY Bottomtext: MY DUDES

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wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

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Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts by pibblepunk: Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin Bro, don't front with me. I can hear your leitmotif

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Still image. Screen capture of a Home Alone film with John Heard as Peter McCallister and Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister, seated in large chairs, Kate mid-gasp as they realize something. Top text: WE FORGOT Bottom text: ABOUT DRE

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Still image. Two panels. First panel Your Landlord: "It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market." [picture of an older person with white hair, thin blue tie, white buttondown, stripe patterned blazer] Second panel The "market": [same image, duplicated and tessellated to fill the frame with fourteen of them]

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Still image. Clippy, a paperclip with eyes brought to life by eldrich magic, is saying something to you. Speech bubble reads: It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

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Still image. Previous meme, edited to replace Clippy with Matthew McConaughey as Rustin Cohle in True Detective (2014). A person with medium length hair, small clump of flyaways stylishly in front of their forehead, looking wearily out of frame, taking a long drag from a cigarette in tightly-pursed lips. Speech bubble still reads: It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

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Still image. David Duchovny, a person wearing a dark blue v-neck over a black t-shirt, and black leather jacket, earpiece in left ear, looking at a CRT monitor. Bottom text in subtitle yellow reads: "Let's do some E-mailing."

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Still image. Hello Kitty balloon with arms and legs, mostly deflated and touching the ground with its swept-back legs, as if struggling to walk or hovering wherever it's going, on a dirt path with a fence in the background painted alternatingly red and blue. Top text reads: Me on my way to make the vibe weird

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Still image. A person in summerwear walks along a well-trod forested trail. Neon letters floating in mid air six inches from their face: ACCOUNTABILITY FEELS LIKE AN ATTACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT READY TO ACKNOWLEDGE HOW YOUR BEHAVIOR HARMS OTHERS

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Still image. Two panel meme. First panel: Older person wearing a headscarf and an exasperated expression, eyes closed, mouth open. Text to the right reads: America is in danger of Fascism Second panel: Older person wearing a headscarf, right hand pointing at the reader, index finger outstretched, smiling expression. Text to the right reads: America has always been fascist it's just we've come to the "and then they came for you" bit.

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Still image. Social media post screenshot from trash jones @jzux babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

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Still image. Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza in Seinfeld. Three horizontal panels, each show an older person with a moustache and curly hair seated at a kitchen table, one arm up to gesticulate while speaking. Bottom text of each panel: You got the A... C... another A... and the B That's facts.

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Still image. Social media post screenshot. Top post reads: "By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... Kiss my ass" Second post is a comic-book Duke Nukem holding a pistol, terrible trigger discipline, a sloppily-drawn speech bubble leading up, implying you should read the first post in Jon St. John's Duke voice.

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Still image. Small mammal with grey fur, possibly a raccoon, wearing sunglasses and leaning on something. Top text reads: I accept CASH APOLOGIES ONLY. Thats [sic] why its called ACCOUNTABILITY...it goes into my ACCOUNT

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Still image. Cartoon of a USB drive and text. Right side up USB drive > Wrong Flipped over USB drive > Wrong Flipped over again USB drive > Correct An image of Missy Elliot dominates the entire right half of the image.

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Still image. Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter, shown alone in the frame, from the chest up, wearing a rough institutional twill shirt, top button unbuttoned. Neutral face to slightly mirthful smile. Bottom text reads: you guys r giving me attention which makes me happy so i'm going to be annoying

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Still image. Bunny with good trigger discipline, chin resting on a long barreled magnum revolver with wooden furniture. Top text: be soft but be ready

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Still image. Furby looking at a burning candle, tight focus. Pink and purple text: i am but a conduit for nonsense

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Still image. Homer throwing rocks out the window at Flanders, on the front lawn. Big rock in Homer's hand has the mastodon "Post" button overlaid on it. The bucket of rocks to Homer's left is labeled "MEMES"

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last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

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cenobite-type makeup or figure, no gore

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sensitive media
Still image. Person kissing a Hellraiser-style body-horror figure with no eyes or lips, maw wide open showing teeth and jaws. Kissing person is labeled "cool person showing genuine interest in me", other figure labeled "me, confused but grateful"

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Still image. Book cover of a human face with the same image of the face replacing its eyes and mouth, top title: THE WORLD WAS ALWAYS AWFUL Bottom subtitle: A Guide to World History for People who romanticize the Past

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Still image. Three social media posts by zoethebitch. depression is kicking my ass lately ngl where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn asimovsideburns Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

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Still image. Cartoon peach sticker that reads: MY ANXIETY IS A DOOZY BUT THIS ASS IS HELLA JUICY

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Still image. Multiple people sitting around a table playing cards, one person is about to throw down an incredible hand, cards raised above their head. Cards are labeled: EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO Person is labeled: Yo Table full of cards is labeled: una conversación casual

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free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

Still image. Two horizontal panels. Long empty yellow schoolbus on traintracks labeled 'feeling fine' Train smashing into bus and flinging it off the tracks labeled 'remembering'

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Still image. Top text: Going to be very hot this week. Stay hydrated Image of someone drinking the dog water from a can of vienna sausages.

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it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

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Still image. Social media post from liv @_hiphoptalk how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test 10:42 PM - 6/2/20

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Still image. Social media post by hungwy *grabs your hand* no... WE'RE back on our bullshit

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Still image. Color cartoon in watercolors, people in aprons washing dishes in a commercial kitchen. One person speaks to another, speech bubble reads: I hate to be the one to break it to you kid, but - we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore

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Still image. Framed cross stitch with flowers in all corners that reads: why do when you can don't

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Still image. Screenshot of what appears to be a TV show. Person with long hair and bangs holding a machine pistol with another person seated in the background, mid-clap. Insert reads: You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For an example, if she is holding a gun she's probably angry.

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Still image. Black and white lineart of a little creature with huge eyes, maybe a cat. Top text: OKAY WELL Bottom text: OKAY SO I GUESS I WILL BASICALLY JUST SIT HERE AND LET THIS WASH OVER ME. OK

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Still image. Person's hand holding half a brick behind them. Text overlay reads: Yoooo come here real quick

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Still image. Corduroy, a cartoon stuffed bear in rough-hewn overalls. Text to the left reads: unfortunately the vibe is continuing to deteriorate

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Still image. Deep fried meme with forced distortion, a large caliber bolt-action rifle with huge muzzle brake and bipod, sitting in a field. Top text: REJECT MATERIALISM Bottom text: EMBRACE ANTI-MATERIELISM

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Still image. Piechart split in half, titled "Where is the thing?" One half is labeled "Carelessly set down (I forget where)", the other "Deliberately put in a special place (I forget where)"

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Still image. Screenshot from The Simpsons. Hans Moleman in a phonebooth being attacked by birds while calling for help. Top text: I NEED THE SHITTIEST TAKE YOU HAVE Bottom text: NO, THAT'S TOO SHITTY

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Still image. Screenshot from Robocop (1987). Four people, whom we know from earlier in the film to be violent murderers, stand in a street scene, one holding a Sci-Fi rifle at low ready. Bottom text reads: lets get this helg snarted, boys

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Still image. Cross stitch in black thread, lineart of a cartoonish figure, their expression is flat, perhaps resigned, sitting atop a very pokey looking clutch of cactus. Text reads: THIS TOO SHALL PASS

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just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them. Such as: Your name? allergies pregnant Please lie down bathroom weapons this won't hurt drinking alcohol your birthday?

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the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

Still image. Pink pixelart unicorn soaring with hearts around it. If my dysfunction is so bad how did i get to be an executive at it

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Still image. Deep fried meme of a person with grey hair wearing an apron and cooking at a stove, eyes laser red. Closed Captioning style text, white on black background reads: FAR LEFT EXTREMISTS WANT YOU TO HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND A FULL STOMACH

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Still image. Cartoon rendering of characters from Hannibal (2013), Hugh Dancy as Will Graham wearing a black leotard and enormous pumpkin costume, complete with a gourd-stem yarmulke, Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lecter wearing a costume of the iconic dangerously dull orange-handled "knife" from every kids' pumpkin carving kit, including pumpkin guts and seeds on the blade.

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Still image. Four panel meme, top text: REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR Picture of rows and rows of mcmansions, picture of a 10+ lane highway clogged at sunset, picture of rows of funko pops, picture of elderly folks asleep in chairs in a group setting.

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Social media post from ommanyte how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while | reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit | have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

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Still image. Black and white line art of a person offscreen holding giant scissors to someone's wings. Bottom text reads: how it feels to not say weird stuff

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Still image. Blurry american flag background with a cartoon eagle in a suit with a smirk, speech bubble reads: Oh, you hate America? Well then, why don't you try moving to [INSERT COUNTRY RAVAGED BY U.S. INTERVENTION] and then get back to me, kay bud?

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Still image. Fuzzy blown-out photo of a little kitty that looks like it's standing up, its teeny face and eyes downcast. Text reads: SORRY FOR romantising maladaptive coping strategies it's a maladaptive coping strategy

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Still image. Cross stitch of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a person-height animate milkshake with yellow hands and pink straw. Text reads: I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS

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Still image. Person in warsaw pact pattern fatigues looking down in reverence. Bottom text reads: The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have shot everybody here.

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Still image. Tom & Jerry, a cartoon cat and mouse, both bedraggled, with 5-oclock shadows and bloodshot eyes, sitting on the traintracks, looking down.

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Still image. Screen capture of Ramiel from Neon Genesis Evangelion, a giant octahedron, except its surfaces are covered with the 😠 emoji.

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Still image. Meme with two horizontal panels. Top panel is a screenshot from Reservoir Dogs (1992), Michael Madsen, Harvey Keitel, and Steve Buscemi in white shirts, black suits, and medium/skinny ties. They're all smiling and looking down, the shot is from the inside of a car trunk, with the door in the edge of the frame. Second panel is a car trunk full of small, fuzzy, smiling dogs.

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Still image, cartoon. Hungry small dinosaur ("Me") about to chomp down on a five-sided leaf ("Food that'll make my stomach hurt later").

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non-graphic, obliteration

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Still image. One of the actors from Friends, wearing a purple v-neck sweater, white face make up, green tinted hair, broad red painted mouth, black-circled eyes, pointing backward with their thumb. Text reads: Get a load Of this Society

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Still image. Cut sticker that reads [upside down] "So much for the tolerant left." -Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945

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Still image. Anime person wearing a black bustier with white fringe, white cloak, dithered blue hair, black sunglasses, mouth open. Speech bubble reads: THAT WASN'T VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU

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Still image. Social media screenshot, post by esperbuddy: i am not a religious person........ but if you're out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules, [69,542 notes]

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Still image. Close up of the middle trunk, head, and front paws of a hyrax. A brown friend-shaped animal with a short snout, teeny ears, and thick deer-like fur. Its little pink tongue is sticking out.

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Still image. Screenshot of a message from Joshua: My friend that works at Lockheed Martin had a group of Japanese defense representatives touring the plant. While on lunch he heard them arguing over whether King of the Hill is better subbed or dubbed. One even said "Japanese doesn't express the essence of the characters like English does" this basically confirms that King of the Hill is in fact Texas anime.

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Still image. Bright, low-poly, colorful figures with short statements next to them. Blue bubble with bubble pink limbs, drooling, red cap: "I HOPE THAT, TO YOU, I AM NOT ONLY A DRIBBLING CRETIN" Green figure with pronounced ears holding up a huge gold coin: "BUT ALSO A SILLY LITTLE GOOBER" Sad loaf-shaped dog (or dog-shaped loaf), crying, wearing a propeller beanie: "AND ALSO A TRAGIC WASTE OF POTENTIAL"

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Still image. Social media post from feliz-navidad: "What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

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@dko I'm not surrounded by that and I still feel bad.
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