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I had a fever dream once that Metroid Prime 4 was in development for so long because Nintendo was trying to make it a proper AAA game using VR and their labo set. You'd buy the game and it would come with a switch-headset holder and funny cardboard arm cannon which holds the joycons. When playing you would press buttons within the arm cannon which would activate the joycon buttons to do actions, and combinations would activate stuff like different beams exactly like how you can see her arm in xray in the first game.

It sounds lame when written down because lmao labo but I would absolutely play the shit out of this concept. I've been dying for new control schemes that aren't standard controllers for a long time. It's why the Wii was such a hot success; the closest approximate to VR without the nausea.

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It's also an extra layer of effort to solidify how I felt playing Metroid Prime back on the GameCube so long ago. That game is immersive as hell, and the idea of swiping between visors and seeing the heat emanating from doors or rain droplets on your actual visor as you look up, or turning on X-Ray and seeing your (models) skeleton beneath you would be absolutely fascinating. That's​ the VR experience I'm waiting for someone to make.

@veff As a reccomendation play prime trilogy with the upscaled textures on primehack (a modded dolphin emu fork).

But to be honest i'm not really surprised with the development time of prime 4, technically metroid 5 (dread) has been on and off development hell since like 2 or so years after the release of metroid fusion and zero mission, nintendo legitimately wanted to have both a 2d metroid and a metroid prime on the DS but only got prime hunters and prime pinball...

@EdBoatConnoisseur @veff Samus Aryan is a female protagonist done correctly.

@TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @veff Your honor, the Band of the Hawk owed their lives to my client Ms. Griffith. She was simply collecting a debt.

@TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @veff Young guys complaining about how they can't meet Women need to "rizz up" mentally disturbed shawties the old fashioned way.

@EdBoatConnoisseur @TarnishedYarmulke @veff This gives a deeper meaning to the infamous rape horse meme.

@MelGibsonafter4Beers @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @veff
Just find the lifers and see if they can get conjugal visits.

Spawn bastards in prison

???

White birth rate to the moon

@pepsi_man @EdBoatConnoisseur @TarnishedYarmulke @veff Imagine the dick snapping, kung fu grip on that thing. Law Hammerci

@MelGibsonafter4Beers @pepsi_man @EdBoatConnoisseur @TarnishedYarmulke @veff mwaa she's so pouty...i think she learned her lesson...

@HarryNuggets @MelGibsonafter4Beers @pepsi_man @EdBoatConnoisseur @TarnishedYarmulke @veff Is there even any reason for saying that? Like does anyone ever listen to that advice without learning the hard way?

@HarryNuggets
Unless there's a burly prison guard watching over you
@MelGibsonafter4Beers @EdBoatConnoisseur @TarnishedYarmulke @veff

I can save her.

@MelGibsonafter4Beers @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @veff sure.
Just don't stick your dick in crazy.

You can fix her, champ.

Go for it.

We'll be over here. 🍿

@WilhelmIII @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @MelGibsonafter4Beers @pepsi_man @veff i live down the street from a strip club...it's like herding cats over here as it is...

@WilhelmIII @Frondeur @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff We are all broken people nnnnguy, in the West especially.

Well, if you're looking for a BPD girl with daddy issues, you're in just the right spot.

@WilhelmIII @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @MelGibsonafter4Beers @pepsi_man @veff there's one in particular I have my eye on...haven't figured out her name yet...

The best ones are all named: MMMMMF!!! MMMFFFF!

@WilhelmIII @Frondeur @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff Cosby brand Chloroform Cola, now in statutory Grape.

The way of the devil
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@WilhelmIII @Frondeur @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff Go ahead and call the police, they can't UN-GRAPE you 🍇

@Elliptica @MelGibsonafter4Beers @WilhelmIII @Frondeur @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff I prefer the dub for this movie. They kept the same vibe as the original.

@ForbiddenDreamer @MelGibsonafter4Beers @pepsi_man @EdBoatConnoisseur @TarnishedYarmulke @veff No, but I felt compelled to say it anyway....as I had to learn the hard way myself

@WilhelmIII @Frondeur @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff Producer Phenotype, Harvey looks like the real life version of Der Ewige Jude 😅

@BowsacNoodle @MelGibsonafter4Beers @WilhelmIII @Frondeur @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff Is there more than one dub? I remember not caring for the one I saw. San's voice actress just sounded bored and pretentious, where as the Japanese voice actress sounded more primal and aggressive. I think everyone else was find though.

@Elliptica @MelGibsonafter4Beers @WilhelmIII @Frondeur @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff I don't think so. It's the one with Billy Bob Thornton as the monk, right?

@Frondeur @WilhelmIII @TarnishedYarmulke @EdBoatConnoisseur @pepsi_man @veff 👃🏼: Now, whom do you serve?

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