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guess i should get dressed and attempt to be presentable

@graf g-dawg heading to Swiss Chalet

@yockeypuck that girl was really cute but i shouldnt

@graf are you going to court

@flux_the_cat no im going out for dinner

@graf BELT! 🎉

@professionalbigot69 i am wearing a belt. a belt my ex tricked me into buying that was 70 dollars and is no better quality than one from walmart for 15

@graf unfortunate
i spent 35 on mine
looks good and still retains its shape

@yockeypuck @graf this man has more wealth than solomon, can afford the best clothes, dietician, personal trainers and he looks like a fucking slob.

@AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck honestly surprised he walks around without a detail

@graf @AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck if i saw him i'd just assume i was mistaken and it's some random gay old dude that doesn't bother to dress or shave right

@Paultron @AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck "what an unfortunate lesbian"

@graf @AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck They're probably just out of frame.

@CoQ_10 @AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck I watched someone with much less money and influence (Trudeau) be ushered in and out of the back door of a building next to a hotel I was staying at with his detail literally against him at all times

@AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck @graf you may not like it...but this is what peak male performance looks like...

That's always been his flex. He was one of the first nerdy billionaires to go out of his way to be dressed poorly, to be unshowered, to smell, because he's the big boss and what are you going to do about it you don't even own Windows!
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@graf @AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck Sounds like he must get a lot of credible threats. Twenty years ago I would have been astonished to see a Canadian PM needing security that tight. Now, not so much.

@CoQ_10 @AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck it wasn't that way at all even a couple months ago. somebody ambushed him on the beach during a vacation he shouldn't have been on with his son m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mcwlY-ma-M

@CoQ_10 @AlbinoMutant @yockeypuck for a bit of context, I saw his detail before this happened

@graf @AlbinoMutant Favorite MDE sketch unrelated.