@Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend MARRY AN ELF!
@SuperSnekFriend @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @Groomschild Kissing, my one and only weakness
@Curvin @SuperSnekFriend @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @Groomschild Wild, mine is bullets, but also swords... well, any sharp metal, really
@striderpod @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend But I don't wanna marry the elf
...Maybe if she were a dark elf
...Maybe if she were a dark elf
@King_Noticer @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend NO, HEAL THE BROKEN (WHITE) ELF AND THEN MARRY HER AND HAVE KIDSA!
@Marshall1Banana @SuperSnekFriend @Seth_Wachhaltamittel @Groomschild It's not that knives and FMJ can't hurt me, it's like an elemental weakness in a role playing game
@sj_zero @striderpod @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend No Shinzo Abe, I will not breed the elf
I simply do not vibe with them
I simply do not vibe with them
@King_Noticer @sj_zero @striderpod @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend Shinzo would not want you to race mix
@JimmyTheHand @sj_zero @striderpod @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend Also true
Plus, that elf's been around for a couple centuries probably, who knows how many other dudes she's been with, or worse, how many other dudes she'll be with after me
I am too selfish for elf romance
Plus, that elf's been around for a couple centuries probably, who knows how many other dudes she's been with, or worse, how many other dudes she'll be with after me
I am too selfish for elf romance
@King_Noticer @sj_zero @striderpod @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend Elves have their qualities, goblins have theirs.
Somebody has to breed the goblins...
Somebody has to breed the goblins...
@King_Noticer @Groomschild @JimmyTheHand @SuperSnekFriend @striderpod @sj_zero With microchimerism that elf's just human now
@Zettour @Groomschild @JimmyTheHand @SuperSnekFriend @striderpod @sj_zero Mfw elves that sleep around a lot devolve into normal roasties
@King_Noticer @sj_zero @striderpod @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend Abe has given you this mission, my friend...
@Lavaearth @sj_zero @striderpod @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend I won't let you down, Abe-san
@Chzikken_1486 @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend @striderpod nOOOOOOOOOOO
@King_Noticer @Chzikken_1486 @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend @striderpod Your dark elf sir
@Mamako @Chzikken_1486 @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend @striderpod >Round ears
...THAT'S JUST A BLACK WOMAN, GET OUTTA HERE
...THAT'S JUST A BLACK WOMAN, GET OUTTA HERE
@King_Noticer @Mamako @Chzikken_1486 @Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend @striderpod She's circumcised
@Groomschild @SuperSnekFriend “Nice tits retard” is my go to
Only failed me once
Only failed me once