@LostShakerOfSalt
>how would you feel if material conditions were different?
>irrelevant I exist within the paradigm I exist in and will make evaluations based on that
How are you people real?
RT: https://mugicha.club/objects/f02c589a-47b2-4fe2-9bf7-cc823a0ef6a9
>how would you feel if material conditions were different?
>irrelevant I exist within the paradigm I exist in and will make evaluations based on that
How are you people real?
RT: https://mugicha.club/objects/f02c589a-47b2-4fe2-9bf7-cc823a0ef6a9
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt >how would you feel if material conditions are unlikely to improve any time soon and the only out is through?
>I don't understand, I can only lament current material conditions until someone changes them for me
>I don't understand, I can only lament current material conditions until someone changes them for me
I don't think it's everyone's individual responsibility to bootstrap the dating market back into a functional state. The government should do something to fix that if they want to keep being a nation.
@DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt
I am mentally unable to put myself in the mindset of someone who neglects world historical processes in their thinking, so please explain this in a way that accurately reflects reality.
I am mentally unable to put myself in the mindset of someone who neglects world historical processes in their thinking, so please explain this in a way that accurately reflects reality.
You can theorize a hundred different cloacas on monstergirls but you can't think of what it might be like to date an actual woman?
Do you think maybe it's not the women or anyone else you interact with who are the problem?
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD
Damn bro its 2024, everyone's fucked up, do you have an actual point or unique insight or are you going to tell me the dating equivalent of buying a house for 3 dollars and a handjob in 1952?
Damn bro its 2024, everyone's fucked up, do you have an actual point or unique insight or are you going to tell me the dating equivalent of buying a house for 3 dollars and a handjob in 1952?
I'm saying the system and the women aren't the problem. You're a cringe fucking sperg and you should just not 🐝 yourself, but instead someone anyone would like to interact with.
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD
The last girl I went out with copted to sugaring for spending money in college, you're legitimately retarded.
60% of guys 20-30 aren't single because this generation of men are uniquely "cringe fucking spergs."
I understand where your coming from, and that's why I reject it categorically.
The last girl I went out with copted to sugaring for spending money in college, you're legitimately retarded.
60% of guys 20-30 aren't single because this generation of men are uniquely "cringe fucking spergs."
I understand where your coming from, and that's why I reject it categorically.
"blame yourself" is a non-solution to a society wide problem. can't look to people who don't take ownership for any leaders.
@laughingman @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD
I'm not going to entertain bootstraps adjacent shit when sugaring is a thing, sorry.
I'm not going to entertain bootstraps adjacent shit when sugaring is a thing, sorry.
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD Why can't it be both? I don't blame men for becoming callous or sperging into our hobbies because normieville is lame. Women are broken, men are too. Broken generation. Not everyone, but lots.
I agree bootstraps are retarded. That's a high-trust society left over that's irrelevant in occupied conditions.
Bootstrap yourself into a child sex trafficking island, PDP.
Considering the guy who did that was a billionaire who ran the US looks like it worked out pretty great for him.
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @laughingman @mkultra >pdp alt ten billion joined in
@BowsacNoodle @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD
Men are literally either withdrawing or committing to bodybuilding to get mids.
I'm not going to pretend this problem goes both directions.
Men are literally either withdrawing or committing to bodybuilding to get mids.
I'm not going to pretend this problem goes both directions.
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD Women are extra broken. Men's response is reactionary. I don't blame men. My sons will have a much harder time than my daughters. I am also pushing for arranged marriage for that reason.
@BowsacNoodle @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD >arranged marriage...
how much you asking for one???
how much you asking for one???
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD There is no world in which you don't create special pleading for any case presented to you.
I frankly don't care about my circumstances, I'm concerned about the existence of the white race, which literally cannot survive these conditions (which were engineered intentionally, which is why you need systemic critique).
I frankly don't care about my circumstances, I'm concerned about the existence of the white race, which literally cannot survive these conditions (which were engineered intentionally, which is why you need systemic critique).
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD
IDK and IDC who that is, I'm just asking some basic conceptual literacy out of you.
IDK and IDC who that is, I'm just asking some basic conceptual literacy out of you.
You're preening and pretending you're something you're not to deflect from the fact that you're crying online because you can't keep your autism in check long enough to get a woman to hang around you irl.
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @mkultra you desperately need to see an optometrist, like tomorrow if possible.
@LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra I sometimes wonder if the people who believe they'd be more successful under better conditions realize that conditions will also be better for their competitors and they might still find themselves on the sidelines
@BowsacNoodle @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD no i dont think they're chinese...
It's a zero sum game. Better for white middle class by default equals worse for jews.
@Frondeur @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD Not for sale. Christian arranged marriage in the sense that their involvement will be encouraged and both sets of parents are nudging and encouraging but not demanding. Could do the demanding route though, but I'd rather not.
@nierenstein @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @laughingman @mkultra >poast made 13m ago and he's already defederated
I never get to have fun
I never get to have fun
@laughingman @mkultra @DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt I still want to see a government with the balls to just go like "any girl with a ribbon on the left side of her head is looking for a partner, this is the rule now".
@LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra @DEERBLOOD >"the only way I can get a gf is if we overturn the entire social order"
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Trump's re-election signals the beginning of the end for the anti-natalists. They're slowly getting phased out now since they're incapable of getting anyone to enlist with the army or to volunteer to work overtime. It'll take some time but the writing is on the wall already. Their zenith is already behind them.
@BowsacNoodle @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD ok...but if one gets difficult and is aging out and refuses to become a nun...lemme know...ya boy Frondeur can taming of the shrew her...
@DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt
Do you not understand how assortative mating works under forced monogamy vs not?
Do you not understand how assortative mating works under forced monogamy vs not?
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt Yeah I have a gf who I live with in the house we bought so I guess I don't
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD
I mean if you need ot psychoanalyze critique on that level that's on you.
I watch normies a work with get fucking pwned by the dating market all damn day, autism has nothing to do with it. I'm responding to the paradigm in which I exist. All I'm asking is people who comment on these issues also exist within the paradigm as it exists.
I mean if you need ot psychoanalyze critique on that level that's on you.
I watch normies a work with get fucking pwned by the dating market all damn day, autism has nothing to do with it. I'm responding to the paradigm in which I exist. All I'm asking is people who comment on these issues also exist within the paradigm as it exists.
"I'm concerned for the White race."
"Also haha I'll poison people and watch them die in excruciating pain if I don't get what I want."
That's the paradigm you exist in. Have you ever tried being even remotely normal and not sociopathic?
"Also haha I'll poison people and watch them die in excruciating pain if I don't get what I want."
That's the paradigm you exist in. Have you ever tried being even remotely normal and not sociopathic?
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD
Am I seriously going to have to explain terrorism as a means of policy extraction to a rw dissident?
Am I seriously going to have to explain terrorism as a means of policy extraction to a rw dissident?
Maybe if you spent less time fantasizing about killing innocent people and more time learning to be social you wouldn't have these problems.
You're legitimately sitting here saying that terrorism is a legitimate means of obtaining a wife or gf and you're insisting you're not a sperg.
@Frondeur @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD I'll consider it, but you'll probably be married with three kids by the time the next one is ready (you're finding a girl this coming year).
@LostShakerOfSalt
...
"have you tried changing the bounding parameters of the situation you find urself in"
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"I am very smart"
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"have you tried changing the bounding parameters of the situation you find urself in"
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"I am very smart"
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt have you tried talking to more than one?
@JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt
Recent first dates:
Literal cultist
Weirdo with guy roommates
sugar baby with obvious but unspoken ho phase
"damn its ur fault you can't find anyone to shack up with"
Recent first dates:
Literal cultist
Weirdo with guy roommates
sugar baby with obvious but unspoken ho phase
"damn its ur fault you can't find anyone to shack up with"
@poastoak @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @nierenstein @laughingman @mkultra It's never too late to have fun anon. Like I said - none of these alts truly matter. I can refederate whenever I want.
@mkultra @JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt >actively going on dates
>can't find gf
Look in the mirror
>The women are all garbage
You are a lighthouse and your spotlight writes WHORES WELCOME in the sky
>can't find gf
Look in the mirror
>The women are all garbage
You are a lighthouse and your spotlight writes WHORES WELCOME in the sky
We just find decent women and kidnap them, sinple
@mkultra @JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt >when was the last time you dated
cop out
You're obviously doing something that calls in the garbage, you aren't filtering out women you don't want.
cop out
You're obviously doing something that calls in the garbage, you aren't filtering out women you don't want.
there's no problems with society goy. everything is your own fault.
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@BowsacNoodle @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD Women are so much worse than the men it's not even close
@monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD
Uh no, its clearly my fault for going out with what I could get, faggot!
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Uh no, its clearly my fault for going out with what I could get, faggot!
- monsterislandcolonizer
because he got free money for being a jew. a non-solution for 90% of the country. you're just gatekeeping your jew grift.
@monsterislandcolonizer @JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt
Please answer the question and then we can move on with the conversation.
Please answer the question and then we can move on with the conversation.
@mkultra @JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt It doesn't matter because regardless of the time frame you'll make up excuses for yourself about its different for you specifically.
mk has a legitimate grievance and you're just playing defense for team blackrock. kill yourself commie trash
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@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD I never faulted you for going out with them, you're the one who has a problem with the stock of women who are interested in you.
And the issue isn't the amount of time you spend posting online. You can't accept it but YOU are the problem.
says the jewish communist. projection. you're the groomer. my morals are better than yours are.
109 instances and still everyone else's fault right PDP
I bet if he was trying to bang men instead of having a baby you'd be on his side then, wouldn't you kike faggot.
@monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD
That's women nowadays dude. Decent women don't exist and to the extent they do they're not going for some dude with a middle of nowhere engineering job.
You can make excuses all you want, but the proof is in the pudding and eating, make a profile using spoof photos and see whats out there.
That's women nowadays dude. Decent women don't exist and to the extent they do they're not going for some dude with a middle of nowhere engineering job.
You can make excuses all you want, but the proof is in the pudding and eating, make a profile using spoof photos and see whats out there.
@monsterislandcolonizer @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt
Do not lecture those who saw the somme on how best to avoid artillery shells.
Do not lecture those who saw the somme on how best to avoid artillery shells.
@LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @monsterislandcolonizer
you're on fediverse you retarded troglodyte.
Who promised you normal people on here?
you're on fediverse you retarded troglodyte.
Who promised you normal people on here?
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @monsterislandcolonizer @mkultra thread vibe
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD You should put that in your Tinder profile
You're just piling on the evidence for why you're the issue and not women or the system.
@LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @monsterislandcolonizer
Are you incapable of internalizing that a pseudonymous personality might different irl than online?
Are you incapable of internalizing that a pseudonymous personality might different irl than online?
@LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @monsterislandcolonizer
Yeah, I'm not ironic, but I'm also not going to get into a dick measuring contest about the shit I do IRL
Yeah, I'm not ironic, but I'm also not going to get into a dick measuring contest about the shit I do IRL
Well it's definitely not having your dick measured by women. That's for sure.
"Talking to women is like being shelled in ww1"
Lmao
Lmao
@transgrammaractivist @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @mkultra He's not wrong
@transgrammaractivist @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @monsterislandcolonizer
nigga you been on hinge?
nigga you been on hinge?
@mkultra @transgrammaractivist @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @monsterislandcolonizer That's how I met my gf
terrorism is a lot more respectable than bootstrapping for gay race communists
@monsterislandcolonizer @transgrammaractivist @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @mkultra PTSD may be real but the deaths are rarer
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @monsterislandcolonizer Bumble? Snew?
Ok terrorism and pedophilia. Anything else you'd like to endorse on the TL?
Kill communists and increase the white birth rate. I am proud of both those takes. You're high if you think I'd ever walk either one back.
"Motte. Bailey. You're insane if you don't agree with me."
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD You're out there going on dates, chatting up ladies, turning down every single one and then blaming them for not being good enough
I honestly respect that a lot more than the "poor me the odds are stacked against me my dms are full of women but they're all just so low quality"
I honestly respect that a lot more than the "poor me the odds are stacked against me my dms are full of women but they're all just so low quality"
You just hate white people because you're a jew. It's not complicated to see through, you're all the same. If you've beaten this act with one of them you've beaten it with all of them. Dindu nuffins with a little more wit and nothing more.
You literally quoted me to cry about it and seek validation and attention like a woman. No wonder they all get the ick.
@MeBigbrain @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt It's not insurmountable
@monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD
Yeah but the second option is true speaking form personal experience.
Yeah but the second option is true speaking form personal experience.
One day you'll grow out of this phase maybe but by then it'll be too late.
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD I see that
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @laughingman
While your pretend father shit is charming to the boys you wish to molest I find it tiring, please save it for your target audience.
While your pretend father shit is charming to the boys you wish to molest I find it tiring, please save it for your target audience.
@mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD This whole thread is like the out of touch guys in their 50s that I have to deal with from time to time that got stuck somewhere around 2007 technology wise and don't grasp how entirely fucked things are in late 2024.
@DemonSixOne @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD >2018 was 19 years ago
I legitimately feel sorry for the people in your real life that have to deal with you.
@monsterislandcolonizer
Just be the gigachad and the only guy she likes is the only real advice anyone gives beyond empirically destroyable platitudes, unless I decide to grab a gyaru I'm not having kids.
Just be the gigachad and the only guy she likes is the only real advice anyone gives beyond empirically destroyable platitudes, unless I decide to grab a gyaru I'm not having kids.
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @laughingman @mkultra Seems so, he’s even defeded on my end.
Why don't you go cry about your inability to find a mate to them then.
@BowsacNoodle @DemonSixOne @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt >2023 was 19 years ago
@LostShakerOfSalt @JSDorn
"find a better option in a minefield, lol"
I wish I was this delusional, albeit it'd make me worse at my job.
"find a better option in a minefield, lol"
I wish I was this delusional, albeit it'd make me worse at my job.
Skill issue. Some people were simply meant to serve as an example of what not to do in life.
@LostShakerOfSalt @JSDorn
This is cope beyond cope, I did everything right per the instructions I was given by trusted authority figures and ended up fucked.
This is cope beyond cope, I did everything right per the instructions I was given by trusted authority figures and ended up fucked.
They're going to have to surgically remove the fedora from your corpse.
@mkultra @JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja no, for that you'd have to go out and do something besides work and whine online about tfw no gf
he wishes he was the real guy. if he was he wouldn't have to ride my coattails to get anyone to listen to him. you flatter me that I'm trolling your grift hard enough you have to go after me personally
@LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra @JSDorn @shedinja While shedi was fighting off the curse of ra, mongoose studied the blade
@mkultra Idk it sounds like you don't NEED advice seeing as you're going on dates with girls that are interested in you.
Something about your profile makes you appear attractive to women who are the opposite of what you want 🤷🏻 which is why they're agreeing to see you in the first place, I suppose.
Something about your profile makes you appear attractive to women who are the opposite of what you want 🤷🏻 which is why they're agreeing to see you in the first place, I suppose.
@LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @laughingman no retard, you must be deeply on the spectrum to ask that question.
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD @laughingman @mkultra Witch Hunter. I ran into the PDP Account Earlier Today and Got it Defeded From Poast. poa.st/objects/2c8688bd-b2c1-47bb-95d5-8a0a63067dfc
it says "3 times divorced" on his profile. clearly he's the expert on marriage lmao
@DEERBLOOD @JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja
I was proficient in lichentaur and hungarian cavalry cabre before I got on here retard.
I was proficient in lichentaur and hungarian cavalry cabre before I got on here retard.
@mkultra @JSDorn @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja That's cool. I'm gonna walk over to the couch and touch boobs
@monsterislandcolonizer You can pray for what you want and God will dump whatever in your lap
@monsterislandcolonizer
If it was about love or God it'd be done and my prayers would've been answered. Also these dates were found IRL, I've never gotten a date off an app
If it was about love or God it'd be done and my prayers would've been answered. Also these dates were found IRL, I've never gotten a date off an app
@mkultra Stop telling girls about your podcast and political articles and maybe the lib girls will lose interest? Idk
@monsterislandcolonizer God hates his adherents I've found, prayer has done nothing for me and the apps do nothing. Either women hate me or God does.
Or both (most likely)
Or both (most likely)
@monsterislandcolonizer Are you retarded enough to assume I do that?
Like seriously do you people really think people are that dumb?
Like seriously do you people really think people are that dumb?
@DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra My standpoint here is I might be a dead end but better conditions are better for my people and ideal both of which are bigger and more important to me and I want to see carry on, better for me is a bonus.
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra there are also autist girls today, whs. you could find one of them!
@monsterislandcolonizer
Yeah I've had 4 shitty first dates in 8 years since I got dumped on valentines in 2016, wow.
Yeah I've had 4 shitty first dates in 8 years since I got dumped on valentines in 2016, wow.
@mkultra >4 dates in 8 years
>"You don't know what it's like out there!"
I take back everything nice I said earlier
>"You don't know what it's like out there!"
I take back everything nice I said earlier
@monsterislandcolonizer
If bad advice were tortable I would have you wiping my ass via civil court, faggot.
If bad advice were tortable I would have you wiping my ass via civil court, faggot.
@mkultra If what you're doing isn't working, maybe you should do something else?
"Podcaster, writer, #117938 on the FBI watchlist leaderboard"
"Podcaster, writer, #117938 on the FBI watchlist leaderboard"
@mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer maybe he wants you to be a monk...like a cool warrior monk...
@monsterislandcolonizer yeah. trying to get dates is the worst part retard. When did you stop dating again?
@mkultra How are you gonna ask me when I stopped if you haven't even started???
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra We all wants things to be better but what do you do until then?
@monsterislandcolonizer
that's not who I am IRL, and who I am IRL is way better than that, if my career isn't doing it, IDK what will.
that's not who I am IRL, and who I am IRL is way better than that, if my career isn't doing it, IDK what will.
@mkultra What about your cool and interesting hobbies??? Women love that crap
@CatLord @DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra Hope I can someday 🙂
@DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra You fucking got me, even IRL friends don’t work, everyone I was close to went full retard in one way or another, so a GF seems like it may be impossible.
@monsterislandcolonizer
none. I do guns, miniatures, camping, and 3d printing.
Doesn't mean shit, I've seen weirdo betas swing relationships as long as they accept whorishness with those hobbies.
none. I do guns, miniatures, camping, and 3d printing.
Doesn't mean shit, I've seen weirdo betas swing relationships as long as they accept whorishness with those hobbies.
@LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra @DEERBLOOD @laughingman HEH... GROW UP... MUGICHILD...
rightoids posting their own weird fucked up fantasies to win arguments once again
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer YEAH THAT'S NOT HOW MONASTIC CALLING GOES
IT'S NEVER A FALLBACK OPTION WHERE YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE A FAMILY MAN AND YOU SIT THERE BITTER, POISONING THE OTHER MONKS
IT'S NEVER A FALLBACK OPTION WHERE YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE A FAMILY MAN AND YOU SIT THERE BITTER, POISONING THE OTHER MONKS
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer huh??? if God wants you to be a monk He can make you bitter chasing everything else if He wants...
@nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer You underestimate how funny it is when one of the monks collapses on his plate of cooked sheep and and another asks you, "what happened to Dorcas?"
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer Maybe you can become a cool warrior monk...
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer YOU LITERALLY CAN'T IF YOU'RE BITTER
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer well stop being bitter and become a cool warrior monk...
@nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer God wants you to go 'a humping and 'a shooting
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer I KNOW HOW TO CURE CANCER, WANT ME TO TELL YOU?
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer no...would prefer a world with some mysteries...
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer THEN AT LEAST I CAN TEACH YOU TO PLAY THE FLUTE
ITS A TUBE WITH SOME HOLES IN IT AND YOU BLOW IN ONE END AND BY CLOSING AND OPENING THE OTHER HOLES WITH YOUR FINGERS YOU CAN PRODUCE DIFFERENT NOTES
PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY FROM THERE, JUST STRING THOSE NOTES TOGETHER INTO TUNES AND CLIMB THE CHARTS TO MUSICAL FAME!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
ITS A TUBE WITH SOME HOLES IN IT AND YOU BLOW IN ONE END AND BY CLOSING AND OPENING THE OTHER HOLES WITH YOUR FINGERS YOU CAN PRODUCE DIFFERENT NOTES
PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY FROM THERE, JUST STRING THOSE NOTES TOGETHER INTO TUNES AND CLIMB THE CHARTS TO MUSICAL FAME!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer cool...might take a while though...hey...maybe you can practice your flute at monk school between your prayers and karate lessons...
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer YOU DON'T NEED SCHOOL
WHAT YOU NEED IS AN EAGER HEART AND A CAN DO ATTITUDE
WHAT YOU NEED IS AN EAGER HEART AND A CAN DO ATTITUDE
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer ILL PROVE IT BY HAVING AN EAGER HEART AND A CAN DO ATTITUDE INSTEAD
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer then magically you will be a monk???
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer IT'S CALLED WARRIORPILLED MONKMAXXING
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer That's the spirit!!! Let's all get wario red pilled!!!
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer THE METHOD IS SIMPLE
SAVE UP HALF MIL IN CARS REAL ESTATE OR WHATEVER
SELL IT ALL AND PURCHASE A DONOR EGG AND A SURROGATE
AI GENERATE PHOTOS OF THE MOM, CREATE A FICTITIOUS PERSON AND YOUR STORY WITH HER
BLACKMAIL YOUR FAMILY INTO PLAYING ALONG
RAISE YOUR WEIRD HOMUNCULUS OFFSPRING
REPEAT THE PROCESS UNTIL SUCCESSFUL
REMEMBER -- IF THE CHILD LEARNS OF YOUR HORRIBLE CRIME HE WILL DISOWN YOU AND HATE YOU FOREVER
REMEMBER -- EVERY CHILD IS BORN INTO AN EVEN WORSE DATING MARKET THAN YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED
IT MAY BE PRUDENT TO START PUTTING MONEY AWAY FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU WILL BASICALLY BE A FINAL FANTASY VILLAIN
SAVE UP HALF MIL IN CARS REAL ESTATE OR WHATEVER
SELL IT ALL AND PURCHASE A DONOR EGG AND A SURROGATE
AI GENERATE PHOTOS OF THE MOM, CREATE A FICTITIOUS PERSON AND YOUR STORY WITH HER
BLACKMAIL YOUR FAMILY INTO PLAYING ALONG
RAISE YOUR WEIRD HOMUNCULUS OFFSPRING
REPEAT THE PROCESS UNTIL SUCCESSFUL
REMEMBER -- IF THE CHILD LEARNS OF YOUR HORRIBLE CRIME HE WILL DISOWN YOU AND HATE YOU FOREVER
REMEMBER -- EVERY CHILD IS BORN INTO AN EVEN WORSE DATING MARKET THAN YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED
IT MAY BE PRUDENT TO START PUTTING MONEY AWAY FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU WILL BASICALLY BE A FINAL FANTASY VILLAIN
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer SIMULTANEOUSLY YOU SHOULD NUT INTO TATTED UP R63 SHREKS YOU FIND THROUGH DATING APPS ETC
FAKE NAME, FAKE CREDENTIALS, THE WORKS
NUT AND GO
THE CHANCES YOUR BASTARDS WILL SURVIVE ARE MINIMAL, AND THEY'RE SURE TO GET ABSOLUTELY MINDFUCKED BY THEIR MOTHER, BUT SHORT OF MURDERING HER THERE'S BASICALLY NO WAY TO STAY IN THE POOR FUCKERS LIFE
FAKE NAME, FAKE CREDENTIALS, THE WORKS
NUT AND GO
THE CHANCES YOUR BASTARDS WILL SURVIVE ARE MINIMAL, AND THEY'RE SURE TO GET ABSOLUTELY MINDFUCKED BY THEIR MOTHER, BUT SHORT OF MURDERING HER THERE'S BASICALLY NO WAY TO STAY IN THE POOR FUCKERS LIFE
@nugger @Frondeur @monsterislandcolonizer @mkultra >YOU NEED TO CREATE A SUPERHERO
>AND ALL OF HIS FUTURE VILLAINS
>AND ALL OF HIS FUTURE VILLAINS
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer ANOTHER FACET TO THIS GEM IS GAMBLING
YOUR DISPOSABLE INCOME SHOULD GO INTO MEGA MILLIONS SCRATCH OFF TICKETS
THE PROBABILITY THAT YOU WIN IS MINISCULE, BUT BETTER THAN INVESTING IN THE STOCK MARKET
AND HEY, THE CHANCE EXISTS THAT YOU WILL PULL THE BIG ONE
YOU JUST GOTTA KEEP TRYING
JUST KEEP GOING ON DATES EVEN IF SUCCESS IS STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY -- ALL THAT MEANS IS THAT YOU GOTTA BUY MORE SCRATCHOFFS
OR ELSE WHAT
NOT PLAY?
THEN YOU'RE AS GOOD AS LOST THE GAME!
YOUR DISPOSABLE INCOME SHOULD GO INTO MEGA MILLIONS SCRATCH OFF TICKETS
THE PROBABILITY THAT YOU WIN IS MINISCULE, BUT BETTER THAN INVESTING IN THE STOCK MARKET
AND HEY, THE CHANCE EXISTS THAT YOU WILL PULL THE BIG ONE
YOU JUST GOTTA KEEP TRYING
JUST KEEP GOING ON DATES EVEN IF SUCCESS IS STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY -- ALL THAT MEANS IS THAT YOU GOTTA BUY MORE SCRATCHOFFS
OR ELSE WHAT
NOT PLAY?
THEN YOU'RE AS GOOD AS LOST THE GAME!
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer BRB GUYS GOTTA DELIVER AN UBEREATS ORDER ON MY RENTAL EBIKE
@nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer I like how Poast doesn't consider this post English and offers to translate it.
@nugger @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer I just really feel like monk school may be the simpler option...
@Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer THIS
I S
THE MONK SCHOOL, BABY
IT'S THE MONK SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS!
I S
THE MONK SCHOOL, BABY
IT'S THE MONK SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS!
@nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer I don't think being a novice in a monastery is good experience on a CV, good luck ever making enough to keep pace with inflation.
@Netoraremancer @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer IM TELLING YOU MAN
GRUBHUB AND UBEREATS ON AN EBIKE
SLEEP IN A TENT
IT'S THE WAY OF TOMORROW
THAT MOTHERFUCKER @LostShakerOfSalt IS A TIME TRAVELLER FROM 1999, HE'S GOT ALL THE TIME IN HIS WORLD TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT INCELS AT FEDI
THE MOBILE MODERNCEL HAS TO GRIND, HE HAS TO HUSTLE
20 HOURS OF GRUBHUB EBIKE DELIVERY A DAY
MONEY GOES INTO SHITCOINS
10X, 100X AND THEN 0.00001X THE INVESTMENT
THEN BACK TO THE TENT TO NUT IN A SHREK FROM TINDER
GRUBHUB AND UBEREATS ON AN EBIKE
SLEEP IN A TENT
IT'S THE WAY OF TOMORROW
THAT MOTHERFUCKER @LostShakerOfSalt IS A TIME TRAVELLER FROM 1999, HE'S GOT ALL THE TIME IN HIS WORLD TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT INCELS AT FEDI
THE MOBILE MODERNCEL HAS TO GRIND, HE HAS TO HUSTLE
20 HOURS OF GRUBHUB EBIKE DELIVERY A DAY
MONEY GOES INTO SHITCOINS
10X, 100X AND THEN 0.00001X THE INVESTMENT
THEN BACK TO THE TENT TO NUT IN A SHREK FROM TINDER
@nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt Not even Nebuchadnezzar got it this rough, but now we're all under the barrel of the gun. Either nut in R63 Shrek or jelq to Minecraft porn on your phone charged off of power stolen from a McDonald's Dining Room.
@Netoraremancer @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt THIS ACTUALLY GETS ME THINKING
A POWERBANK IN ONE OF THOSE HARD PLASTIC LUNCHBOXES COULD BE A GREAT PROJECT
OR LIKE A TOOLBOX
OF COURSE NOTHING BEATS THE OLE FAITHFUL
DISCRETE PORTS AND THIS THING CAN BE OPERATION SODASTEAL BUT FOR POWER
A POWERBANK IN ONE OF THOSE HARD PLASTIC LUNCHBOXES COULD BE A GREAT PROJECT
OR LIKE A TOOLBOX
OF COURSE NOTHING BEATS THE OLE FAITHFUL
DISCRETE PORTS AND THIS THING CAN BE OPERATION SODASTEAL BUT FOR POWER
@Netoraremancer @nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt >McDonald's
Well, la-de-da, Mr. Fancypants with your Mcdicks wifi. Some of us can only do Bob Evans. Spare a thought for us gutter-folk
Well, la-de-da, Mr. Fancypants with your Mcdicks wifi. Some of us can only do Bob Evans. Spare a thought for us gutter-folk
@striderpod @nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt It's not like we can afford to buy a 24 dollar big mac at surge pricing. Small hot coffees until the staff get antsy.
@Netoraremancer @LostShakerOfSalt @Frondeur @monsterislandcolonizer @nugger @striderpod @mkultra I ordered a drink (a water cup I put sprite in)
@nierenstein @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer NO I MEANT LIKE IN REAL LIFE, NOT AS AN INTERNET FUNNY MOVIE REFERENCE
@nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer Well as long as you're having fun arguing online
@monsterislandcolonizer
I did and I've struck out endlessly.
I did and I've struck out endlessly.
@BowsacNoodle @mkultra @Frondeur @DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt It turns out that your parents being a matchmaking service is actually intended behaviour.
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD Last girl I dated had BPD, a pregnancy that ended in a miscarriage, and was covered in tattoos. Also fat. I know this because she traumadumped on the first date. Using Poast is saintly in comparison.
Damn could she cook though.
Damn could she cook though.
@LostShakerOfSalt @JSDorn
Thank you guy looking into a narrow window into my life and incapable of grasping the point of anon posting.
Begone, boomer.
Thank you guy looking into a narrow window into my life and incapable of grasping the point of anon posting.
Begone, boomer.
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @JSDorn Elon and Trump’s strongest soldier, the massblocker to end all massblockers
@H_A_Copington @monsterislandcolonizer
damn bro, get a pretty one who does sugaring FAGGOT
At least she's pretty!
damn bro, get a pretty one who does sugaring FAGGOT
At least she's pretty!
@H_A_Copington @monsterislandcolonizer
Ah yes. I nutted in the whore once, and we a kid, but at least I'm 40% its mine!
Kill yourself, spiritual cuckold
Ah yes. I nutted in the whore once, and we a kid, but at least I'm 40% its mine!
Kill yourself, spiritual cuckold
@H_A_Copington @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD So..... Erm.... plapjak?
@mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @BowsacNoodle @DEERBLOOD @monsterislandcolonizer Well, they will if the guy is good looking. 🙂
@udongle @monsterislandcolonizer
"prove a rhetorical point on fedi by posting even more Ls"
you are retarded, damn.
"prove a rhetorical point on fedi by posting even more Ls"
you are retarded, damn.
@nugger @Netoraremancer @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt And the human species lives on.
@nugger @Netoraremancer @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt Grubhub, but for the 1%.
@Netoraremancer @striderpod @nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer @LostShakerOfSalt I wonder how restaurants stay in business. I never go to any of these places. Cooking is both cheaper, tastier, and more fun.
@givenup @nugger @Frondeur @mkultra @monsterislandcolonizer The only way to win is not to play.
@BowsacNoodle @mkultra @LostShakerOfSalt @DEERBLOOD Laughs/cries in my IRL hobby (Wargaming) in my area being over ran with literal reds and faggots so can’t even do that much. Now 40K itself is going woke too, so guess when/if I move I might get more into historicals as those are harder to pozz up.
@DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra Pretty much that. But also, better conditions would mean not having 8 billion humans to share space with, in my opinion.
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra Pretty much that.
My little sisters found husbands. My family line is secure enough. Now to make sure my parents do not sell off any of our wealth, which means adding to it. Lol
My little sisters found husbands. My family line is secure enough. Now to make sure my parents do not sell off any of our wealth, which means adding to it. Lol
@CatLord @Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @DEERBLOOD @LostShakerOfSalt @mkultra In math departments