Ngl, if I ever did this for my wife she'd never hear the end of it. She'd for sure wish the polar bear had finished me off.

I mean, the fact that I would never let her live it down kind of makes me the cunt she married LOL
"Could I have a drink hunny?" "Well I'm comfortable" "don't worry about it, I just leaped into a polar bear cage, (that's the latest landbound predator on Earth by the way) to save you but don't worry about it I'll go get my own drink"
"Could I have a drink hunny?" "Well I'm comfortable" "don't worry about it, I just leaped into a polar bear cage, (that's the latest landbound predator on Earth by the way) to save you but don't worry about it I'll go get my own drink"
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