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both of my thumbs hurt for some reason

@Inginsub "I posted the cursed image and now I am cursed how could this happen"

@Inginsub did you know you can bite through your thumb as easily as you can a carrot

@cassidyclown you can’t, I tested that

@Inginsub it doesn't work unless you're tricked into it

@Inginsub If I saw you in real life I'd give you a nickel for doing that, out of a burning rage

@cassidyclown you can try putting a carrot on top of your finger and biting through both at the same time, you will easily bite through the carrot while the finger stays intact and doesn’t even hurt

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@Inginsub that's because you bite carrots like a little baby

@cassidyclown proving my point, that’s enough to easily bite through a carrot, but not nearly enough for a finger

@nyanide how would you know that’s me?

@Inginsub did you know that if the teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes you can leave the class

@Inginsub doctor called, you gotta stop gaming too hard

@Inginsub @nyanide big red overcoat

@Inginsub @nyanide you'd probably come up to me first and ask me if i was 'kirby'

@kirby @nyanide I don’t need to ask

@cassidyclown fact checkers (me) say true

@Inginsub did you press them into anyones eyes recently

@bara my lawyer advised me not to answer

@Inginsub t. little jack horner

@Inginsub its cause of that darn phone you kids use 24/7

@ruina lies, i sleep at least three hours a day

@Inginsub i bet you sleep with your pbone next to you

@ruina my phone, my tablet and my laptop

@Inginsub you should go play outside

@ruina i’m outside rn

@Inginsub @ruina what are you playing

@cassidyclown @ruina sudoku (solo) from simon tatham’s puzzles

@Inginsub @ruina why don't you get a big stick and draw out the puzzle on the ground

@cassidyclown @ruina pythagoras coded