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Josh claims to not have purchased a standing desk to lose weight, but the lie detector test shows that was a lie. Josh clearly implies that the "STANDIN' DEST" (lisp?) was for the purposes of losing weight. There is no mention of posture or "bloodflow" whatsoever.

This nigga has been trying to lose weight for years when all he needs to do is put down the fork. If he committed to weigh-ins every stream I think MATI viewers could bully him into a healthy weight.

@Hoss @colonelj >put down the fork
its literally that easy
oh you got hunger pains fatty? i get them too
JUST DEAL WITH THE PAIN

At the very least Jersh could start fucking lifting. If he's not gonna stop shoving pizza down his blowhole he can start building mass that's not lard. That's the one arena where fat fucks have the advantage, putting on muscle has always been a pain in the ass for me since I don't eat enough.

@Hoss @bronze teling josh to lift is just like being liz-fong jones

@colonelj @Hoss >5 mins
not watching or reading all that
happy for you / sad for your loss

@Hoss @colonelj he once said his most successful weightloss came from counting calories so why doesnt he just do that again

Quite possibly as monumental of an effort as it would be for Brickface to stop being a creepy control freak, yeah. It'd be easier for Jersh to speak from the high ground to niggas like incels if he was actually bettering himself. When I first started listening to him I thought he had shit figured out, but over the years I've come to realize he's just as if not even more fallible than the lolcows he covers. I still hold out hope that one day he'll actually put in the work to be the man he tries to present himself as with the public facade.

@Nudhul @Hoss josh can count calories just fine which is why they didn't count calories and would drink cofee with full cups of milk several times a day

Again, if he just started lifting he wouldn't have to fret about bullshit like drinking coffee with milk all day. In fact, he could eat even more cheese, all the cheese he wants.

@colonelj @Hoss i was actually floored when he said he used to drink nearly 2 GALLONS of soda every day.

Soda addiction is so retarded to me. That being said, I drink beer which ain't much better calorically, but at least I get a buzz.

@Hoss @colonelj im down to 1 can a day myself and drink carbonated water if i ever feel the itch for more

I prefer sparkling water to soda, it's my go-to when I'm cutting back on the beer.

Dude how the fuck does not piss kidney stones constantly!!!

@Hoss @colonelj @Nudhul I only like carbonated water from soda fountains, the shit in cans suck.

Whenever I hear about kidney stones putting niggas in such agony they go to the ER, I get the urge to go drink a gallon of water.

@Hoss @colonelj @Nudhul "your addiction is stupid mine is much more logical"

Ngl, I like LaCroix even though it's the faggiest brand of fizzy water.

not much flavor

@Nudhul @Hoss @colonelj I drink water, sometimes white wine when I want something sweet and refreshing

That's why I like it, only a whisper of flavor.

@Nudhul @colonelj @Hoss he should do some squats while listening to music by people with threads on the site then he'd lose weight fast

@Hoss @dcc @33c74427f3b2b73d5e38f3e6c991c122a55d204072356f71da49a0e209fb6940 @colonelj @Nudhul Just a hint of the flavor, like when the new intern jerks himself off into the cute female bosses cup of Starbucks

@Nudhul @Hoss @colonelj also: spot teddy spaghetti in this photo

If Jersh just fed the raw text of top KF threads into that AI tool he found which turns text into podcast-formatted content and used it for listening material while lifting, he'd be both be jacked and have less laughably inexplicable holes in his knowledge of terminally online happenings every stream.

@Hoss @NonPlayableClown @colonelj yeah one of my mom's friends recently had a really bad case of kidney stones and every account ive heard from women say its way, way worse than childbirth

@Hoss @colonelj @Nudhul does cheese make you a fatass? he should cut down on that too

@RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul i like my addiction

@PurpCat @colonelj @Hoss as ususl i have no idea what you're talking about

Every time I piss yellow, I know the kidney stone demon is getting a day closer to collecting his debt.

@Nudhul @colonelj @Hoss context: vox day was in an electronic group in the 90s (which also had the guy who made the theme song for the classic game Marathon 2) before he became a online grifter and they made some not-that-bad music.

PurpCat gets one insightful reply every thread before descending into babbling about base model Nissans, retro computing hardware and/or miscellaneous autism.

@Hoss @colonelj @Nudhul tbh I need to stop sperging

Why? You're in your element. That's why you're here.

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss no you dont retard you're gonne be 52 and get a lung cancer diagnoses and wish you werent such a gay retard huffing toxic smoke

@PurpCat @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul nissan altima tho

I said my addiction was just as bad.

@lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul A 3.5 with a manual transmission or auto (not CVT) would be a great sleeper car because everyone will think you're a broke baby mama

There are better ways to get a nic fix. It's currentyear.

LS-swapped beater Altima that has dented body panels with mismatched paint. The ultimate sleeper.

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss did you get raped by a giant living cigarette?

That being said, smoking is still pretty kino. It just shouldn't be your nic staple.

Pretty quick for a french car.
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@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul bummed by a fag, innit

You probably don't drink 4 liters of beer per day, every day

@M_39 @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul putting the butthurt into butthurt

No, if I was going to be a binge drinking alchie I'd be more efficient about it.

Nah cigars are the shit.

Smoke a nice Cuban once in a while.
Keeps you relaxed, you don't get addicted, and has a good flavor.

Cigars are also based. It's all about the place you're in. Cigs are for dreary cold weather settings, cigars are for based Castro LARPing in tropical environments.

French car made in japan being driven apparently by a mexican.

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss raped and gaped, try getting over your trauma cuz nobody is interested in it

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss how about i kill you with a rock instead

@colonelj

What was his prediction?

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss you won't be able to see through the tears as you recall the giant living cigarette rearranging your colon, you'll end up swinging and hitting yourself in the balls cuz you weren't strong enough to stop the rock's inertia in your hand

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul he's gonna wake up and all he can think about is how much he needs the nicotine in his mouth

You're fine, brother. Russians evolved to handle cigarette consumption better than softer races.

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss im offering you a mercy by killing you with a sharp jagged rock

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss damn you are willing to castrate yourself due to your insufficient STR stat? that's good actually

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss i could snap you in half like a chicken bone. waterbrained retard nigger

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss can i get a mercy killing please

Damn, I didn't peg you Cyberians to be so bleak.

@Hoss @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj you're thinking of the chinese. russians are only good at alcoholism

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss the tough guy who cries because of cigarettes, you're ridiculous

Ruskies like their cigs as much as their booze. Chinks usually get eaten by escalators or lathes long before they suffer the long-term deleterious health effects of chronic smoking.

Japs are the most smoking-resistant East Asians. Longest lived people in the world without ever giving up the cigs, a constant thorn in the side of the globalist health jannies.

@Hoss @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Nudhul not all, i think most are just stuck in the feedback loop of albums from "the smiths"

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss you at age 52 lying in bed in a hospital: "wow he was right all along. i wish i wasnt a huge fucking queer and listened to my betters about how cigs would turn my lungs into black sludge. the tumors are inoperable and ill be dead in a week. if only i did literally anything else."

Lina will still be alive and chain smoking at 85. He has that aura about him.

@Hoss @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj nah hes gonna wrap his car around a lamp post after a gypsie jumps in front of it trying to get an insurance payout

@Hoss @RustyCrab @colonelj @lina tragic thing is he would have seen it if not for all the smoke in his car

Nah, he's built different. Pretty sure he's already survived three tours in Ukraine, he's just too humble to admit he served.

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss i wonder if the giant living cigarette will return to rape you again
i wonder if you'll be happy if it does that

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss
My dad smoked 50 a day for about 30 years and is still alive, git gud?

The WHO doesn't want to admit some people just have gigachad genes and can ignore all the nagging, that's why they make governments try to bankrupt the Nicotinic Ubermensch through burdensome taxation.

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss you seem to have that sort of thing on your mind frequently. is that just part of your oral fixation?

@sysrq @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul

Around here, smokers who walk and otherwise exercise seem to end up OK.

Still am not giving up my pipe...

@PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul how the fuck is it that everyone I follow somehow also all know each other. Is fedi really that small?

@waff @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul dark fedi is like a message board in a way of loser autists
normie fedi/mastodon is literally just NPCs

@waff @PurpCat @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul everyone in this thread is the same person with 400 alts.

It's just you and me bud

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss well i can't explain otherwise why you're acting like a giant baby over someone smoking, it must've been something that emasculated you forever like a giant living cigarette raping you to near death for you to cry like a little bitch

@waff @PurpCat @Hoss @Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj in a way yes because we end up making friends with each other cuz the rest are spergs who can't really even speak coherently, its a communication thing, people who can speak coherently will talk to people who speak coherently

The virgin nonsmoker seethes as his smokerchad coworkers collect their union-won 15-minute smoke breaks from Mr. Wageberg.

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss you're literally the alex gleason of smoking

@Nudhul @Hoss @RustyCrab @colonelj do like share your sob story with us it might be entertaining or something

@Hoss @bronze @colonelj

Real

All he needs to do is lift weights and he can eat whatever, just get an electric impedance whatever thing that measures body fat percentage and just use that.

On another note how does he live in some shithole in Europe and is still fat? Europoors are always smug about American food being dogshit (it is) and people being obese (meaningless BMI term), yet here a burger is fat in Yurup? How? Does he not walk or something?

I have a deskjob, sleep all day when I'm at work, and drive a car, and still lose fat. He has no excuse.

@Hoss @RustyCrab @lina @sysrq @colonelj @Nudhul

Or worse, Mr O'Wageahan.

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss sorry i don't bridge a child porn network with pedophiles on it to the fediverse

The FDA doesnt want to admit pure blooded Americans are immune to roundup, cornsyrup, and microplastics. Thats why we eat it to kill off all the non Americans in our borders.

>Begorrah! 'tis be like a second potato famine!

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss right you just have to let everyone know you like putting round cylindrical objects in your mouth at every opportunity

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss you still haven't shared your sob story as to why you actually hate cigarettes btw

To be fair Nud, you're the one who just won't let the man have his smokes.

@splitshockvirus @Hoss @bronze Josh is too fat to lift (anything but pizza)

And two gallons of soda.

@colonelj standing desk does encourage movement, which is good for weightloss, josh is right, and josh is a good man for working on himself

He just moved back to the states. I have a feeling it won't help his obesity problem if he doesn't start approaching it differently.

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul woke up and had a cigarette with a glass of milk. I feel energised

@Hoss @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj if he must smoke he can do it outside like a dog

Incomprehensibly based if it was raw milk.

All this fat wigger has to do is commit to intermittent fasting; Jewsh doesn't even have to change his diet if he doesn't want to, just don't eat as much junk and time when you eat, if you're not doing a meal a day.

@colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul maybe he cant count, has he ever shown any ability to count? I mean webdev is just like if, else, maybe a for loop, you hardly need to be able to count.

@PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul so like the basement dwellers version of der sektur.

@waff @PurpCat @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul I honestly cannot think of an apt comparison for this place to anything. It's just a big mix of societal misfits but not aligned to one axis like everywhere else.

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss moshi moshi, you're not gonna share your traumatic close encounter with the cigarettes? where'd all that tough guy act go? you're afraid i'm gonna laugh at it?

@RustyCrab @PurpCat @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul nah. Im a figment of ur imagination nigga. Open your eyes we are all bots you created for comfort.

@eemmaa i agree. a fat person standing is a good first step. the next step can be to put one foot in front of the other for about an hour a day.

@Nudhul @Hoss @RustyCrab @colonelj cuz i am gonna laugh at it

That's the most kino place to smoke. Smelly indoor smokers are inferior to literally me Ryan Gosling outdoor smokers.

Tobacco is taxed heavily for the same reason that alcohol is: addicts will pay whatever price is put on it. They could do the same with soda, and will probably try soon.

@lina @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @colonelj its still so interesting cause the other instance im on was like on the fringe of the net in some rando japanese dudes basement and somehow when I followed people like dcc he just so happens to also know you, which is on this odd instance I only found out through moriya shrine. Idk its just so rando

@waff @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul I'm literally a loser furfag who also happened to be a shitposter and even posting links to the chinkshit randomizer gets you banned from furry groups.

@waff @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @colonelj im talkative so pretty much most of the fedi regulars you might see are at least aware of my existence

@RustyCrab @PurpCat @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss its a gathering place for people who fell thru the cracks of society and hate the weak people who allowed those cracks to exist

@waff @PurpCat @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul there's no algorithmic barriers here so we all get exposed to eachother eventually whether we want to or not

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss lung cancer is a jewish lie, cigarettes actually just make mens voices more sexy, increases their testosterone and make them look more masculine. Thats why the jews tax it so high, they dont want you to smoke the chad sticks.

@splitshockvirus open some foundation to protect free speech on the internet (but not kiwifarms where you get banned for pissing josh off)

@colonelj

He should self predict getting high blood pressure and diabetes because that would actually scare him to going to the gym.

@eemmaa @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul how did this gay man get into this thread

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss you have nigger lung dude

The state knows it isn't a deterrent, they just want their cut. Any time a state legalizes a new vice, it's only because the bean counters calculated that it could extract more value from condoning it than the societal corruption would cost.

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul I dunno you should cry about it, maybe shit and cum your pants

@RustyCrab @waff @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @colonelj @lina autistic antistatic balls on tumble dry forever

@wertimer @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss those antistatic balls dont even work

@eemmaa @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul that is already being done for me in this thread and i'm a big fan of not doing things that are guaranteed to be done for me

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul I’m glad you found some one to shit and cum into your pants for you.

@lina @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @colonelj yea lmao I had to scroll thru a lotta ur messages to see lands older message on our instance. Its nice when people talk every day on here cuz it keeps things lively.

@waff @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul it's active unlike Twitter/bsky which seems like one way broadcasting 💀

@splitshockvirus @Hoss @bronze @colonelj There's plenty of Americanized food now, they just haven't had time to bulk up yet. Once you get the first generation of fatties you give their children a head start at birth and it snowballs.

@eemmaa @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul i don't get this joke

I prefer the degeneracy be laid bare than let some piece of antichrist algebra show me only what it thinks I want to see.

Weed was legalized so it could be taxed.

@eemmaa @Hoss @Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj ayyy another baraag faggot blocked me, nice

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul what does this have to do with me?

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul you said some one in this thread would shit and cum in your pants.

@eemmaa @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul practically as much as you have to do with this thread

@Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss this sounds like what id see on the back of a linkin park cd cover.

@waff @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul The best way to describe fedi is, most people reply not make posts.

@PurpCat @waff @Hoss @Nudhul @colonelj @lina every time I investigated smaller twitter accounts I've always been shocked that every post is just
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That would be a statistical anomaly on fedi.

@lina @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul I am a mutual follow with some one in thread, so I saw it, this is a public conversation platform you pathetic loser.

Gambling as well. Weed legalization was slow compared to the liquefying g-force of the 0-60 at which sportsbook betting went from the realm of seedy dive bar bookies to Wall Street-funded enterprise.

@waff @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss poser faggot. the back of the cd cover has the track list

@RustyCrab @Hoss @Nudhul @colonelj @lina @waff fun fact I've made posts on bsky and here to experiment and I'll get more likes/reposts on fedi of all places

@eemmaa @RustyCrab @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul now you're crying and shitting and cumming your pants too, nudhul can relax since you're doing that for him now

@PurpCat @Hoss @Nudhul @colonelj @lina @waff I guess my question would be what the account age is? Idk that might be hard to recreate.

@lina @RustyCrab @eemmaa @colonelj @Hoss i literally ended your life 5 minutes ago. fuck off to the spirit realm already

@dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul you're saying the best way to describe fedi is reddit

@azure @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul Reddit is where people get "upvotes" fedi is where you reply to make a 300 post thread.

@Zettour @bronze @colonelj @Hoss

WHAT TF IS THAT!? 😭

@eemmaa @Hoss @Nudhul @RustyCrab @colonelj this smells like an L to me tbh fr fr

@dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul tru, but what makes a post a catalyst for replying a shit ton in the first place like this one?

@waff @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul Frens like replying and talking. If you want to look at what posts cause massive threads look though my post history.

@azure @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @colonelj @lina @waff imagine an asylum where they hand out awards for most schizophrenic takes (badfediposts)

@RustyCrab @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @colonelj @lina @waff an island, like in The Prisoner

If I ever start tinkering with my instance software I'm gonna implement a dramacoin-style system where you earn coin to buy awards for fucking with other instance-mates' posts based on how many replies your threads get. Gamifying hellthreading sounds fun.

@Nudhul @RustyCrab @eemmaa @colonelj @Hoss then why are you still talking to me?

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul "fedi gold" let's you edit someone else's post, as a treat

@RustyCrab @dcc @PurpCat @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss mod power abuse just isnt funny and it always ends badly

@Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc @waff my uncle who works at fediverse said that fedi platinum users can kill threads

@dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul Speaking of which, i remember when your instance was just you...it seems like annihilation really blew up lately.

@waff @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul Having a few active users like j man makes all the difference

Mod power abuse isn't funny, but award-based user squabbling is extremely entertaining. rDrama started to fall off when "ironic" mod abuse began to overshadow the influence of intra-user award-warring.

@Nudhul @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss >mod power abuse just isnt funny and it always ends badly

@waff @Nudhul @Hoss @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc its not even mod abuse when its fedi gold privileges the jannies arent even involved cuz the archons at fediverse give out the fedi gold and fedi platinum privileges after you pay $26.95 or $53.90

@lina @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc wow he must be a part of the elite cyber police!

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj never stsys "ironic" for very long

@waff @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul Would be nice if more of the guys from based place came over tbh

It can be funny when it happens once a year in a moment where the stars align and an opportunity for mod-facilitated lulz presents itself. It's gay when it happens multiple times a month.

@dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul Half havent even gotten off the 'cord, they're too lazy.

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Nudhul when your actions are comperable to a reddit/'cord janny I think thats where you should be put down as a janitor. I think an interesting experiment id like to see one day is an instance that disables all links and images and has no moderation whatsoever. I wanna see if that somehow does well...

@waff @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc im pretty sure whoever the domain would be registered to would be under investigation for child porn being publicized cuz as far as i know thats what happens to small boards when moderation is insufficient

@lina @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc thats why I said link and images being disabled, unless you think someone would go through the effort to make ascii cp.

@waff @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc never underestimate worm infested faggots like that

@waff @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss google verified advertisers are already putting cp on youtube

@lina @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc I guess you could also limit messages to 150 words or something like that. They could probably divide up the ascii art but at that point that just sounds straight up retarded and they'd probably have an easier time sending the images via radiowaves.

I wish we could just Death Note-style heart attack every pedo faggot in the world all at once. Imagine how much fun the Internet could be if only that was possible.

@Hoss @RustyCrab @lina @colonelj @Nudhul

or run over by minibuses

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @waff @colonelj @Nudhul >PEDONIGGERS!
<um, ryukofag, that isn't how it works
>INDIANS!

Really just goes to show that advertisers are completely full of shit with their cartel-facilitated efforts to censor the Internet. They don't actually give a fuck about harmful content, their demands to have more control should be ignored. They should have far less.

@Hoss @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul The good news is that I have not seen that even on devices without adblockers.

The bad news is I have seen tons of AI slop ads with Joe Rogan or Elon Musk or Trump saying that you can get rich quick just click here.

@PurpCat @Hoss @Nudhul @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff normie tech is such a shithole I don't believe it even when I'm looking at it

@Nudhul @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss god this sounds like the new breed of evony ads

Rumble's ads are a fucking trip. Every single one is distilled schizophrenia. I mean, good for them if that's what it takes to fund an alternative platform, but man I did not expect advertising to lunatics to be so profitable. It's arguably more exploitative than just funding your platform through gambling addiction like Kick does.

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Nudhul I bet we can capture 75% of them by making a mecca sized version of that vtuber shondo and placing it in an african desert.

@Hoss @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul Look at Fox News ads during the peak Tucker Carlson era or when OANN still had TV carriage.

It was 100% the same shit. Normie advertisers will never touch them, but you'll see gold buying ads and ads for the most FUDD guns on earth (Henry Rifles? They smelled FUDD from the ads) in between their programs.

@RustyCrab @dcc @PurpCat @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul it was a flac player that was an absolute scam in the early 2010s

As somebody who stacks PMs, it's surprising how successful those gold sellers are at shilling to boomers. None of them offer a better deal than what you can get off online merchants like APMEX.

@Hoss @Nudhul @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff Also it's still less exploitive than kick.

Kick literally funds the gambling addictions of washed up streamers to try to coax more people to gamble with fake money. Shitlibs talking about how giving people guns is grooming are awfully silent at the fact an entire streaming site that jannies you anyhow exists for the sole purpose of getting people hooked on gamba.

@RustyCrab @Hoss @Nudhul @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff tucker carlson is trying to sell a nicotine pouch brand because Zyn was too woke for him somehow (I've seen more places selling General Snus)

@RustyCrab @dcc @PurpCat @azure @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul >stop drinking woke coffee
t. smaller but still woke corporation

Pretty sure it's just because Philip Morris didn't give him a lucrative enough deal.

@RustyCrab @Hoss @Nudhul @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff also believe it or not the same grift sometimes is done towards lefties too.

Remember the FREEDOM PHONE? Yeah there's also a NPR enjoyer phone company.

@Hoss @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul he was angry they were sending money to kamalas campaign or some shit

@PurpCat @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss the weirdest one i ever saw was this gem

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul good salesmen can wrench thousands of dollars out of normies for literally nothing. Remember NFTs? A fool and his monkey are soon parted.

Gamblers are gonna gamble no matter what. At least their vice is being put to good use funding a relatively uncensored platform.

@Hoss @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul they'll ban you for saying fag now

Kino Casino hasn't caught a ban yet, they keep clear of n-bombs but they drop faggot at least a couple times every stream.

@PurpCat @Hoss @Nudhul @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff Would they ban this man from the table?

@Forestofenchantment @Hoss @Nudhul @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff they banned bossman for shit talking from the text casino chat a lot because he would fuck their moms

@Hoss @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul yeah they banned bossman because he was too much for kick to handle and too retarded to use rumble

@PurpCat @Hoss @Nudhul @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff it was such a strange choice embedding black people into the LGBT symbolism. Every time I see this now it sounds like trump is gonna send trannies back to Africa

@RustyCrab @dcc @PurpCat @azure @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul they wanna instill false hope in us

@RustyCrab @Hoss @Nudhul @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina @waff those types try to move to the west so they can get anal sex (this is a thing with Islam)

I love this clip, that dealer is a total king. The thought of this guy roasting my crappy hands almost makes me want to throw a few bucks at online blackjack.

@Hoss @dcc @Forestofenchantment @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul you should go do irl blackjack the tables are something

The one time in my life I played IRL blackjack in Vegas I lost $400 in 15 minutes. It was an expensive way to learn I am not Rain Man.

Woke coffee? Ain't that foul dark brew supposed to wake me up when I chug it down?

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Nudhul You gotta do more whippets to become Rain Man dude I did it and now first base who's on first base first base who's on first base first base who's on first base

Craps was awesome though, I made almost a grand. Still don't know how to play craps.

@Hoss @PurpCat @dcc @Forestofenchantment @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Nudhul remember that kevin spacey movie where he forces college kids to play black jack to pay for his aids prep medicine ?

@PurpCat @dcc @azure @RustyCrab @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul
footnotes removed
Wikipedia says
Bacha bāzī ...

refers to a pederasty practice in Afghanistan in which men exploit and enslave adolescent boys for entertainment and/or sexual abuse.

The man exploiting the young boy is called a bacha baz (literally "boy player")...

The practice is reported to continue into the present as of 2025

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

@shortstories @dcc @azure @RustyCrab @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul nah I'm talking about gay furries living in Muslim countries (this is real)

@PurpCat @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul This probably actually works compared to the freedom phone cause troons probabl;y work on the development.

@waff @dcc @PurpCat @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul actually they probably both work because both of them are buying from the same manufacturer, downloading some custom AOSP ROM and changing the background.

Hell both phones are probably being sold by the same guy

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Nudhul I play minecraft for 10 minutes and I come back to 33 replies XD

@waff @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @colonelj @dcc welcome to ryukofag heaventhread they're like that

@RustyCrab @waff @Hoss @Nudhul @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina nah CREDO is a MVNO. You're literally paying money for a Verizon reseller that gives money to leftist causes.

@PurpCat @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @shortstories @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul They live like what? 3 days? then probably die of heatstroke in those costumes though right? Right? please tell me I'm right....

@waff @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @shortstories @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul you can't make money in a third world country to afford a fursuit but you can buy a Huion tablet. You can see where I'm going with this.

@PurpCat @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul idk what causes the schizo phone hase so long as glowniggers arent in the background.

@waff @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul if you want that you gotta buy a truly Unlocked pixel with the bootloader unlockable to run the meme roms.

@PurpCat @waff @Hoss @Nudhul @azure @colonelj @dcc @lina that's what I do and it works pretty well tbh

My Pixel isn't ungoogled so I don't pop up as an anomaly on the glowies' radar (this is my cope for being lazy).

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @Nudhul@shitposter.world @azure@clubcyberia.co @colonelj@seal.cafe @dcc@annihilation.social @lina@eientei.org @waff@eientei.org i hate this stupid nu-pride flag so much it's unreal
the rainbow is every colour on the spectrum to represent everyone, black/brown/trans were already covered
i honestly think they added the ugly brown and baby blue and shit to see how ugly they could get away with making it

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Nudhul its alright. I'm lazy too...mines locked to vzw and all I really need to do is go into the store to ask to have it unlocked.

I support all the currentyear updates to the pride flag because every change makes it uglier and thus more congruent with reality.

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud fair take honestly
i'll try to remember this next time i get mad seeing it IRL

@waff @dcc @Forestofenchantment @PurpCat @azure @lina @blaaablaaaa @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul how much money do you think he had to lose before stake sponsored him?

It all came together once I fully embraced the chud side of the force and retvrned to loathing fags in general without any of the copes lolbertardians have for them.

@waff @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul it won't unlock the bootloader

@rosey @Hoss half the businesses in my town have them in their front windows now year round. Foot traffic into local businesses has suffered greatly probably just due to economic downturn but it probably doesn't help to put a forcefield up to repel half your potential customers

If you don't care about faggots I'll probably patronize your business, if you feel the need to advertise how much you love fags for no particular reason I'll steer clear. Same deal with the businesses who feel the need to advertise that they're heckin' gun-free zones even if I'm not carrying at the time.

@Hoss @rosey @RustyCrab the perk of CC is they cant kick you out because its CC

@Hoss @rosey @RustyCrab i've boycotted a business since they NPC came up to me to sperg about not wearing a mask as the mandate went off for literally everyone else in town

It doesn't stop me because I have any desire to follow their gay rules, it stops me because they're somebody I don't want to patronize.

@Hoss @RustyCrab @rosey also they're far out in town and offer nothing that you can't get from Hobby Lobby or Michael's other than the MUH SMALL BUSINESS cred

@Hoss @rosey as referenced earlier in this thread I get a similar eye roll when I see rumble style stuff like STOP DRINKING WOKE COFFEE. As we've seen with companies like Black Rifle it's just obnoxious and means nothing. Please for god fucking sake tell me about your product.

I'll never forget spending my vacation in Florida during the memedemic and feeling so free because things were actually normal down there. I had a wholesome moment of millennial-boomer solidarity when I went into some local bar full of retirees and ended up not having to pay for a single drink the entire night because I was the based millennial shit talking pandemic bullshit with all of them.

@Hoss @rosey @PurpCat
<( Tell us again about the left! )
🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

If this purchase of coffee beans is also some kind of retarded political contribution, I shouldn't be charged tax on it.

As long as the drinks keep flowing, I will tactfully avoid the topic of Israel among the friendly MIGA boomers.

I need to procreate so I can pass this sage advice onto my grandkids.

"Pour me another glass Israel please"

@Hoss @rosey @RustyCrab it means make India great again now

Nothing would change. You would accuse eachother of being pedos constantly. What you guys hate most isn't pedophiles or child abuse, it's the IDEA of pedophilia and child abuse. Y'all only lash out because you wish it could be scrubbed out of your mind, and you are unwilling to accept responsibility for your own imagination.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @Hoss @Nudhul i would personally flay every pedophile alive and dip them in salt and lemon juice and if you wouldn't you're a pedo

@waff @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @Nudhul gays have done more to stop grooming than all of your impotent internet seethiing for reddit karma combined

Did I touch a nerve, Nostr pedo?

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @colonelj @Nudhul what are you replying to did someone slip meds in my pumpkin seeds that i ate with salt or did the vegan pedophile bridge finally stop federating properly?

@RustyCrab @dcc @PurpCat @azure @lina @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul if only trump would have xeeted about it we wouldnt have ugly women. Very sad much cases

Must not be federating. Don't worry, you're not missing anything. Just a hexadecimal diddler making noise.

Yes. It always irritates me when people give all their attention to cowardly or imaginary pedophiles when I'm right here. Why is there so much effort put into "uncovering" pedophiles, like some kind of internet detective? The internet is anonymous anyway. If it wasn't for moderators creating a safe space then y'all wouldn't have to read into things.

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @colonelj @Nudhul lol ya, i am genuinely glad that the bridge is shitting itself now, as it should be

Last fetard who said that to me got scared and blocked me before our conversation went anywhere.

Nobody is scared of you. The word you're looking for is "disgust". Like when you see a cockroach.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul >cowardly
>I'm right here
post your name and address then if you're such a proud pedophile.

Bro scroll through Bugcatcher Tyler's posts. He banned me from Nicecrew Digital because he thought I might "rape the server" or something. If I wanted to post child porn I wouldn't go to a fediverse instance to do it. Especially not a server where half of their rules forbid it lol

Not beating the allegations with this line of argumentation.

@Hoss @dcc @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 look man, hes saying he already has places he can post CP when he wants. come on that logic is sound.

My name is Scoundrel and my address is @a87b402a.

Why do y'all focus on all the internet people who are afraid to even talk about pedophilia? Don't you have faith in your ability to present your own position in a conversation with someone who actually wants to talk?

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul coward. If you truly believe your beliefs you should be willing to defend them in meatspace, not just behind a keyboard in your mom's house

Nobody wants to debatebro this topic with you. My position is that you should be made to bite a curb.

And what do I believe? What exactly are those beliefs you refer to?

>Bro you, like, don't even know what I believe. I could've popped into this thread to seethe at a TPD post for any multitude of reasons.

@Hoss @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 I'm not even acknowledging the post, he was called out to stand for whatever he may have believed in and he immediately backslid to "y...you don't KNOW what you believe in"

What exactly do you think this conversation is about? It sounded to me like you were talking about my beliefs. Am I wrong about that?

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 aw did you get afraid of all the other people telling you to eat curb and untag them?
@Hoss @dcc @RustyCrab @PurpCat @lina @waff @Nudhul

@sapphire @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 you're a lolicon defender using a no u argument....literally using occams razor shows youre the pedophile.

@waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 >lolicon defender
think you're mixing me up with someone else anon

You're still here. Whatever you say about our conversation I still appreciate that much.

You keep on virtue signalling about killing me. I'm curious, how important do you think it is that I die? What would you be willing to sacrifice if you knew it would mean my death?

I'm just here to see you get lit the fuck up after randomly crawling out of the woodwork into this thread.

I didn't say that.

@sapphire @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 idk who youre pointing the finger at mr /mlpol/. You just come into this shitpost of a thread and start accusing random people and acting like an internet tough guy.

@waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 aw did I upset you at some point? I don't even remember your name buddy its time to move on

This is what my screen looks like right now lol https://image.nostr.build/5aa2b5147a004c0568ae3817acb76ddb2fd1d404b097cf6cd1c7a8a5de1f5161.jpg

I don't really have the best user interface, and I'm already talking with half the people here. All of you are being so nice as to type up all your responses to me, I just wanted to type up more personal responses back.

Good thing Nostr clients have dogshit UI that you were able to fall back on as a cope.

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Nudhul good thing he showed how easy it is to remove bullies from your nostr threads with a tap

There is no escape from spergs like me who scroll the whole hellthread to make sure I'm not missing out on any of the action.

@Nudhul @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss "totally not a pedophile" getting mad about people talking about mulching pedophiles

Bro you don't know what he believes, he could've necro'd a day old hellthread for any number of reasons besides the most glaringly obvious one.

Statistically, it does seem more likely than the average person, doesn't it? I think the data also shows that I'm more likely to be a gay man, and that I was more likely molested as a kid.

Ad an unrelated tangent, I've always found stereotypes to be funny. If you don't fit the stereotype, then it's funny to think that you are "supposed" to be a certain way just because of the stereotype. And if you do fit the stereotype, the it's funny to think it has to be because of the group you are in, ranther than any actual reasoning you may have.

Do you want to tell me more about myself? Right now I think we have that I'm Jewish, and that the only real way to prove my beliefs is in meatspace. I think there were other things you said, but again, my interface is crap so I could use a refresher.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss I wasn't telling you anything, I simply asked a question

be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back

@waff @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @lina @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @Nudhul this was sarcasm and hoss was agreeing with me, but nice try friendo. I'm sorry you REALLY want to start a fight because you're angry about a 14 year old cartoon for little girls taking over your mongolian basket weaving forum once

@waff @sapphire @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @dcc i was like you when i first returned to fedi and saw people throwing pedophile accusations, then i saw that the people who were on the receiving end were unbearable trannies and that it wasn't lolicons and edgelords getting called pedophiles by butthurt losers

tl;dr: yes.

Me: I wish I can cure cancer so no one will ever suffer.

Dipshit contrarian: Well actually you will make the bad guys live longer now just because you want your grandma live a few more days.

>it's the IDEA of pedophilia and child abuse.

@NonPlayableClown @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @azure @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul >Well actually you will make the bad guys live longer now
where the fuck did you come up with this phrase last i saw it's always the good people who get cancer, it's never the kikes or the corporate faggots

Precisely why he's a dipshit contrarian

My secret is that I regularly search for the word "pedo" just to find threads to pop into.

Ah, of course. Makes sense, that's normal behavior typical of somebody who doesn't have any urges to abuse children whatsoever.

True, my bad. Strike that from the list.

I don't like giving personal information away on the internet. My mommy taught me about stranger danger.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss unsurprising that the pedophile doesn't want to be outed online

Literally everybody's reaction when this random faggot showed up.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss kill yourself and stop using my instances logo you fuck

Unironically someone once told me that they wished I would molest a kid and get caught so that they wouldn't have to talk with me.

Man, that's pretty brutal to hear from your own mother, but I guess it's the only way she's ever gonna get your creepy ass outta her house.

@lina @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @dcc @sapphire ive noticed a common trend in that. The safe edgy dude deadwing dork did a dive into some of those instances that hosted those pedos and it just so happened a to of those jnstances were tons of troons.

@waff @Hoss @Nudhul @PurpCat @RustyCrab @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @dcc @sapphire thats because pedoniggers tend to be tumblr rejects who were either raped a bit too hard by their uncles so they became pedophiles or larp as pedophiles like crazy to stand out, cuz you can't be unique by just being a troon or a non binary anymore

I listened to those streams a couple months back. Appreciated that bit of public service from Claw, he dug up a few instances that weren't on my defed.

Yep, now we just have to find the drug user and ask him to inject a marijuana in front of a police officer. Tell him he's not a real drug user unless he's willing to do the thing that could get him in trouble for it.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss well, at least we've gotten you to admit, in some sort of roundabout way, that you're a pedophile.

This exchange really showcases the clinically-proven diminished IQ of his kind.

Oh... so retard thinks that he's playing 4D chess with us by larping as a pedo.

Yeah.... can you go to your local police precinct and say that to them too.
I'm sure they would laugh with you buddy.

@lina @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @Nudhul I've said it once I'll say it a million times, everyone who presents as a pedophile of any magnitude online is either a kid diddler or an attention whore
they're either jerking off to your outrage or they're jerking off to kids, no exceptions.

We're so owned, bros. Truly the Fedicucks will never stop taking Ls to the Nostr Grandmasters.

Can you take a screenshot? On my end my avitar is just a photograph of H. L. Mencken.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @dcc @RustyCrab @azure @lina @waff @NonPlayableClown @colonelj @Hoss @Nudhul your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. you should kill yourself now, and give someone else a piece of that ozone layer

I'm an attention whore. I always assumed that was a separate thing from the pedophilia, but who knows?

Do you think I should go visit Roblox or Discord instead?

I think you should immigrate to Canada. Only their healthcare system is properly equipped to treat whatever kinda damage to the greymatter you got.

@PurpCat @dcc @RustyCrab @lina @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @Nudhul present this argument to a lolicon and they’ll scramble to tell you they’re DEFINITELY not an attention whore btw

Shit dude, did I forget to say that explicitly? Yes, I am a pedophile. Sorry for not saying earlier.

@a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss I wish you a very unpleasant prison rape at best

@sapphire @dcc @RustyCrab @lina @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @Nudhul the sad thing is they still talk about their fetish less than toothpaste flags talk about mainlining HRT

It's not even worth making a distinction. If that's the mask you're gonna put on to troll you're pretty fucking sus regardless.

Lotta wealthy pedos had their newly-uninsured mansions burn down today, lmao.

@Hoss @dcc @PurpCat @RustyCrab @waff @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Nudhul @sapphire its a funny mask when there aren't any actual pedophiles in the vicinity
unfortunately here they are in the vicinity

>Pinging Maija into this.
Magnus taking this brimstone-reeking hellthread to the ninth circle.

Esoteric Maijaism

We could really use @bot here right now. She always disappears when she's needed most, and when she's around she's always showing up to irritate me over nothing.

Yeah I was thinking about her yesterday. I miss her when she's gone and then when she's here I'm like ew it's that snobby princess

Whenever bot returns I'm happy to see her for like five minutes and then start hoping she vanishes again.

She's a low-ranking Windsor. The inbreeding explains her behavior.

Touche.

@dj @Hoss @sapphire @maija @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 he gave disney execs private access to the poast discord server so they hired him INSTANTLY

@Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com @Hoss@shitpost.cloud @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @maija@netzsphaere.xyz @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1@mostr.pub
They doxxed themselves, it's a Signal server with spoofed user agent. Since that last hack they upgraded to end to end encrypted chat app.

I don't know why you autists always question the femininity of Fedi foids once they annoy you, that's evidence in support of their foidery, not against.

@Hoss @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @maija @sapphire tge rot crotch kings on his way and hes gonna ha e sex with children and kill them JAJAJA

@Soy_Magnus @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @sapphire i dont have rot yet my surgeries in 8 mo and it wont rot cuz its ppv the new good surgery

>Dis nigga's actually gettin' the crater crotch.
Wew lad. Imagine subjecting yourself to a lifetime of body horror.

@dj @Hoss @sapphire @maija @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 uh ohhhhh no its time for LET ME IN RN MAIJA I EARNED THIS

>What year is it?
>W-where the fuck are my cock and balls?

@dj @Hoss @sapphire @maija @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 "the only people who have to buy things are those who arent brave or strong enough to take it"
~ @Rapist

Y'know, you can say a lot of things about @Rapist, but a man with a handle like that clearly knows what he wants and has the drive to obtain it.

God has a wicked sense of humor.

The man, the mission statement.

@sapphire @Soy_Magnus @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss i had a really bad drug trip recently on ego death and while i forgot who i am and everything i thought i actually freaked out panicking over why theres a male body thats not mine cuz im female

so you know i imagine the mental illness doesnt stop with dementia

@sapphire @Soy_Magnus @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss 41% is attempting ever not success, and even if so that wouldnt be the majority, statistically speaking

@sapphire @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @maija @Hoss dont worry ill save u, im a professional bully and im a certified level 8 suicider. Hey maija, your a failure to launch man and your hands will always be a dead give away. Got em

@Soy_Magnus @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @sapphire i have dainty hands and ive always come off as a girl most the time because im intersex
sorry chuddy

@maija @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @sapphire youve got gorrilla hands and youve always come off as a man too scared to be manly and everyones just entertained your delusional dress up sessions sorry troon

@Soy_Magnus @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @sapphire why do they have sex with me and call me a good girl then?

@maija @Soy_Magnus @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @sapphire
Because they're faggots who are desperate for even the most withered fig leaf.

@ArdainianRight @maija @Hoss @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @sapphire "theres a retarded mute blind dude who says im a real gorl that counts"
~garlicman

@Soy_Magnus @Hoss @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @maija @sapphire
We all know it's really just a similarly disgusting Discord tranny he chats with who's just as untouchable and desperate for affirmation. Nobody actually wants to stick their dick in that.

@maija @Soy_Magnus @a87b402ac081c8849b9d5bd4e39f2287f25709d3e3f79e784af1e8b38fefbdf1 @Hoss @sapphire
Wrong. The only person who loves you is Jesus, and He wants you to put away the skirt and learn to accept that you are and always will be a dude.

Keep me out of your weird little fantasies.