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@Shlomo When it comes to deporting spics - "We are weak brother"

When it comes to supplying infinite bombs to kill children over the objection of most of the world - Gigachad

@Shlomo Somehow I figured out how to make a mei mei

@Shlomo just give the spics parachutes and push em out...or don't give them parachutes. Who actually cares? Evidently Mexico doesn't.

@WhitestTemplar @Shlomo Static line repatriation for the win

@Bill_Boone @Shlomo
I literally wanted too be the Beetle Bailey/Sergeant Bilko, but the jews wrecked all my plans.

"I literally wanted too be the Beetle Bailey/Sergeant Bilko, but the jews wrecked all my plans."

Always blaming others for something you fkd up.

nigger

This looks like an unholy mashup of Jonny and NPC...

That's Sergeant Jonny Bilko!

i.e. jew Phil Silvers Fevers.

@UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Shlomo
I don’t understand your joke.
Please explain.

"I don’t understand your joke. Please explain."

OK, Helen Keller.

@UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Shlomo
Ok. Thank you. I didn’t know that Sgt. Bilko was originally a jew character. Leave me alone.

@Jonny @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Shlomo jonny with the beta energy...

pent-up beta energy

@Frondeur @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Shlomo
Dang. I used too be so Sigma cool.

@UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Frondeur @Shlomo
Here’s who I thought I was, until you Hitlered me…
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@Jonny @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Shlomo we loved that movie when i was a kid...especially when he laments...that the one hard ass captain "made me feel like I was in the army"...

@Frondeur @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Shlomo
Funny story:
I calculated the closest artillery fire in Advanced Camp.

Advanced Camp is an ROTC school that college kids go too in the summer before senior year of college.
Every camp had 1,100 cadets.

I never recovered from learning that Gomer Pyle took it up the ass.

Don't push him or he'll start shit at the food truck court and that never ends well.

You didn't know that was a movie based on a TV show?

You do not even remotely look like Steve Martin.

You DO look A LOT like Jew Silvers.

Let me 'splain it one more time for you. I'll even find a way to translate it into sign language, Helen.

Here's translation into sign language:

👋

Jonny's story is starting to make moar sense....

Then, for the love of God, give the man back his thermos...

@CrustyBurgerhead @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Frondeur @Shlomo
I learned that Gomer Pyle was a gay three years ago. His house in Hawaii was torn down and my roofing company installed a beautiful Ludouici custom color tile roof on the new house. I’m in the process of writing up a blog about it. We’re in the running for a national competition for best tile roof.
Do you want me too keep you informed, or nah?
Not joking.

I used to do home rehab so yeah, I'd be interested. Please do. I also like hearing about dead fags. I mean, look up Raymond Burr sometime.

@CrustyBurgerhead @Jonny @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Frondeur @Shlomo Raymond Burr was the one that surprised me because he didn't give off gay vibes.

@ArmadilloRancher @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Frondeur @Shlomo
It’s true. The comedic part of my brain is stuck in the 80s.

@Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc things were funny in the 80's

If Jonny didn't have a bitchin' acid washed denim jacket when he was a kid.....then it stands to reason that he probably didn't have a TV and basic cable, either.

Guess that's not bitchin

@feralphilosophernc @UnCL3 @Bill_Boone @Frondeur @Shlomo
I never saw the TV show. It wasn’t played on Nick-at-Night

The helicopters can't land in Mexico.

Noted.
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I didn't either, but yet I know anyway... Zeitgeist strikes again.

That stainless steel Stanley tumbler he's always walking around with in his kitchen clips is the new thermos.

@ArmadilloRancher @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Bill_Boone @Frondeur @Shlomo
That’s kinda true. I didn’t have cable television in my neighborhood until I was in middle school.

Cable was never available out at the farm.....but we did have one of those big honkin' 6 foot satellite dishes with a blackbox descrambler.

My grandparents had one of those before they retired and moved to AZ.

Seemed like everyone around here had a big dish and an "illegal" descrambler box back in the 80's. Most of the regular cable channels were on a couple of satellites that were just above the horizon, but all the XXX channels were on a satellite that was straight-up in the sky.....so if you drove by someone's house and the dish was pointed straight up, they were either watching porn or mexican boxing.