@lain "Apologies madam, would you happen to know where the doctor is?"
@lain wait for her to finish before complaining about my allergies.
@lain I have never found doctors/nurses with less clothing more attractive because like ??? isn't this supposed to be a sanitary environment??? also the Hospital Smell™ is the least arousal-friendly smell ever
@lain Ask her if she's the pp doctor because it needs skilled care.
Then fight the security guards while laughing uncontrollably.
Then fight the security guards while laughing uncontrollably.
@lain @jorgaborg
it's unattractive in practice because hospitals are kept freezing to prevent things growing in them, and any girl dressed like that is too busy violently shivering and goose-bumped to interact you (or else minnesotan / finnish / russian
it's unattractive in practice because hospitals are kept freezing to prevent things growing in them, and any girl dressed like that is too busy violently shivering and goose-bumped to interact you (or else minnesotan / finnish / russian
@ageha @jorgaborg @lain Go to Tokyo, attractive Japanese girls will withstand any temperature for fashion
@sun @jorgaborg @lain @ageha or a new years eve party in chicago for that matter
@lain for medical purposes i need you to step on me with those shoes
@sun @jorgaborg @lain @ageha have seen girls out walking around in as close as you can possibly get to nothing in -15 F with 6 inches of snow on the ground
@sun @jorgaborg @lain @ageha (only for a five or six minutes at most but they still won't put a coat on to walk from house to car or from restaurant to car or whatever