@RatPoster I bet all the microplastic ends up not doing anything
@RatPoster nah, it's probably one of those small try my sample kind of spoons. The real microplastics are stored in the balls
@RatPoster Don't @ me unless your brain isn't 80% spoon. SPOONBROS RISE UP!
@RatPoster "some peoples brains" , doesn't elaborate what % of people's brains have this comical amount of plastic in them, i'm going to chalk this up to fear mongering and not let this stress me out
@Floydian_Psychology @RatPoster I can appreciate the impulse to make consumers more conscientious about their foodservice packaging choices; but I’d want to see some more cogent datasets before getting too cocky.
It's in the air we breathe in from what I've heard, and it stays inside us because our bodies cannot break it down. If this is true then our enemies are also full of these microplastics. So, well played, jews.
@MadrePappagallo @KingOfWhiteAmerica @RatPoster can't ban the sale of plastics like plastic straws hoss that would make you a libtard !
@Floydian_Psychology @MadrePappagallo @KingOfWhiteAmerica @RatPoster god that is so fucking stupid. fucking orange retard
>scientist have no idea what microplastics will do
I feel like I would have probably pissed or shit myself coughing that hard
@Floydian_Psychology @MadrePappagallo @KingOfWhiteAmerica @RatPoster I'm torn on this - the "research" supporting banning plastic straws (to save the oceans you know) was made up by a 9 year old for a science fair project.
OTOH, I don't want microplastics to poison my family.
On the gripping hand, I just like seeing communists chimp out right now
OTOH, I don't want microplastics to poison my family.
On the gripping hand, I just like seeing communists chimp out right now
@RatPoster@poa.st brb hitting all the people that say they're "out of spoons" with this
Always carry a Thai steel spoon and Korean steel spoon just to be sure...
@Floydian_Psychology @RatPoster Half a percent seems like plenty to cause problems, even if it were totally inert (plastic isn't).