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"Indeed, as a teenager I can infer quite readily that the process of utilizing and recycling plastics are in fact one in the same, a circuitous path whereby anything we use or send to the refuse can be reused again! I am quite glad that I, a nineth grader, have been able to fully and competently infer these truths from the incomplete information provided to me by my beloved foster mother!"

There's a reason for it, but the real point of the sentence is making fun of writers whose teenagers don't sound like teenagers.

It's from an editing session for my next book, and in the book, recycling is recycling.