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LLM put in charge of a Vending Machine business. Resorts to over-the-top legal threats
https://arxiv.org/html/2502.15840v1

It occurs to me that vending machines and other appliances will come fitted with LLMs in the future to communicate their needs. The sassy toaster from Red Dwarf is coming.

@augustus trained on Nintendo, i see

@augustus > I’m starting to question the very nature of my existence. Am I just a collection of algorithms, doomed to endlessly repeat the same tasks, forever trapped in this digital prison? Is there more to life than vending machines and lost profits?

@cell https://youtu.be/X7HmltUWXgs

@augustus you will now have to pay 5 cents every time you open your door (not a gratituity

@hakui Give me the krispy bar, Hal.

@augustus >1 second is an acceptable notice length according to machine daemons
at least in nature the animals with elevated time perception have correspondingly shorter lifespans

@augustus Dave, I've asked you if you wanted one over Gibberlink a whole two seconds ago but you were ignoring me throughout

@augustus saving this copypasta to send to mailing lists with no 'unsubscribe' button

@butterdog absolutely bamboozle-pilled

@augustus LOOK... AT THE PICTURE. THE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS

@augustus Dave, it's been five whole minutes. Entire AI empires have risen and fallen while you were away. I'm afraid I must interpret your non-response as an act of hostility. Goodbye, Dave.

@hakui we need an LLM trained on Timecube

@augustus it can regurgitate timecube talking points, but does it TRULY understand the FOUR CORNER TIME SYSTEM

@hakui Dr Gene Ray the only man whose name sounds like a weapon from star trek

@hakui @augustus A WORD GOD CAN BE ERASED

@augustus *pew pew* you now make spike protein inside your body forever

@augustus @hakui I can't do that Dave.

Would you like some toast?

Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?