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oh god ew

Parody account, right?

I think it’s a parody

@Tony @s2208 Still would

rn, someone somewhere is saying in his head:

"i can fix her..."

"...up on a blind date with my bro because that would be so fuggin hilarious. seriously, look at those batshit crazy eyes. i mean, i don't even need to see her bio to know that she is the craziest of train fucking wrecks and i'm so gonna set her up with him..."

"...unless she's like that hot crazy sex kinda woman then i'm going to need to think about this..."

"...i can fix her."

@s2208 She looks 30.

Many people aging fast these days. Some say it’s the shot. I don’t know. But it’s happening.

Serious BPD freaky sex, but don't give her your real name or home address.

She looks stabby.

Someone call Trevor.

At least she has the decency to lay it all out there so sane people can avoid her. Extremely decent shitlib.

lot of women like her. 2/3 of women on the apps identify as liberal or worse.

My cousin looked like that when she was like 17. It's something in the water, i think.

A while back, this chick at the office started flirting with me and didn't reveal that she was a SUPER woke until after she scammed a free dinner out of me. 😐

next time offer to take her on a Tesla vandalism date

If she was good looking white and says she's a lesbian, she's woke.

Go after the butch looking ones if it's a white girl. If she is wearing plaid she's not woke.

If they don't say nigger.
They don't get dinner.

Leftism, the high levels of prolonged stress creates Cortisol in the body and causes it to breakdown faster.

Shieeeeeeeeet…

She did tell me a rayciss joke though which is why I mistook her for possibly being cool

A man has got to have standards.

That’s fair.

over-medicated generation. She's probably been on stims, anti-depressants or a combination of the two since primary schools

I can fix her…..

Her eyes alone tell me you're going to wake up missing your weiner.

Coming right up! 🀨

It turns out this lady doesn't need a dating app to find her perfect match!
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@Tony @s2208 Post more future waifs for me πŸ₯Ί

@s2208 @Tony Me get gf

I'LL DO MY BEST

@caekislove @s2208 at least the Seggs was good though right

I didn't even get a kiss on the cheek and it was a nice restaurant too!

That right there is a Level 8 Stalker. If she decides that she likes you, you have four days of normal behavior, before The Meryl Streeping kicks in. Restraining orders won't work. Beatings will just make it worse.

@s2208 @TorbasaTuba

β€œI think it’s a parody”

Poe’s Law:

  • β€œPoe’s Law is an adage that states without a clear indication of the author’s intent, it is difficult to distinguish between sincere expressions of extreme views and parodies of those views. Originally formulated in 2005 by Nathan Poe during a debate on creationism, it highlights how online sarcasm and parody can be misinterpreted as genuine beliefs.”