I'd initially chalked it up to the covid vax, but a cocktail of black-market boner pills and two Indonesian hookers is closer to how I always imagined Shane Warne would die.
>included Sildenafil, sold under the brand name Viagra; Kamagra, a knock off Viagra which comes in jelly sachets; and Dapoxetine, a tablet which prevents premature ejaculation.
But the skanks were there for a strictly non-sexual massage, apparently.
But the skanks were there for a strictly non-sexual massage, apparently.
@martianvenator Cheeky fella
Lol, I just noticed the headline in the embedded video. They tried to use Warne's boner pill OD to promote heart health, as if there but for the grace of God go us all. It's like using Michael Hutchence's death to raise awareness of suicide.
This all sounds like my Freedom 85 retirement plan.
(Work to 85 then blow it all on cocaine and hookers)
(Work to 85 then blow it all on cocaine and hookers)
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@TrevorGoodchild He was an Australian legend - travelled the world but refused to eat the local cuisine, bringing crates of Heinz Baked Beans with him everywhere he went.
Also, during these sex romps he was a pudgy sack of shit and if you've ever watched cricket you probably know that leg-spin bowling is about the least sexy thing a man can do.
Also, during these sex romps he was a pudgy sack of shit and if you've ever watched cricket you probably know that leg-spin bowling is about the least sexy thing a man can do.
@martianvenator @TrevorGoodchild I was wondering why he needed dick pills. I guess that makes sense. Sad. What a waste.