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It says attempted in one article but implies he succeeded in the other. Which is it? Did he fail successfully?

Canadians...

Canadians...

He failed, he's canadian

@sj_zero @hindudindu Succeeded, which led to death. It's a fake story though.

"I'd like 'things that NEVER happened' for 5,000, Alex."

He wanted to have some gold nuggets.

If he tried he electrocuted himself through his nuts

Pretty sure he watched, "Austin Powers 'Goldmember'" one too many times! "I love gooooollllddd, Mr Powers!" πŸ—οΈ

@strickland and hand an unfortunate electroplating accident

All our dreams are fleeting, like tears in the rain.
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What happened to the rest of his money?
I should have it

Wait... You'll die if you make your balls gold?

The dude in picture is Polish rapper Popek (a really shitty one too).