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There's Barbie ice cream now...

@HockeyDoxie

Plastic pussy ice cream

mmmm tastes like macroplastics.

Oh no, not this again.

different flavors

Why do you fret so?

i was already here

@f0x

My irc server is having a pizza party tonight btw

I want pepperoni.

what kinna pizza

It's called quebecoise, its peperoni bacon and mushroom

french but ... goddamn .. mushrooms and pork..

🫀

cotton candy isn't a FLAVOR

You're so asperger

@GolfCartLady might want to weigh in on that.

@graf @Doll @ForbiddenDreamer @Frank @HockeyDoxie I don't fuck with Alice unless she in chains

THINK ABOUT the origins of sugar floss, it's called that because it's floss made from heated, spun, and cooled sugar. it means that the flavor is in the sugar; so it's either a preexisting flavor or is plain (sugar). cotton candy does not have a unique flavor, because cotton candy is a cooking method at least and a form of OTHER FLAVORS at most.

Nobody tell her about bubblegum flavored bubblegum she's gonna blow a fuse

NONE OF IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE

who the fuck doesn't like avocados

Him, he just said it. Just then.

listen, illiterate..

Soz mi cnt reed dat shit lolol

i'm not saying it doesn't taste like something but it's the jazz of flavors it was fucking STOLEN AND REBRANDED from pre-existing SHIT

caramel is a flavor because the cooking method actually changes how it tastes. it'd be like saying browned butter isn't any different from regular butter or that a roux isn't any different than uncooked flour. but toasting doesn't change bread; and spinning doesn't change sugar.

From now on, I refuse to perform cunilingus on my wife if that shit doesn't taste like bubblegum

Ok, but why do you hate cotton candy so much?

Bro the french in me yelled in my head

My ex definitely could, bitch queffed so much, i had to relearn to have an erection without the pussy fart after her

I don't, it's my third favorite candy. my second is hilariously bubble gum.

I like bubblegum flavoured bubblegum personally, haven't tried cotton candy flavoured bubblegum yet though. I think I might like that.

If she says bubble gum i howl

any. even "bubblegum" gum, it's top a 5 "flavor"

illiterate ILLITERATE

you are infuriating. i will turn this thread around, young man.

Or we could make it worse

No you won't we have too much bad faith

Bro 😂

Do you guy think he made her cum?

Asking for a friend

she* 🙄

Zebra Stripes gum. They still make that?

I mean, they have a flavor they keep calling cotton candy, but I have to agree here.

I don't think she remembers or he cares, but yes *sips fanta*

Oh, i was just adding a layer of gross but since we're here, i don't think he has the capacity to think about his partner well being in a sexual encounter like everything else in life he takes and takes

It's fun flavored

Julayyyyy

Bro she muted that shit for sure

Ok, brain reconnected after the overload, no i don't think I'd lick my mother's pussy if given the chance, idk about being drunk tho i get kinda horny

Tbf I nearly have at least 2 times in the past hour.

Go complain in your private irc server broidk

Addict

I just shot up a reefer

Bro i need one of those

I have a bunch prerolled. Sativa and indica.

Daywalker

I can quit any time I want fuck you.

Yeah i just don't wanna quit yo, but since i don't wanna quit i got.to have some all the time or i don't feel well

I remember this stuff. Terrible

No. Just when it's gum flavor

every once and a great while a NSFW post is disturbing beyond imagine. This is the story of one such post.

I don't do sativa it's wasted on me

It's guy the day for me.

@feralphilosophernc @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @ForbiddenDreamer @jeffcliff
If I was a weed huffer, I would plant those lettuce seeds everywhere

My chickens would eat the plants.

>anus flavored liquor
You rang?

I worked for a company that did trauma clean up sometimes, dead rotting people things smelled like black licorice.

How did they taste tho

Once again, I'm rewarded by my Daywalker ways.

Like, I'm wasted, but i don't feel wasted on that shit

I find it energizing and makes any task feel more rewarding, so it's motivating as well. Would never drive on it though.

Guilty

Of being Daniel Craig?

Bro you're in the cotton candy hellthread, what did you think would happen

It started out innocent enough, but then the Welsh-Canadians got involved.....

Tl;Dr - You started it and it escalated because fedi

You're guilty frfr

Like... Daniel Craig?

Tag her for the lols

Usually is. She knows what she did.

My grandma would make some type of hard German cookies with anise. Terrible!

Supposedly, she made them for my step grandpa who was German. These cookies were hard as rocks. She always made us kids eat some. I think they were called Springerles. Don't ever try!

Terrible. Worst cookies I ever tasted.

No. Gingerbread does not have anise in it.

Not that one.

She saw the warning and ignored it......

Told you.

I like gingerbread with whipped cream or lemon curd better than the cookies.

@joancallamezzo123 @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @jeffcliff
The first time I tried German chocolate cake, I was a kid and bought it with my own money. I'm still disappointed about it to this day.

Black forest cake is better.

Ooooo, yeah, let's listen to a trucker story!

Less sugary ginger cookies are amazing

Why is poast unavailable?

I hacked your account (federation or a block most likely)

Ever tried metamucil, the best shit I've had were with that stuff

Yes. Bienenstich cake (bee sting) is good too!

cherry pie

Licorice? I hate it but atleast it's actually a flavor.

I am just going to toss this in here - I study ASL because I am hard of hearing and our teacher sent out a video with some excellent ASL interpretation. Sadly the example was based on the Ken and Barbie movie and I couldn't watch it - too colorful, too many jump cuts and Ken - come on, dude, you ain't even got no junk.

Rant over, as you were...

That movie was hard to watch.

I prefer popcorn flavoured licorice

wait fuck, cotton candy*

@DC5FAN @HockeyDoxie @Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Run run run
As fast as you can
Ya can't catch me
I'm the ginger cookie man!

i buy the biscoffs.

It's blue flavor...

There's a picture on the box bro

We made ninja gingerbread cookies one year.

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
It's true. I've never baked anything in my life, but I do sometimes contemplate making a seasoned pizza dough. Is that even possible? I've always thought the plain old pizza dough is boring.

eggy bread*

Cinnamon and such. Anise is what makes licorice, its the plant that gives licorice its flavor. literally cook once in your life god.

Yes, just one. We don't want Jonny yelling murder right off the bat.

She's right tho cooking is important

@ForbiddenDreamer @Folklore @Jonny @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @koropokkur @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Resemble refers to appearance but can be used to describe other attributes such as taste and texture.

That's churos then

Churro is like a cinnamon
pork rind

I am happy that I am not the only one who had a problem with it visually.

It's very good. Usually served during Oktoberfest.

I only like French fries...

I love that little girl. Such enthusiasm!

Not mexican French fries

Docs favorite

Not a fan of rinds, shit is fat af

@Folklore @GolfCartLady @Jonny @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff How do you get to the good parts of wattamelon if you don't chew through the rind first?

Rinds can be good.

It's the skin right?

Yeah.

We have this traditional food here "oreilles de christ" christ's ears, i thought it was rinds but it's fried lard

I tagged him at the start of the cotton candy hellthread

@Folklore @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I was a long-haul trucker for 5 years. I don't have any weird/gross sex stories, but I can tell you most anything you want to know about trucking.

What's the weirdest load you ever hauled?

Well there's this one time i caught a bug and it was like a mix of semen and pus, I'd say it was pretty weird

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
What about italian seasoning mixed into the dough instead of the tomato sauce?

Pussy

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Every few years, I'll get a ginger snap and milk craving, that if not satiated I will snap myself.

Bro, respect the grind is what i mean

Bro, it's nasty as fuck, old people used to eat this to survive winter or some shit

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I hauled all the port hole windows/frames for one of the Disney cruise lines.
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the council in my head whenever forbidden is in my fucking mentions

So... how's turning that thread around project of yours going?

i didn't say i was right now, i eventually will. naggin ass bitch, gosh.

Get his ass

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
When you drive past Reno, Nevada and you have your CB radio on, the whore houses try too convince you to pull in too the truck stops and they will pick you up at the truck stop in their own limo and bring you too the whore house.

Did you ever do it?

Do you have a timeline of actions planned and stuff?

i'm gathering another horde of whatever the fuck to talk about so i can turn this thread into another tism thread.

Ready to desecrate

What's going on here now?

F0x tried to turn the thread around so me dreamer and sui started shitting all over the floor to assert dominance

Thee older fellas call that rod knock

there is no rule 34 of pla-- .. okay fine, of car-- .... what the fuck, trains? yeah? killing myself. what about tanks-- oh yeah. fuck.

You know what, I'm kinda offended you added dreamer as my fuck buddy in your stupid lore when I've been sexually harassed fucking sui for fucking years. I think i made my attraction quite evident

i was told by him you were lovers, and by others. i only add local word to my lore.

Give me a list of name, they will all pay for this

@Folklore @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Wait is this thread full of people trying to dominate the topic with different topics? I don't want any part of that.
What topic is this thread supposed too be about?!?

I don't think you're negging enough lately, I know you can do better

> What topic is this thread supposed too be about?!?

And he wonders about the black stuff on his toilet.

Blue

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
No, but it's entertaining talking and listening to them and the other truckers. I think they ask you what color hair you like on a girl if you sound interested. Then a girl with the color hair you mentioned shows up in the back of the limo as you ride off into the sunset like donald trunp. hahaha

You know how i start my day? I go to the cotton candy stand and i ask for a cotton candy flavored cotton candy like a non autistic human being

Gotta admit that they really knew how to market themselves and make closing the deal easy.

@Folklore @Jonny @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff >has cotton candy for breakfast

I never want to hear another Canadian bitch about American diets

@ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I have no input on cotton candy.
My thinning old man hair feels like cotton candy when I wash it, but that’s about it.

Of all the things to save lol

You fucking depressing piece of shit, can't you at least try to be joyful in the cotton candy thread

Don't ever buy a toupee. No man looks good in one.

2 wetwipe layers deep

Is that you?

You look like shrecks dad..

@Folklore @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Yes. You’re right. I’ll chin up.
I had cotton candy once as a kid at a carnival. My hands got completely sticky. I then went too the bathroom and then proceeded too get my benis completely sticky.
Cotton candy sucks.

Why were you gooning in a public bathroom? You were a hooligan as a child.

It's Friday

Aimt got no job. Aint got shit to do

Guitars. There is no rule 34 of guitars.

Guess again

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Hell no. When I was in the Army I looked ok as a bald guy from the front, but the back of my cranium sticks out a little bit, where my lizard brain sits.

Now it's a fucking party

FOR THE PICK SPECIFICALLY ?1?!

3 fewer than guitar cases at least

there is no porn of . water bottle

Unless it's one of Murray's high quality hair pieces. They wont come off, even when wet.

Nooooo. No toupee!

Bro said he has a herpes on his head...

@Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff She's one of the few blondes that I find attractive. She was a smoke show back in the day.

what the FUCK

Pokemon

filtration systems.

I said water filtration system. There will be no porn of dirt, charcoal, and ground garnet, in the context of a filtration system. I bet my life.

Just walk backwards when you leave a room and no one will know that you have a cranial shelf. Either that or wear a hat.

Does not count i fucking WIN I FUCKING WIN YOU GODDAMNED CUNT

"IM THE GREETEST, IM A WEINER, IM A WEIIINEEERR!!"

Does fucking count, I'm gonna upload it right now 😤

Women representing dirt, charcoal, and ground garnet making out.
Got it
Might get to it I dunno

My dad starting wearing one late in life. He looked ridiculous.

please I literally tied my life to this i swear to god

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
At some point in my 30s I developed a mole just behind my hairline. I haven’t actually seen it yet but I can feel it. One day my hairline will punk me out.

@GolfCartLady @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Spookie @Sui @f0x @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
That’s gonna be a gigantic chicken one day. Look how big its feet are on that skate board

Why the fuck would you tie your life to people not being degenerate?

I think it's a loophole if I make it when it doesn't exist yet.
I'm here to correct the mistake you found in the system.
(My tablet is downstairs, but I might make a quick sketch for dreamers spank bank since he's such a good friend)

That's like tieing your life to water not being wet tbh

@Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff There is just something about her. She was still pretty attractive the last time I saw her on TV.

I need an RO system for my humidifier I'm tired of buying cases of distilled water

Magnum opus but yeah whatever i guess i should be happy that i found the one thing there WASNT porn of.

Rule 35 will always bite you in the dick in the end.

Just don't dye it black. That looks ridiculous too. There was an old guy at the outdoor pool who dyed his hair and mustache black . Chest hair was gray. Ewww. He looked horrible.

You're making a lot of sense tbh I'm just wasting it by pissing out of my living room window

We want a man to look like a man.

Thank you for the lesson o drunk one of fencing.

I can't see what you are referring to - I tried to scroll up and now I am curious - I want to avoid all possible fashion faux pas!

Toupees. Don't ever wear one.

Good idea . After the contest I'll make an account on the r34 sites, name it f0x and slap them up there.

That better be like achievement 7 on my eventual wiki page.

i really wish and hope you won't do this.

Nah don't worry, I try not to do NSFW contests... Usually. And I'm guessing something obscure enough to not have existing r34 isn't going to get many submissions, wrestlers only got 7 and people loved that shit so 🤷🏻‍♂️

yeah i drew a drunkard carrying f0x instead my bad

Hes too shy

Alright, contest's back on.

??? Why the fuck would drama show up on a wiki.

I dunno, checking early life?

@verita84 @HockeyDoxie Those flavors are Barbie's sister, Barbie, Ken, black Barbie. Missed opportunity.

For Halloween?

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
The day I got deployment orders for Iraq, I bought a wig and retard teeth. My plan was too go AWOL once I got in theater and given orders too kill sand niggers.
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Freddy got fingered sausage scene r34

I'd rather an ugly man than some pansy pretty boy. I work with an old guy that dyes his hair blonde with highlights. Got a mop top and mutton chops like he's Paul Revere. Just go gray like a real man!

Never even considered it. I let my scalp shine through and blind people.

That reminds me - I once called on a customer and there was a guy there who had what looked like a muskrat perched on his head. I couldn't laugh as I wanted to sell them some software, but damn, I couldn't help but wonder who he thought he was fooling, other than himself. They are never a good look.

I don't blame you. Why get yourself killed in a foreign desert?

I love Halloween. One year we all dressed as the Addams Family. I wore a bald cap and brown robe. Blacked up my eyes and even had a light bulb that I could light up in my mouth.

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Gawd blessed me with the REFUSAL of the anthrax vaccination.
In the military, there are general orders and then there are presidential orders.
I refused President Bush’s order too get the anthrax and small pox vaccines.
They kicked my ass out after that.

You did the right thing.

One Halloween I dressed up as the stain on Monica Lewinski's dress

​​ I got a white pullover sweatshirt and sweatpants and I painted my face and hair white then I pinned a blue dress to my back

It's original, but gross. I do like to put together outfits instead of buying them. It's fun to come up with an idea and carry it out.

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Jeff Cliff would have been like my girlfriend at the time.
“I can’t believe that you are being given the opportunity too receive the anthrax vaccination and you are refusing it. I would love too be able too get that vaccine.”
I dumped her ass immediately, even though she did all the dirty sloppy stuff in bed.

I'm still laughing over that last sentence! I bet you missed her sloppiness!

@f0x @Jonny @Decayable @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff You better quickly register that account yourself so no one nefarious gets the name

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
You can bounce back from refusing a general’s order, but not a presidential order. Even the military guys that refused Biden’s presidential order too get the Covid vaccine got booted from the military. That didn’t work out very well for the jews who are trying too start WW3.

why would i register on rule 34, we've already learned that there's another f0x or two on planet earth. i'll point fingers. because it truly isn't me

Is that why they are allowing reinstatement now? Not enough guys to fight?

I took 1 anthrax shot, never showed up for anymore

they (me) forgot i'm him ...

probably

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Xenophon @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I dont Even know the name of the girl who played Brandy, but I sure as heck know Jamie Presley
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Brittany Daniel

I would tongue punch her fart box.

im not a part of this thread, but i would volunteer as well, to tongue punch her fartbox.

respectfully of course.

I am a gentleman

I watched a zoom class on the War of 1812 the other night. Never learned that much about in school. There really was no valid reason for it. Nothing was gained from it. It was just another way to cull the male population.

The ond in his balls 😬

We got a pretty decent breakfast sandwich outta Benedict Arnold

@Evil_Bender @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Thank gawd. That shot plus boosters killed over 35,000 veterans with Lou Gerrig’s disease. It took about ten years and it wasn’t pretty.
Remember the ice water bucket challenge in 2014? That was for ALS awareness.
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it was almost 3 years after the fact. I bet 75% moved on

I feel left out


who hates me 😭

The only thing that came out of it was Andrew Jackson becoming a national hero by "winning" the Battle of New Orleans. Which in turn gave us one of the nation's best and most important presidents.

Well, it gave Andy Jackson an excuse to chase the spaniards out of Florida.

@Evil_Bender @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I tried too bribe the E-5 nurse giving me the shot. I had a handful of cash in my hand and I told him too just pretend too give me the shot.

He set down his syringe and went too a back room where the regiment XO (lieutenant colonel) was.

The regiment XO told me that he was going too order MPs too hold my arm down if I refused the shot.

I said, “I dare you.”

Not actually that explicit, soft core water filtration at best
This is what I pumped out while watching tv

This is what happens when you filter water, think about that next time you want a drink

I've been noticing this with hellthreads today.

I can only scroll about 20 posts up in this and it freezes. No idea what you have been talking about

yup

@Jonny @Evil_Bender @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff They experimented on my Dad in a VA hospital in 1960. Gave him LSD and shit like that. I learned at an early age not to trust the government.

I knife-handed a violent bum in the chest about a month ago, if that counts.

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I knew too many soldiers that came back from the the first “Desert Storm” in 1991 with debilitating issues that had never been down range in Iraq.

Wait until you learn about WWI.

@MeanwhileInOhio @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Wait till you learn about Gulf War Syndrome. That’s where the jews and their goyim poisoned your friends, family and neighbors with vaccines 35 years ago when they went off too kill sand niggers.
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poor baby

@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
No. Desert Storm.
I graduated high school in 1993 thinking, ok cool, the US won’t go too war for another 20 years, I can be a Beetle Bailey - Sergeant Bilko in the Army for the next 20 years no problem. I can pretend too be a bad ass for that long.

That didn’t happen. The jews kicked off another war in 2002.

F

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Jeff Cliff is on this thread and getting a full on boner.

If you ever wondered if Jeff Cliff was a demon, you are correct.

I guess I haven't seen her in interviews, or don't follow celebs irl, but her personality always seemed silly & fun, too. I liked her in My Name is Earl.

You should kill Jeef queef

@BasedLord @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I’m letting you all know right now that Jeff Cliff just ate his own underwear when reminded that the Dessert War Syndrome created deformed babies.

jonny, you're a jew? a 6 foot one inch jew?

No wonder she was complaining

was it after when she said "woo, i need a seltzah."?

@jeffcliff @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123
I post a physically retarded White baby and all of a sudden Jeff Cliff springs too life.

@HarryNuggets @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
How come you aren’t giving speeches, fuck face?
I’m trying too hype up the volk, and here you are printing more Weimar gay books.

@Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff I'm pumping my wife full of my Ayran seed while you fuck jew moms....stop drinking and start breeding White women ffs

Jeff is a covidiot.

DM Golfie and me so we can determine if your peenie is too teeny.
🤣

Bro if he sends a dick pic please share I have a theory i wanna confirm

You forgot to say 'no homo'.

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
It’s 6 inches.
Not joking.
Nothing too write home about.
Normal White man’s dick.
If you were too draw my dick,
It would be a good sized pickle.

You were talking about pizza crust before. As soon as you said pickle I had a craving. Now I want a dill pickle, red onion and bacon pizza! Who wants some?

You forgot to say that it's an unvaxxed White penis!

Is it dill pickle flavored?

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FYI, when I measure my dick length, I measure from the top, not the base, like some cheaters around here.

Is this coon about to prove to jonny that his dick is bigger?

Oh shit i didn't scroll up and nailed it

It cracks me up that you guys measure your dicks. You never hear a woman say that she's measured her vjj.

Jonny measures from inside his butthole

I'll never tell!

How would you even...like which dimension would you want to know?

I guarantee your middle name is spelled the mexican way and not the White man way.

LOL. Who you callin' a hispanic jew?

Damn jonny nice shirt fr fr ong

>8"

I have no idea!

Gotta get me drunk first on peach schnapps.

So fill it with cum?

@Xenophon @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
Platinum Pumper sounds like a kid who took a GreyHound bus too Los Angeles in order too film a penis pump commercial, in exchange for a free tent on Rodeo Drive.

Ummm, human cum. Like mine. What kid of question is that?

It's good!

I mean i was gonna use a tape measure but you guys had to up the ante. I jist wanted to know if we were measuring length, width, or depth

Let me go to Hobby Lobby and buy some plaster of paris. This might take awhile to dry.

Dreamer will do all he can to keep it wet

I went by three parties that night I won every costume contest and drink so many jello shots and beer the world turned sideways

Whatever man. As long as we arent using horse cum or whatever the fuck she was dreaming about

I've got a pair!

@Xenophon @Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @jeffcliff Were going to need to attach the tape to something. That won't work, I think plaster of Paris idea is best

You bitches all wanna make fleshlights out of your change purse dont you

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Don’t even worry about your dick length.

The only thing that matters in this day and age is sperm count.

The man with the most sperms wins.

Nah, I was just saying that women do not measure their lady parts like men measure their dicks.

That might work!

We all know girth is the only thing that matters.

Well, that is important. Those side walls aren't going to rub themselves.

We all know what she did next

Says who?? Lol, the very advent of cup sizes comes from how much bigger you are at fullest part vs ribcage.

The other lady parts?? It's definitely bad to have much measurable 😆

we were talking about vjj's. No one measures vjjs.

Drive it like you stole it

Once I even saw something about it mattering how far your nipple was below the start of your cleavage 🤔😆

I...what? Like how big we talking. Slim jims?

How did it matter? Now I'm curious.

God, I hope not 😬

Were you in a Palestinian prison? You know they can break pelvises during rape

Now i wanna know. Front to back in cm

Talk about bone crushing!

Well... the longer that measurement is, the worse. Lol, but I forget application. I had to do it for something.

No metrics please. Hurts my brain.

You and jonny can compare length x width 😂

Jonny can send a mold of his dick and I'll see if it fits. Will save me a trip to HI!

Been waiting for a place to use that.

This new fedi lore is 🔥

Mine to (around)

That guy isn't white

Isn't 5 or 6 inches considered average?

This is the craziest hellthread that I've ever been in.

more or less?

You offered to fuck the fever dildo!

Looks Italian.

No, around as in circumference 😂

Exactly

I cant imagine anyone trying to be cool in Arkansas

Well, I do want to walk on the beach. Is the water super cold like it is in California? The Atlantic is much warmer.

The water is never cold

Gotta try it on for size.

Cold water makes my toes cramp.

>promise that I’m the best sex you ever nerd of.
Are we nerding now? I thought this was the boning thread.

I'll give Jonny a 5 star Yelp review!

Not a Yelp, but I've written some Google reviews. You can be my 1st Yelp! I'm a virgin Yelper and I'll break my cherry on you.

Tell him to be a man and do it himself!

RILF

Maybe. I'll have to see for myself and then write my Yelp review.

I love that naughty sex talk!

All women love trashy romance 😒

Everyone likes naughty sex talk. Some just don't like to admit it.

Now I'm wondering what my yelp rating is.

@Xenophon @HockeyDoxie @Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @GoyGirl @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @jeffcliff .....'he tore everyyhing off and stood proudly in all his glory. His only adornement, a puka shell necklace that glittered in the moonlight.'

My mentions are a "we are not the same" meme

D0c is practicing his dirty talk for his gf

I cum everytime he tells me he's gonna eat my ass. Thats kind of the same.

I hope she likes listening to him talk about his balls all day everyday.

6 figures in therapy bills

She wants to pee on him. She seems weird af

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I’ve read pulp fiction novels before.

“He read my mind. I didn’t even show him a facial expression. He still took me dancing”
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This is true. Both men and women love the shit. It's only a matter of how openly public you want to be about it.

Sing a song Jonny!

Yes I do.

@Folklore @Doll @Jonny @Frank @Sui @f0x @HockeyDoxie @ForbiddenDreamer @jeffcliff isn't cotton candy flavor the same thing as new car smell at the molecular level?

Lol no. My singing is atrocious.

Probably better than mine. Do it!

I have a burning hatred of jews that goes back to when I was in high school. Where as my husband didn't start until its was fashionably cool on gab. I was living and breathing jew hatred from a very young age.

I do!

Bro she wants your dildo. Play it cool

Just doods?

Movie night is over and I'm going to bed to dream about how hot Highlander is.

Hes a jew!

Nobody is perfect.

Good night. We're about to head to bed our ownselves.

@GolfCartLady @Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff The official measuring device is a wooden ruler like you had in school. Anything else is unofficial.

>ITT

@Jonny @Evil_Bender @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Same. If you don't claim to have a huge one everyone assumes it is small. You struck out and did a great thing for the penis acceptance movement. MGTOW.

So, Lurch, right?

Uncle Fester!

@Jonny @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @MeanwhileInOhio @Xenophon @animegothicgirl88 @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff I'm gonna write long winded holiday cards to every woman in your life talking about needing to have weekly phone calls and sign them with your name

All that math hurt my head.

Benis bragging!

@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @BasedLord @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @MeanwhileInOhio @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @HarryNuggets @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff
I live within walking distance of McDonalds now and I’m thinking of egg McMuffins. Do they make those with pink slime?
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Ewww, that looks disgusting. I haven't been to McDonald's in a few years. I had pancakes for breakfast. I like breakfast at home. Can eat with no makeup or bra on.

100% of my meals are without make up and a bra, you can do it

I knew that, also that he was played by Jackie Coogan the former child actor in the original series, which I watched when it was first run on tv.

Carolyn Jones was the best Morticia ever!

Well I never!

(Eats french fries covered in giant chunks of cheese and gravy for half my meals, and washes it down with coffee with double cream and double sugar)
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