2025/04/25 11:44:26 PM UTC
There's Barbie ice cream now...
2025/04/25 11:45:45 PM UTC
mmmm tastes like macroplastics.
2025/04/25 11:54:04 PM UTC
@f0x My irc server is having a pizza party tonight btw
2025/04/25 11:54:47 PM UTC
It's called quebecoise, its peperoni bacon and mushroom
2025/04/25 11:55:07 PM UTC
french but ... goddamn .. mushrooms and pork..
2025/04/25 11:55:39 PM UTC
cotton candy isn't a FLAVOR
2025/04/25 11:58:02 PM UTC
THINK ABOUT the origins of sugar floss, it's called that because it's floss made from heated, spun, and cooled sugar. it means that the flavor is in the sugar; so it's either a preexisting flavor or is plain (sugar). cotton candy does not have a unique flavor, because cotton candy is a cooking method at least and a form of OTHER FLAVORS at most.
2025/04/25 11:59:39 PM UTC
Nobody tell her about bubblegum flavored bubblegum she's gonna blow a fuse
2025/04/26 12:00:44 AM UTC
NONE OF IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE
2025/04/26 12:01:40 AM UTC
who the fuck doesn't like avocados
2025/04/26 12:01:50 AM UTC
Him, he just said it. Just then.
2025/04/26 12:02:46 AM UTC
Soz mi cnt reed dat shit lolol
2025/04/26 12:02:56 AM UTC
i'm not saying it doesn't taste like something but it's the jazz of flavors it was fucking STOLEN AND REBRANDED from pre-existing SHIT
2025/04/26 12:00:27 AM UTC
caramel is a flavor because the cooking method actually changes how it tastes. it'd be like saying browned butter isn't any different from regular butter or that a roux isn't any different than uncooked flour. but toasting doesn't change bread; and spinning doesn't change sugar.
2025/04/26 12:04:17 AM UTC
From now on, I refuse to perform cunilingus on my wife if that shit doesn't taste like bubblegum
2025/04/26 12:04:31 AM UTC
Ok, but why do you hate cotton candy so much?
2025/04/26 12:04:42 AM UTC
Bro the french in me yelled in my head
2025/04/26 12:05:51 AM UTC
My ex definitely could, bitch queffed so much, i had to relearn to have an erection without the pussy fart after her
2025/04/26 12:06:23 AM UTC
I don't, it's my third favorite candy. my second is hilariously bubble gum.
2025/04/26 12:07:12 AM UTC
I like bubblegum flavoured bubblegum personally, haven't tried cotton candy flavoured bubblegum yet though. I think I might like that.
2025/04/26 12:07:06 AM UTC
If she says bubble gum i howl
2025/04/26 12:07:07 AM UTC
any. even "bubblegum" gum, it's top a 5 "flavor"
2025/04/26 12:08:03 AM UTC
you are infuriating. i will turn this thread around, young man.
2025/04/26 12:08:39 AM UTC
Or we could make it worse
2025/04/26 12:08:31 AM UTC
No you won't we have too much bad faith
2025/04/26 12:09:56 AM UTC
Do you guy think he made her cum?
2025/04/26 12:12:13 AM UTC
Zebra Stripes gum. They still make that?
2025/04/26 12:12:54 AM UTC
I mean, they have a flavor they keep calling cotton candy, but I have to agree here.
2025/04/26 12:13:50 AM UTC
I don't think she remembers or he cares, but yes *sips fanta*
2025/04/26 12:13:02 AM UTC
Oh, i was just adding a layer of gross but since we're here, i don't think he has the capacity to think about his partner well being in a sexual encounter like everything else in life he takes and takes
2025/04/26 12:16:35 AM UTC
Bro she muted that shit for sure
2025/04/26 12:16:16 AM UTC
Ok, brain reconnected after the overload, no i don't think I'd lick my mother's pussy if given the chance, idk about being drunk tho i get kinda horny
2025/04/26 12:17:48 AM UTC
Tbf I nearly have at least 2 times in the past hour.
2025/04/26 12:17:58 AM UTC
Go complain in your private irc server broidk
2025/04/26 12:21:48 AM UTC
I have a bunch prerolled. Sativa and indica.
2025/04/26 12:22:22 AM UTC
I can quit any time I want fuck you.
2025/04/26 12:23:10 AM UTC
Yeah i just don't wanna quit yo, but since i don't wanna quit i
got.to have some all the time or i don't feel well
2025/04/26 12:18:16 AM UTC
I remember this stuff. Terrible
2025/04/26 12:23:00 AM UTC
No. Just when it's gum flavor
2025/04/26 12:24:01 AM UTC
every once and a great while a NSFW post is disturbing beyond imagine. This is the story of one such post.
2025/04/26 12:22:12 AM UTC
I don't do sativa it's wasted on me
2025/04/26 12:25:56 AM UTC
My chickens would eat the plants.
2025/04/26 12:26:27 AM UTC
>anus flavored liquor You rang?
2025/04/26 12:25:51 AM UTC
I worked for a company that did trauma clean up sometimes, dead rotting people things smelled like black licorice.
2025/04/26 12:26:41 AM UTC
Once again, I'm rewarded by my Daywalker ways.
2025/04/26 12:25:26 AM UTC
Like, I'm wasted, but i don't feel wasted on that shit
2025/04/26 12:27:45 AM UTC
I find it energizing and makes any task feel more rewarding, so it's motivating as well. Would never drive on it though.
2025/04/26 12:28:02 AM UTC
Bro you're in the cotton candy hellthread, what did you think would happen
2025/04/26 12:29:10 AM UTC
It started out innocent enough, but then the Welsh-Canadians got involved.....
2025/04/26 12:29:54 AM UTC
Tl;Dr - You started it and it escalated because fedi You're guilty frfr
2025/04/26 12:34:34 AM UTC
Usually is. She knows what she did.
2025/04/26 12:35:57 AM UTC
My grandma would make some type of hard German cookies with anise. Terrible!
2025/04/26 12:41:01 AM UTC
Supposedly, she made them for my step grandpa who was German. These cookies were hard as rocks. She always made us kids eat some. I think they were called Springerles. Don't ever try!
2025/04/26 12:42:14 AM UTC
Terrible. Worst cookies I ever tasted.
2025/04/26 12:43:08 AM UTC
No. Gingerbread does not have anise in it.
2025/04/26 12:43:13 AM UTC
She saw the warning and ignored it......
2025/04/26 12:45:04 AM UTC
I like gingerbread with whipped cream or lemon curd better than the cookies.
2025/04/26 12:45:54 AM UTC
Black forest cake is better.
2025/04/26 12:46:33 AM UTC
Ooooo, yeah, let's listen to a trucker story!
2025/04/26 12:45:59 AM UTC
Less sugary ginger cookies are amazing
2025/04/26 12:47:02 AM UTC
Why is poast unavailable?
2025/04/26 12:47:37 AM UTC
I hacked your account (federation or a block most likely)
2025/04/26 12:49:37 AM UTC
Ever tried metamucil, the best shit I've had were with that stuff
2025/04/26 12:50:58 AM UTC
Yes. Bienenstich cake (bee sting) is good too!
2025/04/26 12:52:06 AM UTC
Licorice? I hate it but atleast it's actually a flavor.
2025/04/26 12:49:20 AM UTC
I am just going to toss this in here - I study ASL because I am hard of hearing and our teacher sent out a video with some excellent ASL interpretation. Sadly the example was based on the Ken and Barbie movie and I couldn't watch it - too colorful, too many jump cuts and Ken - come on, dude, you ain't even got no junk. Rant over, as you were...
2025/04/26 12:52:48 AM UTC
That movie was hard to watch.
2025/04/26 12:53:21 AM UTC
I prefer popcorn flavoured licorice
2025/04/26 12:54:40 AM UTC
There's a picture on the box bro
2025/04/26 12:55:30 AM UTC
We made ninja gingerbread cookies one year.
2025/04/26 12:54:54 AM UTC
@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff It's true. I've never baked anything in my life, but I do sometimes contemplate making a seasoned pizza dough. Is that even possible? I've always thought the plain old pizza dough is boring.
2025/04/26 12:56:18 AM UTC
Cinnamon and such. Anise is what makes licorice, its the plant that gives licorice its flavor. literally cook once in your life god.
2025/04/26 12:58:27 AM UTC
Yes, just one. We don't want Jonny yelling murder right off the bat.
2025/04/26 12:57:55 AM UTC
She's right tho cooking is important
2025/04/26 1:00:14 AM UTC
Churro is like a cinnamon pork rind
2025/04/26 12:54:28 AM UTC
I am happy that I am not the only one who had a problem with it visually.
2025/04/26 1:01:10 AM UTC
It's very good. Usually served during Oktoberfest.
2025/04/26 1:02:02 AM UTC
I only like French fries...
2025/04/26 1:02:12 AM UTC
I love that little girl. Such enthusiasm!
2025/04/26 1:01:26 AM UTC
Not a fan of rinds, shit is fat af
2025/04/26 1:04:41 AM UTC
We have this traditional food here "oreilles de christ" christ's ears, i thought it was rinds but it's fried lard
2025/04/26 12:46:31 AM UTC
I tagged him at the start of the cotton candy hellthread
2025/04/26 12:57:15 AM UTC
@Folklore @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff I was a long-haul trucker for 5 years. I don't have any weird/gross sex stories, but I can tell you most anything you want to know about trucking.
2025/04/26 1:05:43 AM UTC
What's the weirdest load you ever hauled?
2025/04/26 1:08:15 AM UTC
Well there's this one time i caught a bug and it was like a mix of semen and pus, I'd say it was pretty weird
2025/04/26 1:10:47 AM UTC
Bro, respect the grind is what i mean
2025/04/26 1:05:55 AM UTC
Bro, it's nasty as fuck, old people used to eat this to survive winter or some shit
2025/04/26 1:13:32 AM UTC
the council in my head whenever forbidden is in my fucking mentions
2025/04/26 1:14:20 AM UTC
So... how's turning that thread around project of yours going?
2025/04/26 1:14:48 AM UTC
i didn't say i was right now, i eventually will. naggin ass bitch, gosh.
2025/04/26 1:14:07 AM UTC
@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff When you drive past Reno, Nevada and you have your CB radio on, the whore houses try too convince you to pull in too the truck stops and they will pick you up at the truck stop in their own limo and bring you too the whore house.
2025/04/26 1:16:00 AM UTC
Do you have a timeline of actions planned and stuff?
2025/04/26 1:16:36 AM UTC
i'm gathering another horde of whatever the fuck to talk about so i can turn this thread into another tism thread.
2025/04/26 1:17:36 AM UTC
What's going on here now?
2025/04/26 1:20:13 AM UTC
F0x tried to turn the thread around so me dreamer and sui started shitting all over the floor to assert dominance
2025/04/26 1:19:55 AM UTC
Thee older fellas call that rod knock
2025/04/26 1:19:03 AM UTC
there is no rule 34 of pla-- .. okay fine, of car-- .... what the fuck, trains? yeah? killing myself. what about tanks-- oh yeah. fuck.
2025/04/26 1:18:53 AM UTC
You know what, I'm kinda offended you added dreamer as my fuck buddy in your stupid lore when I've been sexually harassed fucking sui for fucking years. I think i made my attraction quite evident
2025/04/26 1:19:35 AM UTC
i was told by him you were lovers, and by others. i only add local word to my lore.
2025/04/26 1:20:52 AM UTC
Give me a list of name, they will all pay for this
2025/04/26 1:24:23 AM UTC
@Folklore @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Wait is this thread full of people trying to dominate the topic with different topics? I don't want any part of that.
What topic is this thread supposed too be about?!?
2025/04/26 1:24:33 AM UTC
I don't think you're negging enough lately, I know you can do better
2025/04/26 1:26:55 AM UTC
> What topic is this thread supposed too be about?!?
2025/04/26 1:28:36 AM UTC
And he wonders about the black stuff on his toilet.
2025/04/26 1:21:02 AM UTC
@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff No, but it's entertaining talking and listening to them and the other truckers. I think they ask you what color hair you like on a girl if you sound interested. Then a girl with the color hair you mentioned shows up in the back of the limo as you ride off into the sunset like donald trunp. hahaha
2025/04/26 1:28:59 AM UTC
You know how i start my day? I go to the cotton candy stand and i ask for a cotton candy flavored cotton candy like a non autistic human being
2025/04/26 1:30:01 AM UTC
Gotta admit that they really knew how to market themselves and make closing the deal easy.
2025/04/26 1:31:15 AM UTC
Of all the things to save lol
2025/04/26 1:30:33 AM UTC
You fucking depressing piece of shit, can't you at least try to be joyful in the cotton candy thread
2025/04/26 1:33:10 AM UTC
Don't ever buy a toupee. No man looks good in one.
2025/04/26 1:37:51 AM UTC
You look like shrecks dad..
2025/04/26 1:36:31 AM UTC
@Folklore @Doll @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Yes. You’re right. I’ll chin up.
I had cotton candy once as a kid at a carnival. My hands got completely sticky. I then went too the bathroom and then proceeded too get my benis completely sticky.
Cotton candy sucks.
2025/04/26 1:38:29 AM UTC
Why were you gooning in a public bathroom? You were a hooligan as a child.
2025/04/26 1:39:20 AM UTC
Aimt got no job. Aint got shit to do
2025/04/26 1:38:48 AM UTC
Guitars. There is no rule 34 of guitars.
2025/04/26 1:39:31 AM UTC
@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Hell no. When I was in the Army I looked ok as a bald guy from the front, but the back of my cranium sticks out a little bit, where my lizard brain sits.
2025/04/26 1:40:31 AM UTC
FOR THE PICK SPECIFICALLY ?1?!
2025/04/26 1:41:21 AM UTC
3 fewer than guitar cases at least
2025/04/26 1:41:56 AM UTC
there is no porn of . water bottle
2025/04/26 1:34:35 AM UTC
Unless it's one of Murray's high quality hair pieces. They wont come off, even when wet.
2025/04/26 1:36:22 AM UTC
Bro said he has a herpes on his head...
2025/04/26 1:47:11 AM UTC
I said water filtration system. There will be no porn of dirt, charcoal, and ground garnet, in the context of a filtration system. I bet my life.
2025/04/26 1:50:01 AM UTC
Just walk backwards when you leave a room and no one will know that you have a cranial shelf. Either that or wear a hat.
2025/04/26 1:49:01 AM UTC
Does not count i fucking WIN I FUCKING WIN YOU GODDAMNED CUNT "IM THE GREETEST, IM A WEINER, IM A WEIIINEEERR!!"
2025/04/26 1:50:34 AM UTC
Does fucking count, I'm gonna upload it right now 😤
2025/04/26 1:51:15 AM UTC
Women representing dirt, charcoal, and ground garnet making out. Got it Might get to it I dunno
2025/04/26 1:52:40 AM UTC
My dad starting wearing one late in life. He looked ridiculous.
2025/04/26 1:52:41 AM UTC
please I literally tied my life to this i swear to god
2025/04/26 1:48:38 AM UTC
@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff At some point in my 30s I developed a mole just behind my hairline. I haven’t actually seen it yet but I can feel it. One day my hairline will punk me out.
2025/04/26 1:54:01 AM UTC
Why the fuck would you tie your life to people not being degenerate?
2025/04/26 1:53:48 AM UTC
I think it's a loophole if I make it when it doesn't exist yet. I'm here to correct the mistake you found in the system. (My tablet is downstairs, but I might make a quick sketch for dreamers spank bank since he's such a good friend)
2025/04/26 1:54:18 AM UTC
That's like tieing your life to water not being wet tbh
2025/04/26 1:54:13 AM UTC
I need an RO system for my humidifier I'm tired of buying cases of distilled water
2025/04/26 1:55:47 AM UTC
Magnum opus but yeah whatever i guess i should be happy that i found the one thing there WASNT porn of.
2025/04/26 1:56:19 AM UTC
Rule 35 will always bite you in the dick in the end.
2025/04/26 1:57:26 AM UTC
Just don't dye it black. That looks ridiculous too. There was an old guy at the outdoor pool who dyed his hair and mustache black . Chest hair was gray. Ewww. He looked horrible.
2025/04/26 1:56:17 AM UTC
You're making a lot of sense tbh I'm just wasting it by pissing out of my living room window
2025/04/26 1:59:14 AM UTC
We want a man to look like a man.
2025/04/26 1:58:56 AM UTC
Thank you for the lesson o drunk one of fencing.
2025/04/26 1:55:04 AM UTC
I can't see what you are referring to - I tried to scroll up and now I am curious - I want to avoid all possible fashion faux pas!
2025/04/26 2:00:13 AM UTC
Toupees. Don't ever wear one.
2025/04/26 2:00:41 AM UTC
Good idea . After the contest I'll make an account on the r34 sites, name it f0x and slap them up there.
2025/04/26 1:59:57 AM UTC
That better be like achievement 7 on my eventual wiki page.
2025/04/26 2:01:02 AM UTC
i really wish and hope you won't do this.
2025/04/26 2:03:31 AM UTC
Nah don't worry, I try not to do NSFW contests... Usually. And I'm guessing something obscure enough to not have existing r34 isn't going to get many submissions, wrestlers only got 7 and people loved that shit so 🤷🏻♂️
2025/04/26 2:03:59 AM UTC
yeah i drew a drunkard carrying f0x instead my bad
2025/04/26 2:05:56 AM UTC
Alright, contest's back on.
2025/04/26 2:02:16 AM UTC
??? Why the fuck would drama show up on a wiki.
2025/04/26 2:07:25 AM UTC
I dunno, checking early life?
2025/04/26 2:09:28 AM UTC
@verita84 @HockeyDoxie Those flavors are Barbie's sister, Barbie, Ken, black Barbie. Missed opportunity.
2025/04/26 2:13:20 AM UTC
@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff The day I got deployment orders for Iraq, I bought a wig and retard teeth. My plan was too go AWOL once I got in theater and given orders too kill sand niggers.
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2025/04/26 2:14:44 AM UTC
Freddy got fingered sausage scene r34
2025/04/26 2:16:00 AM UTC
I'd rather an ugly man than some pansy pretty boy. I work with an old guy that dyes his hair blonde with highlights. Got a mop top and mutton chops like he's Paul Revere. Just go gray like a real man!
2025/04/26 2:12:43 AM UTC
Never even considered it. I let my scalp shine through and blind people. That reminds me - I once called on a customer and there was a guy there who had what looked like a muskrat perched on his head. I couldn't laugh as I wanted to sell them some software, but damn, I couldn't help but wonder who he thought he was fooling, other than himself. They are never a good look.
2025/04/26 2:18:34 AM UTC
I don't blame you. Why get yourself killed in a foreign desert?
2025/04/26 2:21:24 AM UTC
I love Halloween. One year we all dressed as the Addams Family. I wore a bald cap and brown robe. Blacked up my eyes and even had a light bulb that I could light up in my mouth.
2025/04/26 2:22:06 AM UTC
@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Gawd blessed me with the REFUSAL of the anthrax vaccination.
In the military, there are general orders and then there are presidential orders.
I refused President Bush’s order too get the anthrax and small pox vaccines.
They kicked my ass out after that.
2025/04/26 2:23:12 AM UTC
One Halloween I dressed up as the stain on Monica Lewinski's dress
2025/04/26 2:25:02 AM UTC
I got a white pullover sweatshirt and sweatpants and I painted my face and hair white then I pinned a blue dress to my back
2025/04/26 2:26:56 AM UTC
It's original, but gross. I do like to put together outfits instead of buying them. It's fun to come up with an idea and carry it out.
2025/04/26 2:29:23 AM UTC
@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Jeff Cliff would have been like my girlfriend at the time.
“I can’t believe that you are being given the opportunity too receive the anthrax vaccination and you are refusing it. I would love too be able too get that vaccine.”
I dumped her ass immediately, even though she did all the dirty sloppy stuff in bed.
2025/04/26 2:31:05 AM UTC
I'm still laughing over that last sentence! I bet you missed her sloppiness!
2025/04/26 2:34:44 AM UTC
@HockeyDoxie @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff You can bounce back from refusing a general’s order, but not a presidential order. Even the military guys that refused Biden’s presidential order too get the Covid vaccine got booted from the military. That didn’t work out very well for the jews who are trying too start WW3.
2025/04/26 2:34:13 AM UTC
why would i register on rule 34, we've already learned that there's another f0x or two on planet earth. i'll point fingers. because it truly isn't me
2025/04/26 2:35:57 AM UTC
Is that why they are allowing reinstatement now? Not enough guys to fight?
2025/04/26 2:35:39 AM UTC
I took 1 anthrax shot, never showed up for anymore
2025/04/26 2:35:58 AM UTC
they (me) forgot i'm him ...
2025/04/26 2:37:35 AM UTC
Brittany Daniel I would tongue punch her fart box.
2025/04/26 2:38:15 AM UTC
im not a part of this thread, but i would volunteer as well, to tongue punch her fartbox. respectfully of course. I am a gentleman
2025/04/26 2:38:56 AM UTC
I watched a zoom class on the War of 1812 the other night. Never learned that much about in school. There really was no valid reason for it. Nothing was gained from it. It was just another way to cull the male population.
2025/04/26 2:39:36 AM UTC
We got a pretty decent breakfast sandwich outta Benedict Arnold
2025/04/26 2:39:49 AM UTC
@Evil_Bender @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Thank gawd. That shot plus boosters killed over 35,000 veterans with Lou Gerrig’s disease. It took about ten years and it wasn’t pretty.
Remember the ice water bucket challenge in 2014? That was for ALS awareness.
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2025/04/26 2:43:11 AM UTC
it was almost 3 years after the fact. I bet 75% moved on
2025/04/26 2:44:17 AM UTC
I feel left out who hates me 😭
2025/04/26 2:47:49 AM UTC
The only thing that came out of it was Andrew Jackson becoming a national hero by "winning" the Battle of New Orleans. Which in turn gave us one of the nation's best and most important presidents.
2025/04/26 2:49:50 AM UTC
Well, it gave Andy Jackson an excuse to chase the spaniards out of Florida.
2025/04/26 2:52:00 AM UTC
@Evil_Bender @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff I tried too bribe the E-5 nurse giving me the shot. I had a handful of cash in my hand and I told him too just pretend too give me the shot.
He set down his syringe and went too a back room where the regiment XO (lieutenant colonel) was.
The regiment XO told me that he was going too order MPs too hold my arm down if I refused the shot.
I said, “I dare you.”
2025/04/26 2:48:35 AM UTC
Not actually that explicit, soft core water filtration at best
This is what I pumped out while watching tv This is what happens when you filter water, think about that next time you want a drink
2025/04/26 2:47:59 AM UTC
I've been noticing this with hellthreads today.
2025/04/26 3:03:17 AM UTC
I can only scroll about 20 posts up in this and it freezes. No idea what you have been talking about
2025/04/26 3:08:50 AM UTC
I knife-handed a violent bum in the chest about a month ago, if that counts.
2025/04/26 3:13:31 AM UTC
@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff I knew too many soldiers that came back from the the first “Desert Storm” in 1991 with debilitating issues that had never been down range in Iraq.
2025/04/26 3:15:28 AM UTC
Wait until you learn about WWI.
2025/04/26 3:22:24 AM UTC
@MeanwhileInOhio @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff Wait till you learn about Gulf War Syndrome. That’s where the jews and their goyim poisoned your friends, family and neighbors with vaccines 35 years ago when they went off too kill sand niggers.
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2025/04/26 3:31:08 AM UTC
@DC5FAN @Doll @Folklore @Frank @Sui @f0x @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Diogenese_Shiplap @ForbiddenDreamer @joancallamezzo123 @jeffcliff No. Desert Storm.
I graduated high school in 1993 thinking, ok cool, the US won’t go too war for another 20 years, I can be a Beetle Bailey - Sergeant Bilko in the Army for the next 20 years no problem. I can pretend too be a bad ass for that long.
That didn’t happen. The jews kicked off another war in 2002.
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2025/04/26 3:44:51 AM UTC
I guess I haven't seen her in interviews, or don't follow celebs irl, but her personality always seemed silly & fun, too. I liked her in My Name is Earl.
2025/04/26 3:38:03 AM UTC
You should kill Jeef queef
2025/04/26 3:45:37 AM UTC
jonny, you're a jew? a 6 foot one inch jew?
2025/04/26 3:50:07 AM UTC
No wonder she was complaining
2025/04/26 3:48:27 AM UTC
was it after when she said "woo, i need a seltzah."?
2025/04/26 4:09:55 AM UTC
DM Golfie and me so we can determine if your peenie is too teeny. 🤣
2025/04/26 4:10:42 AM UTC
Bro if he sends a dick pic please share I have a theory i wanna confirm
2025/04/26 4:12:55 AM UTC
You forgot to say 'no homo'.
2025/04/26 4:16:41 AM UTC
You were talking about pizza crust before. As soon as you said pickle I had a craving. Now I want a dill pickle, red onion and bacon pizza! Who wants some?
2025/04/26 4:17:29 AM UTC
You forgot to say that it's an unvaxxed White penis!
2025/04/26 4:18:48 AM UTC
Is it dill pickle flavored?
2025/04/26 4:21:56 AM UTC
Is this coon about to prove to jonny that his dick is bigger?
2025/04/26 4:22:20 AM UTC
Oh shit i didn't scroll up and nailed it
2025/04/26 4:22:59 AM UTC
It cracks me up that you guys measure your dicks. You never hear a woman say that she's measured her vjj.
2025/04/26 4:23:08 AM UTC
Jonny measures from inside his butthole
2025/04/26 4:24:01 AM UTC
How would you even...like which dimension would you want to know?
2025/04/26 4:05:59 AM UTC
I guarantee your middle name is spelled the mexican way and not the White man way.
2025/04/26 4:22:59 AM UTC
LOL. Who you callin' a hispanic jew?
2025/04/26 4:24:39 AM UTC
Damn jonny nice shirt fr fr ong
2025/04/26 4:29:29 AM UTC
Gotta get me drunk first on peach schnapps.
2025/04/26 4:31:31 AM UTC
Ummm, human cum. Like mine. What kid of question is that?
2025/04/26 4:34:35 AM UTC
I mean i was gonna use a tape measure but you guys had to up the ante. I jist wanted to know if we were measuring length, width, or depth
2025/04/26 4:34:39 AM UTC
Let me go to Hobby Lobby and buy some plaster of paris. This might take awhile to dry.
2025/04/26 4:35:39 AM UTC
Dreamer will do all he can to keep it wet
2025/04/26 4:30:11 AM UTC
I went by three parties that night I won every costume contest and drink so many jello shots and beer the world turned sideways
2025/04/26 4:36:24 AM UTC
Whatever man. As long as we arent using horse cum or whatever the fuck she was dreaming about
2025/04/26 4:37:39 AM UTC
You bitches all wanna make fleshlights out of your change purse dont you
2025/04/26 4:39:25 AM UTC
Nah, I was just saying that women do not measure their lady parts like men measure their dicks.
2025/04/26 4:40:28 AM UTC
We all know girth is the only thing that matters.
2025/04/26 4:41:22 AM UTC
Well, that is important. Those side walls aren't going to rub themselves.
2025/04/26 4:42:23 AM UTC
We all know what she did next
2025/04/26 4:41:46 AM UTC
Says who?? Lol, the very advent of cup sizes comes from how much bigger you are at fullest part vs ribcage. The other lady parts?? It's definitely bad to have much measurable 😆
2025/04/26 4:43:10 AM UTC
we were talking about vjj's. No one measures vjjs.
2025/04/26 4:43:22 AM UTC
Drive it like you stole it
2025/04/26 4:43:05 AM UTC
Once I even saw something about it mattering how far your nipple was below the start of your cleavage 🤔😆
2025/04/26 4:44:13 AM UTC
I...what? Like how big we talking. Slim jims?
2025/04/26 4:44:24 AM UTC
How did it matter? Now I'm curious.
2025/04/26 4:45:19 AM UTC
Were you in a Palestinian prison? You know they can break pelvises during rape
2025/04/26 4:45:55 AM UTC
Now i wanna know. Front to back in cm
2025/04/26 4:46:15 AM UTC
Talk about bone crushing!
2025/04/26 4:45:49 AM UTC
Well... the longer that measurement is, the worse. Lol, but I forget application. I had to do it for something.
2025/04/26 4:47:11 AM UTC
No metrics please. Hurts my brain.
2025/04/26 4:48:49 AM UTC
You and jonny can compare length x width 😂
2025/04/26 4:51:55 AM UTC
Jonny can send a mold of his dick and I'll see if it fits. Will save me a trip to HI!
2025/04/26 4:51:22 AM UTC
Been waiting for a place to use that.
2025/04/26 4:58:19 AM UTC
Isn't 5 or 6 inches considered average?
2025/04/26 4:59:05 AM UTC
This is the craziest hellthread that I've ever been in.
2025/04/26 4:59:47 AM UTC
You offered to fuck the fever dildo!
2025/04/26 5:00:24 AM UTC
No, around as in circumference 😂
2025/04/26 5:01:06 AM UTC
I cant imagine anyone trying to be cool in Arkansas
2025/04/26 5:01:45 AM UTC
Well, I do want to walk on the beach. Is the water super cold like it is in California? The Atlantic is much warmer.
2025/04/26 5:02:19 AM UTC
Gotta try it on for size.
2025/04/26 5:03:51 AM UTC
Cold water makes my toes cramp.
2025/04/26 5:05:59 AM UTC
>promise that I’m the best sex you ever nerd of. Are we nerding now? I thought this was the boning thread.
2025/04/26 5:06:34 AM UTC
I'll give Jonny a 5 star Yelp review!
2025/04/26 5:09:01 AM UTC
Not a Yelp, but I've written some Google reviews. You can be my 1st Yelp! I'm a virgin Yelper and I'll break my cherry on you.
2025/04/26 5:14:52 AM UTC
Tell him to be a man and do it himself!
2025/04/26 5:17:20 AM UTC
Maybe. I'll have to see for myself and then write my Yelp review.
2025/04/26 5:17:53 AM UTC
I love that naughty sex talk!
2025/04/26 5:18:42 AM UTC
All women love trashy romance 😒
2025/04/26 5:20:06 AM UTC
Everyone likes naughty sex talk. Some just don't like to admit it.
2025/04/26 5:19:09 AM UTC
Now I'm wondering what my yelp rating is.
2025/04/26 5:23:01 AM UTC
My mentions are a "we are not the same" meme
2025/04/26 5:24:30 AM UTC
D0c is practicing his dirty talk for his gf
2025/04/26 5:25:11 AM UTC
I cum everytime he tells me he's gonna eat my ass. Thats kind of the same.
2025/04/26 5:25:40 AM UTC
I hope she likes listening to him talk about his balls all day everyday.
2025/04/26 5:26:25 AM UTC
6 figures in therapy bills
2025/04/26 5:27:10 AM UTC
She wants to pee on him. She seems weird af
2025/04/26 5:38:51 AM UTC
This is true. Both men and women love the shit. It's only a matter of how openly public you want to be about it.
2025/04/26 6:09:01 AM UTC
Lol no. My singing is atrocious.
2025/04/26 6:14:37 AM UTC
Probably better than mine. Do it!
2025/04/26 6:31:05 AM UTC
I have a burning hatred of jews that goes back to when I was in high school. Where as my husband didn't start until its was fashionably cool on gab. I was living and breathing jew hatred from a very young age.
2025/04/26 6:50:11 AM UTC
Bro she wants your dildo. Play it cool
2025/04/26 6:52:49 AM UTC
Movie night is over and I'm going to bed to dream about how hot Highlander is.
2025/04/26 6:58:40 AM UTC
Good night. We're about to head to bed our ownselves.
2025/04/26 1:15:38 PM UTC
All that math hurt my head.
2025/04/26 5:01:42 PM UTC
Ewww, that looks disgusting. I haven't been to McDonald's in a few years. I had pancakes for breakfast. I like breakfast at home. Can eat with no makeup or bra on.
2025/04/26 5:36:59 PM UTC
100% of my meals are without make up and a bra, you can do it
2025/04/26 7:32:52 PM UTC
I knew that, also that he was played by Jackie Coogan the former child actor in the original series, which I watched when it was first run on tv. Carolyn Jones was the best Morticia ever!
2025/04/27 2:40:59 AM UTC
Well I never! (Eats french fries covered in giant chunks of cheese and gravy for half my meals, and washes it down with coffee with double cream and double sugar)
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