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I'm not allowed in professional men's sports.

Why?

Because I'm a big fat old guy without a speck of athletic capability.

I'm not gifted enough for the actual Olympics, not special enough for the special Olympics. But you know what, I bet you any money if I train for a few months and really clamp down I could probably beat a guy with no legs in a foot race.

Life isn't fair.
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