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I was already against IVF but now I’m more against it than I was.
And this from a childless who wanted a big family
I was already against IVF but now I’m more against it than I was.
And this from a childless who wanted a big family
@mushroom_soup
modern mother (trying to impress the other mothers): my child is more distantly related to me than my dog
modern mother (trying to impress the other mothers): my child is more distantly related to me than my dog
Picking between 4 options is so lame. If I'm gonna engineer my kids, I want to give them something fun like electric eel genes so they can shock people on command.
Going full CRISPR on this bitch.
ABCC11 gene located on chromosome 16q12.1 so your kid isn't smelly.
Two instances of the mighty mouse gene so they're physically powerful, skinny, and long lived.
Let's go full super-soldier on this bitch.
ABCC11 gene located on chromosome 16q12.1 so your kid isn't smelly.
Two instances of the mighty mouse gene so they're physically powerful, skinny, and long lived.
Let's go full super-soldier on this bitch.
@mushroom_soup can't wait for these parents to sue like "YOU SAID HE'D BE TALL AND PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND LITERALLY EINSTEIN" when they fed the kid like a dumpster and gave him an iPad at age 3. weeks.
Autism, but the tech founder kind and not the drool on yourself in a care home kind.
Tough. I'M THE GOD! This child shall be bent to my every whim! I might even just sneak some genetic diseases in there just to remind them who's really in charge!
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@cjd @Hoss @Humpleupagus @mushroom_soup @sj_zero The genetic component is sensitivity to toxins, autism is caused by vaccines and environmental toxins (but of course everyone knew this).
https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/why-do-vaccines-cause-autism
https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/why-do-vaccines-cause-autism
Just give the kid a few extra MMRs and TDAPs. He'll be running silicon valley in his diapers.