Reality must be filtered through YA popslop.
Its so tiresome.
Its so tiresome.
We talked about this, people get mad when you call their kids names.
Early today:
> Daughter: How long have you and mom been married?
> Me: How old are you?
> Daughter: Seven
> Me: Probably about four years. That means your a bastard.
> Her: I'm not a fucking bastard.
> Me: That's not what the dictionary says.
> Daughter: How long have you and mom been married?
> Me: How old are you?
> Daughter: Seven
> Me: Probably about four years. That means your a bastard.
> Her: I'm not a fucking bastard.
> Me: That's not what the dictionary says.
All it taked to start a hellthread will you guys is a little pussy pus
"Gais we just need to figure out which is the empire and which is the rebels! Then we can be the good guys!"
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Doll @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @Xenophon @matty @ForbiddenDreamer I was always partial to crotch goblin.
'Mistake' is shorter.
Counteroffer: 'Your Parents Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach'
Well you can't call them miscarriage maroon.
@Doll @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @Xenophon @matty @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate Kid is still irrationally terrified of forgetting food in any of his bags, because an old sandwich was found in his school bag on the day his dad left his mom.
And in his poor little kid way of thinking, that was of course his fault, and is to this day, even though he's since learned better logic.
And in his poor little kid way of thinking, that was of course his fault, and is to this day, even though he's since learned better logic.
Is pink its own color or just light red in your opinion?
@sj_zero @Vulpes_Quartus @matty Pro tip: If there's a donkey or elephant involved in your party, you're still with the empire.
I dunno about those analogies. This is way more akin to the time the sardines attacked SpongeBob.
There's always a silver lining, at least he didn't become irrationally terrified of sandwiches. That would truly be tragic.
I wasn't a fan of the softshell crab sandwich because it had fried legs sticking out of it and looked like it could scuttle away at any moment. Maybe that one?
Yes. That one.
I am glad we have a sandwich expert on hand to articulate my fears
I am glad we have a sandwich expert on hand to articulate my fears
Well this is another example of why I make sure I have my coffee before looking at anything online because I knew the level of bullshit from leftists would make me angry. You know as well that the standard lefty normie is going to go along with this just like with BLM because they think Trump is a dictator as well.
The larpers seriously need to be made an example of and they need to put their rap sheet on blast so the media can't lie about it like they usually do. Any time they go "These were peaceful protestors" just go "No actually, they were arrested for assault and property damage and we have the video evidence".
The larpers seriously need to be made an example of and they need to put their rap sheet on blast so the media can't lie about it like they usually do. Any time they go "These were peaceful protestors" just go "No actually, they were arrested for assault and property damage and we have the video evidence".
It is pink though hence the question.
I just thought your old man eyesight was failing.
I just thought your old man eyesight was failing.
@Doll @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @Xenophon @matty @ForbiddenDreamer @adequate >Auschwitz Ash
>LGBTQLMNOP
>Insufferable Vegan Green
>Boner Pill Blue
I can work with this pallette......
>LGBTQLMNOP
>Insufferable Vegan Green
>Boner Pill Blue
I can work with this pallette......
@matty Reminds of when my Puerto Rican buddy said everyone in California was faggots.
Me: "Even the Mexicans?"
Him: "Especially the Mexicans!"
Me: "Even the Mexicans?"
Him: "Especially the Mexicans!"
ooh can I predict what group they name next? how about the Nazis for 500$
Oh cool, I have no idea what those words mean but I am almost certain I have cancer now
@Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @matty @ForbiddenDreamer >fuck you nigger youre not my real dad!
Or more than likely it's Spanish equivalent π
Or more than likely it's Spanish equivalent π
basically a FUCKING NERD listening off groups of BAD GUYS to try and compare you to them
Like I let my daughter talk. Women are to be seen and not heard. π€
@Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @Xenophon @matty @EvilSandmich @ForbiddenDreamer You should write the speeches for family parties and have her hold the speech. While you say the words out loud. Or have it handed to you by someone, or she could give the speech herself... to you.
I got a free insulated garage door and sweet garage door opener in exchange for my oldest daughter. Good trade and dowry, plus you know grandkids and whatnot.
I'm shooting for two cows and a fidget spinner.
Honestly there's an entire subculture of nerds that like the villains over the heroes.
Don't forget all those contractors Luke the terrorist killed on the Death Star.
Don't forget all those contractors Luke the terrorist killed on the Death Star.