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why does nerthos want me to marry snacks?

@kim snacks is a good guy to choose unironically

@kaia i want to hear some arguments

@kim
- nice beard
- comfy dad vibes
- will not cheat on you
- will pamper you if you pamper him

@kaia
> comfy dad vibes
i dont have any daddy issues

@kim oh, sorry to hear that

@kaia but also i doubt the comfy dad vibes because he very often proclaimed how much he would love to plap me on here

@kim you want a dude who wants to plap you, that's a good thing

@kim @kaia I got some news, not sure how to say it but you don't become a dad without plapping a lot. Every dad is a confirmed plapper.

@nerthos @kaia @kim Are you sure? I read a doujin once where the girl just used a funnel to get the guy's sperm into her, so that he could be a father but never lose his virginity.

@druid @kaia @kim The king of Spain did something similar once too (his penis was too big to fit into any noblewoman)
But funnel georg is an statistical outlier adn should not be counted

@kim
>Asuka pfp
wait when did you decide to be racist?