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Its so funny when normies see a CLI and just assume you're hacking things.

Bartender was all "dont be hacking my cellphone"


>running apt update

>so I can get the latest nmap to scan the nodes in the building to find soft targets
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@ins0mniak
>a bunch of drunk people
> music from youtube because of course
>playback stops
>"hmm"
>open termux (phone on the same shitty wifi) and ping 8.8.8.8
>"watch out he's gonna hack you"

@shitpisscum

Decades of the internet and people are dumber than ever about computer.

@ins0mniak @shitpisscum And Apple is beyond proud of what they've done. Remember that kid with the punchable face in the Apple commercial who says "a computer? What's that?"

@mitchconner @shitpisscum Oh yeah I think I remember that.