2025/11/05 7:11:00 AM UTC
bethesda............ le bad................... bet you didn't know that huh............ fuck you and your slop, tell me something fucking new for once fuck
2025/11/05 7:22:14 AM UTC
>Perhaps you'd like to play something new, anon. >I have just the thing.
2025/11/05 7:34:48 AM UTC
@Hoss @Xeraser How many NEW copies of skyrim are you gonna buy?
2025/11/05 7:41:06 AM UTC
If I had a house I'd refinance my mortgage to buy as many copies as possible. Maybe one day I'll be able to properly show Todd my appreciation for his eternal masterpiece.
2025/11/05 7:42:01 AM UTC
Todd should release a 1k skyrim remaster with a burlap sack and a plastic one foot alduin statue
2025/11/05 7:44:01 AM UTC
Comes with a new AI-augmented companion: Todd himself, now in Skyrim.
2025/11/05 7:45:41 AM UTC
we have a desktop AI that automatically detects skyrim mods and bricks your win 32 folder if you install them.
2025/11/05 7:49:36 AM UTC
daggerfall remaster when, todd? WHEN, TODD?
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2025/11/05 7:50:02 AM UTC
WHY DEY DO DAT TO MUH SAIL FOAM CAIN BUHLEE DIS IS HAPNIN RIGH NAO SWEAH TO GAWD ON GAWD BRUH YAW BETTUH FIX MAH MUTHAFUCKIH iFOAM BITCH I'MA GITCHO ASS
2025/11/05 7:51:22 AM UTC
It's just modified BitLocker malware that makes you send $5 to Todd's Bitcoin wallet for installing a mod without paying the Todd tribute.
2025/11/05 7:51:38 AM UTC
@sj_zero @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss daggerfall unity already exists and it's not terrible despite being unity
2025/11/05 7:52:42 AM UTC
Unity isn't a bad engine. The unity asset store is a fucking problem.
2025/11/05 7:36:37 AM UTC
@EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss unironically still waiting for skyrim on i/pados
2025/11/05 7:49:12 AM UTC
@Xeraser @Hoss don't worry, maybe for the 15 year anniversary next year or for the 20 year anniversary in 2031, that should be enough time and re-releases of skyrim for one of them to land on ios
2025/11/05 7:56:04 AM UTC
@Goalkeeper @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero no, no, unity IS fucking garbage. if unreal is an engine with an asset store attached then unity is an asset store with an engine attached and it shows.
2025/11/05 7:57:09 AM UTC
Not really no. There are plenty of great games made with unity. It's just people use the asset store as a crutch like people use fucking lumen and upscaling as a crutch with unreal.
2025/11/05 7:58:27 AM UTC
@Goalkeeper @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero >There are plenty of great games made with unity
yeah and subnautica is not one of them
2025/11/05 8:00:05 AM UTC
Correct. Against the Storm is, Hollow Knight, Cuphead, V Rising, Tarkov.
2025/11/05 8:00:47 AM UTC
The effects of not making game devs build their own engine and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
2025/11/05 8:01:33 AM UTC
At the very least they should know how to tailor an engine for their own needs and most devs can't even fucking do that much.
2025/11/05 8:02:03 AM UTC
Carmackcels seething at asset flip kings.
2025/11/05 8:02:09 AM UTC
@Goalkeeper @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero >hollow knight
zoomie's first metroidvania? really? i thought you had better taste
2025/11/05 8:03:59 AM UTC
It's a well made game that's not an asset flip. It's not my favorite metroidvania by any means but it's not a bad game.
2025/11/05 8:04:13 AM UTC
I will yell into the void shilling dyson sphere program
2025/11/05 8:05:07 AM UTC
Good, your autism levels arent trans adjacent
2025/11/05 8:06:17 AM UTC
Is your Vaporeon fetish trans adjacent autism?
2025/11/05 8:07:00 AM UTC
If it is 80% of the fedi is trans adjacent which would be unsurprising
2025/11/05 8:08:01 AM UTC
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD
2025/11/05 8:08:56 AM UTC
I think you're fudging the numbers a bit, pokemolester.
2025/11/05 8:10:11 AM UTC
BREEDERS BREEDERS BREEDERS
2025/11/05 8:10:26 AM UTC
Im the one the fedi horny posts vaporeon to all over a fucking bit with lister. Nobody cared who I was until I put on the vaporeon.
2025/11/05 8:10:46 AM UTC
BREEDERS BREEDERS BREEDERS
2025/11/05 8:11:02 AM UTC
As someone who followed you before that... That's unironically true.
2025/11/05 8:11:55 AM UTC
Its amazing how going from a nazi lego to a big tiddy goth vaporeon suddenly makes you a niche micro ecelebrity.
2025/11/05 8:14:06 AM UTC
Anime girl pfp and a extremely limited bit and boom thats show business baby
2025/11/05 8:15:04 AM UTC
>Spend years in grad school. >Get a doctorate. >Set out to glean the true nature of reality. >After decades of research, observation and experimentation I finally make a breakthrough discovery in the realm of quantum physics. >Mfw I'm awarded the Nobel Prize for discovering reality itself runs on UE5.
2025/11/05 8:16:35 AM UTC
Sneed's Breed and Seed (Formerly Brock's)
2025/11/05 7:20:00 AM UTC
@Xeraser nah, that shit definitely needs to be said multiple times a week, otherwise motherfuckers WILL continue buying skyrim every fucking time it re-releases...
2025/11/05 8:18:11 AM UTC
Dont worry some day you will make one joke you regret for the rest of your life because it becomes your internet persona.
2025/11/05 8:20:06 AM UTC
@Hoss @Xeraser @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @EdBoatConnoisseur @sj_zero not gunna lie I had to think on that multilayered burn before I saw just how many ways that cut.
2025/11/05 8:22:03 AM UTC
@Goalkeeper @Xeraser @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero if there out front....then that means Korone is....OH GOD
SHE IN THE HOUSE ALREADY
2025/11/05 8:22:31 AM UTC
Its not even really an insult to me. If I was born a decade later or my grandparents hadnt intervened my mother would have tried to troon me and with my antisoical behavior, autism levels, and blind trust in my parent I would have most likely been a troon. Im not going to lie and say I wouldn't because that shit hit the high intellect White community like crack cocaine hit inner city blacks.
2025/11/05 8:23:41 AM UTC
@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero i've already been told "you will be endlessly made fun of when owl'll reveal himself to be a man"
2025/11/05 8:25:36 AM UTC
Shadow Roast Jutsu technique. Passed down to me by my clan elders.
2025/11/05 8:26:00 AM UTC
Anyone can pin a swastika to their profile and make jews their personality.. it takes a real man to put on the big tiddy goth mask and hornt post all day.
2025/11/05 8:27:34 AM UTC
WHILE THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER I WISH I WAS KNOWM FOR MORE THAN PIXELATED BLUE TITS AND APPEALING TO BOTH FURRIES AND BORDERLINE FURRIES.
2025/11/05 8:29:54 AM UTC
@Dudebro @DrBtc @Goalkeeper @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero look man just because i want to buy that one glaceon figurine it doesn't mean i'm a furry
2025/11/05 8:30:42 AM UTC
Ahem, yes I get messaged most eeveloutions.
2025/11/05 8:34:53 AM UTC
Yeah guys, stop objectifying Dudebro. He doesn't exist to be a dispenser for your depraved goonbait, he's a person too.
2025/11/05 9:07:03 AM UTC
Basically you and Dudebro. My brain almost categorizes you two as one person since you're always in the same threads together anyway.
2025/11/05 9:11:13 AM UTC
We are eachothers greatest reply guys 😎
2025/11/05 9:12:44 AM UTC
IF NOBODY ELSE GOT ME I KNOW YOU GOT ME 😤
2025/11/05 9:15:00 AM UTC
Honestly I'm happy im known as your mutual by the fedi
2025/11/05 10:21:10 AM UTC
@Witch_Hunter_Siegfried @Goalkeeper @Xeraser @Dudebro @Hoss @sj_zero Luna Nights is good stuff, have not figured out how to defeat reimu tho, i fuck up the grazing in her second phase and end up taking the hits...
2025/11/05 11:32:27 AM UTC
@Xeraser @Hoss @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @EdBoatConnoisseur @sj_zero Pokemon Daycare guy should start asking questions when the 20th Gardevoir with a human face hatches from an egg.
2025/11/05 11:42:32 AM UTC
@Zettour @Xeraser @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero >stick your penis in the angry insect mushroom hole with teeth
I don't think this is helping humanity's case.
2025/11/05 1:01:13 PM UTC
@Xeraser @Goalkeeper @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Hoss @sj_zero >Spend years to create their in house Luminous engine
>Make only two games with it and ditch it for UE4
2025/11/05 1:03:49 PM UTC
@Tamamo @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Goalkeeper @Hoss @sj_zero huh? what other game? it's only xv isn't i---
>forspoken
are you fucking shitting me??? LMAO???
2025/11/05 1:08:17 PM UTC
@Xeraser @Dudebro @EdBoatConnoisseur @Goalkeeper @Hoss @sj_zero The top brass probably concluded the engine was cursed after FFXV's development hell and forspoken flopping so hard it killed the studio.
2025/11/05 1:59:07 PM UTC
This is why he doesnt hatch the eggs anymore.
2025/11/05 2:25:47 PM UTC
@Tamamo @Xeraser @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Hoss @sj_zero truly the ebt-american isekai rpg killing a studio was the highlight of the year.