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I think I need to move now

@Oven_Operators_LU_88 You're in Europe?

no, move to Europe or wherever this magical foidlandia is located.

@Oven_Operators_LU_88 Careful. It sounds too good to be true.

Hold my beer, I’m going in.

@Oven_Operators_LU_88 Good luck, brother!

I bet it ends up being Ukraine and it's because all the men were shelled by Putin, though I'm sure Russia itself isn't doing much better.
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@Bunsen @Oven_Operators_LU_88

I like to be leased with a option to buy.

@sj_zero @Bunsen @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Austria, given the face paint.

@Flick @sj_zero @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @Bunsen Latvia. Well, tempting but I think I'll keep the escape route to Sweden or Norway available from Finland.

Latvia! 😏 I'm staying a heathen though I'm not joining up with the Latvian Orthodox. They look like they respect a good winter solstice though

It'll cost about a thousand bucks or more just to get the plane ticket, passport and 180 day visa just to get there. Then you'd need money for lodging for the amount of time it would take to find a bride to marry you into citizenship 🤔 worst case scenario is you wind up in a situation like the hostel movies or wind up in prison because you broke a law doing something that's completely normal in the States. Mid case is you got a trip to Europe to experience the culture and sights, best case is you hook up with a hot Latvian woman who wants to have your kids

@RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare @Oven_Operators_LU_88 Latvian welcome committee at the airport. 🙄

Yuck 😝 leftist harpy phenotype

@RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare @Oven_Operators_LU_88 I did try hard to find the worst end of the choices. The other end.

@immobile @Flick @sj_zero @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @Bunsen Welcome culture shock. You're going to love the amish like living around there. ;D

If they're desperate for men it's probably for a reason 😆 because there's an entire world of lonely men out there and if they're having a male shortage for whatever reason, probably not due to war or famine, then maybe they chased all the men away like American women are doing

Latvia is not a bad country. I have been there before. It is kind of like the Delaware of Europe-small, flat, 100% agricultural fields and somewhat friendly folk. No niggers. Amber is their top export. Russian is widely spoken in Riga as is English, but their native tongue, Latvian, is a mashup of Germanic & Slavic. I never figured it out but got along fine using English or Russian as appropriate. Tons of Grade A Aryan romance opportunities if you play your cards decently enough. That said, I would recommend against laying pipe with a chick unless there is no-shit trust & understanding between the two of you. Avoid the Russian bars in Riga unless you know how to deal with drunk gopniks.

Amber you say? 🤔 Must be heavily coniferous like Washington, or used to be in the pleistocene era

Wait Amber is an American stripper name