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(German Combination Hunting Sword Flintlock Pistol)

@TrevorGoodchild Hard choice. I give it to the Rapier, if only for Sid Meier's Pirates nostalgia.

@TrevorGoodchild Thermal katana

@TrevorGoodchild I really want to say rapier or longsword or cutlass or cavalry-sabre, but it's gladius.

@NoDoxGregBrady Romans figured out first that penetrating thoracic/abdominal trauma is the way you win. Not flashy, very effective. Respect.

@TrevorGoodchild Longsword because sometimes you just need to club a bitch.

@badneighbor Also a longsword enjoyer myself

@NoDoxGregBrady @TrevorGoodchild Gladius was invented by the "Portuguese" (Proto-Brazilians) btw

@NoDoxGregBrady @TrevorGoodchild Germans will forever mock you, Greg


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@TrevorGoodchild Ngl. Broadsword. There's a reason it overtook the longsword after late 1500s.

@TrevorGoodchild Zweihänder natürlich

I’d say gladius, I’m a traditionalist 😀

Do I get a horse? Infantry, cavalry, or marine?
Am I in a century or maniple? Can we march in a testudo?
Am I fighting street criminals or Parthian archers?
So many questions before the question can really be answered.

But for ordinary daily usage there is only one answer: rapier.

@TrevorGoodchild falchion.
the working mans sword.
hunting, gardening, killing, this baby can do it all.

@Some_German_Guy @TrevorGoodchild Cool, but I prefer the Messer.

You can see the humble origin in the knife-like hilt.

@Some_German_Guy @TrevorGoodchild Excellent weapon.

I have a machete.

@Glassjaw @ins0mniak @TrevorGoodchild "Conan, what is best in life?"

@Glassjaw @The_Killah29 @ins0mniak "Do you want to live forever?"

I'll take a pair of falcata, myself

@TrevorGoodchild for me it's the scazmatar
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One of my favorite lines from Romeo and Juliet: "fetch me my longsword, ho."

In that play, of course, the longsword was basically useless against contemporary rapiers.
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@TrevorGoodchild For practicality, I’d go with gladius. I have rudimentary fencing skills and enjoy the rapier more, but gladius is a killer’s tool.

My favorite type of sword is a gun.

@sj_zero @TrevorGoodchild Not if you have armor 😁

@TrevorGoodchild Favorite? Longsword.

The one I actually own? This one:

https://www.staktools.com/products/meridious-sword

Which I got back when it was still made by Reapr. On sale for $15. 😤

@TrevorGoodchild @Glassjaw @The_Killah29 @ins0mniak Fuck yes I just watched this movie yesterday.

@TrevorGoodchild The gladius for me. I can wear one in a thigh or back sheath and most people don't even notice it. Great for chimpout deterrence.

@BrazilianContrarian @NoDoxGregBrady @TrevorGoodchild Portugal as “Lesser Brazil”

@TrevorGoodchild @badneighbor that’s what she said

Wakizashi is a real unsung hero.