Just another day in Australia.
Wake up and have a Fosters -- haha just kidding, mate. Aussies don't drink Fosters.
Head out with my ute to get some petrol. Give the kid pumping petrol a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Head out for breakfast, good Australian grub, McDonalds. Give the kid a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Start my job building houses, after a bit go smoko, then after a bit longer it's time for lunch, go get some good Australian grub, McDonalds. Give the kid a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Head back to work, after a bit go smoko again, and then it's time to go. Pay day today, paid entirely in houses, life is good.
Stop by Bunnings on the way home, grab a snag. Costs 3 houses now, but that's alright, I'm not made of bloody apartments.
Go have a yarn with the neighbours. Old mate's dog owns six investment properties and doesn't even have a job. Lucky bastard.
Get home, check the mail. Council rates have gone up again, now I owe the government two townhouses and a duplex.
Missus asks me to take the bins out. Nearly get killed by a magpie on the way. Little cunt's probably protecting his rental portfolio.
Crack open a cold one, sit down to watch the footy. Ads come on: "Struggling to get into the housing market? Try our new starter home package! Only 40 houses a week!"
Have dinner. Good Aussie tucker: Maccas again. Give the kid at the drive-thru a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Go to bed early, gotta be up tomorrow.
Big day.
Heard Coles is doing a special on eggs.
Only 12 houses a carton.
That's a bobby dazzler.
Wake up and have a Fosters -- haha just kidding, mate. Aussies don't drink Fosters.
Head out with my ute to get some petrol. Give the kid pumping petrol a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Head out for breakfast, good Australian grub, McDonalds. Give the kid a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Start my job building houses, after a bit go smoko, then after a bit longer it's time for lunch, go get some good Australian grub, McDonalds. Give the kid a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Head back to work, after a bit go smoko again, and then it's time to go. Pay day today, paid entirely in houses, life is good.
Stop by Bunnings on the way home, grab a snag. Costs 3 houses now, but that's alright, I'm not made of bloody apartments.
Go have a yarn with the neighbours. Old mate's dog owns six investment properties and doesn't even have a job. Lucky bastard.
Get home, check the mail. Council rates have gone up again, now I owe the government two townhouses and a duplex.
Missus asks me to take the bins out. Nearly get killed by a magpie on the way. Little cunt's probably protecting his rental portfolio.
Crack open a cold one, sit down to watch the footy. Ads come on: "Struggling to get into the housing market? Try our new starter home package! Only 40 houses a week!"
Have dinner. Good Aussie tucker: Maccas again. Give the kid at the drive-thru a house and tell the cunt to keep the change.
Go to bed early, gotta be up tomorrow.
Big day.
Heard Coles is doing a special on eggs.
Only 12 houses a carton.
That's a bobby dazzler.
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Takes longer to send the post than to write it because entire continent is on one 56k line.
Just another day in Australia.
Just another day in Australia.