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Question stolen from Twitter:
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

my choice and rationale
my choice and rationale:



Blue button because it’s the superior moral choice. Moreover, the red button world becomes shithole tier hell with all of the genuinely cooperative people eliminated. High trust is gone and you have global izzat chicanery. May God have mercy on red buttoners.

my choice and rationale

@BowsacNoodle
Exactly. I don't care about "being completely safe". I really don't want people to die. The blue is literally the only good choice.

But man, do I wish the red pressers the world they would get.

You could make a neat short story where this happens, but it’s just a way to ID misanthropes. It becomes a public event and the people who voted red are suddenly all recognized by some distinct thing (idk maybe they all grow a horn out of their forehead).

@BowsacNoodle @LukeAlmighty
already done with hormone blockers

wrong choice. you die.

re: my choice and rationale
@BowsacNoodle @LukeAlmighty But Bowsac, if everyone presses the red button, everyone lives. The blue button is just the “maybe I die” button.

re: my choice and rationale

@Griffith @BowsacNoodle
> If an absurd hypothetical, that literally never happened....

But it didn't happen, and you knew it won't. So, pressinng red is the selfish option, and you knew it would be.

re: my choice and rationale
@LukeAlmighty @BowsacNoodle No I didn’t. If everyone knows red button pressers are guaranteed to survive, we can just all agree to press the red button. Since there’s no upside to the blue button, everyone presses red, and everyone survives.

re: my choice and rationale

@Griffith @BowsacNoodle
Do you understand the concept of world existing outside of your "everyone agrees with me" framework?

@Griffith @BowsacNoodle
Pressing red assumes that everyone is as selfish as you, or that people are not worth saving.

Pressing blue is hoping that at least 50% of people are good people.

@LukeAlmighty @BowsacNoodle but you have to put your life on the line with that. If you press red, and everyone pushes red, everyone gets out of the dilemma. There’s no potential bad outcome if everyone pushes red.

@Griffith @BowsacNoodle
There is no potential bad outcome, if everyone pushes blue either.

Do you seriously not see, that you wrote a tautology?
You wrote a "there is no bad outcome in 0.001% of cases" while I said that there is no bad outcome if just 50% of people are good.

@Griffith @BowsacNoodle
And yes, I know, that the entire question is a framing issue, but a truly interesting one.

Morality or not, we've got two choices here: the "everyone who presses this button lives" button, and the "if I press this button there's a chance I die" button.

Literally everyone should press the red button. There should be ad campaigns about how much the red button ought to be the one you press. Pamphlets. Planes in the sky should write messages. Because every red button is a choice to live.

"My people would press the blue button because it makes us better people!" Great, but your community is in the minority and will not win the vote.

The only reason to press the blue button is you think someone else is stupid enough to press the blue button and you want to try to protect them from themselves, but then you become one of them. God sent you a speedboat, a helicopter, and a ship and you chose to drown.
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@sj_zero
A society can only work in a world, where half of people are willing to press the blue button, knowing that they can rely on others pressing it too.

@LukeAlmighty @BowsacNoodle It is interesting, but to me the risk of the blue bad outcome is so vast, that the safest option is everyone voting red.
Imagine if 51% of people vote red? That’s the end of the world. If blue wins that’s a feel-good moral victory, but we have a perfect solution.
If the titanic is sinking, but we have enough lifeboats for everyone, why doesn’t everyone just get in a lifeboat? No one has to be left behind or risk anything.

@Griffith @BowsacNoodle
And that worst outcome is exactly, where your thought process lead us to though :D

I understand that. You understand that. I do not bank on all good natured decent people understanding that. I choose blue.

@LukeAlmighty @BowsacNoodle True, but I can't guarentee that the Titanic doesn't hit the iceberg, I can only guarentee there's a lifeboat for everyone.

@LukeAlmighty the red button is objectively the right answer. if you click the red button you live no matter what. if everyone presses the red button nobody dies. if you're too dumb to realize this maybe you deserve the blue button.

@beardalaxy
Every single scenario that begins with "if everyone" is about as useful as information that if all atoms aligned, you can pass through objects.

I press red and then post on Reddit about how I'm such a hecking good person for pressing blue

>Imagine if 51% of people vote red? That’s the end of the world.
if 80% of people vote red, that’s the end of the world. Blue would partly be made up of suicidal/people doing it for the lolz, but the majority would be people who feel morally bad about contributing to the death of others. Humanity would be worse off without those people. In a big way.

@LukeAlmighty I genuinely would not press either.

the earth is too populated, most people should die, red

Half of your body dies if you don’t press either (major stroke).

No, not at all.

We live in a society full of people who press the blue button assuming everyone else will bail them out for their choice and thus be dragged down with them.

To live in a society of red button pressers is to live in a society where individuals take responsibility for their own well-being first and foremost, and more importantly not burden others with the risk of their existence. It's selfish to demand others put themselves at risk to validate you, when everyone could be just fine if they just make the obvious choice and protect themselves.

Morally speaking, forcing others to consider pressing blue and potentially dying just to save you is a sort of moral vanity. You press blue because it feels nice to press blue, but insodoing you perpetuate a potentially lethal plague, for no other reason than you think others might too.

But there are entire continents with billions of people who would laugh at the concept of pressing blue as well. You don't outnumber them, they won't press blue. That's the whole scenario in the west right now, when you think about it.

WE DUH ONES WHO MAKE DUH SEESNIN TO PUT ON DIS HYEAH FOO HERETOFORE WE BE APPROXIMATIN HIS COOKIN NAWMEAN HE JUSS TAWT US WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW N WHAT HE STOLE FROM US NIGGA HE AIN'T TEACH US SHEIT

@BowsacNoodle @Griffith @LukeAlmighty It doesn't take that long to think about the problem and to come to the conclusion that nobody dies if everyone presses the red button. The vote is secret but rational people are going to come to the same conclusion as Griffith by just gaming it out in their head.

Guess I’m dead 😵

@BowsacNoodle @Griffith @LukeAlmighty RIP Bowsac

We know what people *here* would press, but what did the Twitter thread look like?

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Griffith @BowsacNoodle
Better survivor rate then here.

@LukeAlmighty @Griffith @BowsacNoodle Oh interesting. That sort of tracks with the guess that blue is the midwit choice, then.

An idiot who has no morality just presses red. A careful mathematician also estimates that everyone else is a rational actor and observes that red is the Nash Equilibrium in this game - hoping that everyone else is as smart as him and also presses red.

I do not understand the psychology of someone who picks blue and then rationalizes it for a lengthy period of time afterwards.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Griffith @BowsacNoodle
Well, you could call me midwhit if that is a sufficient explanation, but I simply do not expect everyone to act rational. Where did that ever happen in hystory?

Nah. I want to go for the option, that ends up with noone dying. Simple as that. And we both know, that there will be many people who will try to save everyone, and that knowledge itself turns the red button from "obvious" to a selfish one.

That counts as a red press but also you die and also the President calls you a faggot on National TV

@Kazak @LukeAlmighty I'd rather eat breakfast that morning instead.

@Kazak @grips @LukeAlmighty Imagine not being awesome enough that Donald Trump, jewcum guzzler extraordinaire, does not call you a fag on live National TV. Grips has truly found the winning solution.

There was a different version of this post from a few years ago but the results were pretty much the same

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Griffith @BowsacNoodle
Don't you think that expecting people to act "fully rationally" is the peak midwhitery though?

I press blue expecting that at least 50% of people will either be stupid, or willing to ensure the good outcome for everyone, since anyone without a robotic thinking will know that there are people in the blue category.

I think the calculus is simple:

1. if there's no personal downside to pressing the red button, everyone's going to press it.

2. there are too many people in the world anyway.

Downstream effects like "red button-pushers are selfish and will create a selective bias toward sociopathy" is real, but the point is that we're already in a democratic hellscape completely beyond our control.

Blue buttoners are "noble losers" predictably taking the worse choice because it's a "moral victory." They like to pretend the high-mindedness of a few hundred million is going to outweigh the natural inclination of 3B Indians and Chinese, plus everyone who sees the choice for what it is.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Griffith @BowsacNoodle
And obviously, in here, it is 30x easier to press blue then in real life.

The real threat to life would overwtire everyone's real logic into pressing red anyway. Therefore, this thread is just a funny post to me anyway.

Please, I hope noone takes it too seriously. :D

@LukeAlmighty red because every retard that presses the blue button is probably the same type that believes "we are all one race, the human race" kind of bullshit

aka human cattle

@rlier23 @LukeAlmighty It’s exactly the same kind of suicidal empathy. You’re throwing your life away trying to save people too stupid to save themselves.

Based

Who said anything about Donald Trump

Oh she is very cute.

If you push red you live guaranteed. So there is no reason for anyone to push the blue button. Thank you friend.

"a society can only work in a world where half of people [expect everyone else to save them at great risk to themselves and for no discernible benefit]"

@monsterislandcolonizer @sj_zero
YES!
In safe society, a kid can play outside unsurpervised, since you know others will be willing to sacrefice themselves to help if anything happened to them.

In an unsafe society where everyone saves themselves, a kid cannot go outside alone.

That is the difference. (BTW, I had no idea just how bad of a place America was, until I learned, that "just walking outside" is considered suspicious)

@LukeAlmighty @Griffith @BowsacNoodle Expecting literally everyone to act rationally is silly, of course, but I would absolutely not expect *more than half* the population to act irrationally.

Pressing blue is just suicide. I expect any adult to realize this. I expect any adult to be able to explain this to their children - and I assume that in this situation, even if the votes are secret, the parents have the ability to explain this to their kids before they vote.

If there's a lengthy amount of time before the vote, then the rationale for pressing red can be made to everyone. Mathematicians around the world will shriek to the populace, "I am pressing red, and for the love of all that is holy you must as well."

I am familiar with game theory. Blue is the morally correct choice. Red is the correct choice for those you care about and your own survival. It’s not even a contest. I still choose blue (at least online) because I prefer no one die.

Reminds me of the fun standoff clip I saw from the show “Golden Ball“. I wish I could find it.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Griffith @BowsacNoodle
This reminds me of the Covid vax debate, where some "smart" people got truly pissed off, when they said: The best option is if everyone get's vaxed. The 2nd best is when noone gets vaxed. But the worst one is when half of population gets the vax, because then the virus can adapt.

Me: And since you know that half the population will refuse, you will give it up, right?

Them: So, why cannot these idiots just get vaxed????

All their IQ didn't allow them to see, that they chose the worst option just on principle of the best one not being possible.

You can’t control others’ actions, even if you’re showing them the rationality. Therefore there is a chance you will be contributing to their death. I’m so sci-fi irony poisoned I half expect a circumstance like this come from some deus ex alien that kills the selfish reds.

Here’s the best split or steal ever from Golden Balls


https://youtube.com/watch?v=thJYw1EqaNQ

@BowsacNoodle @LukeAlmighty @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I personally think it’s brainrot to punish people that make the right choice. Feels very anti-racist to me.
It’s only selfish if your life is worth nothing, and there’s nothing lost by pressing the red button. Blue button people are essentially killing themselves on the basis of a useless principle.
If there was a single downside to everyone pressing red, I would flip, but there’s not, so the argument boils down to “risk your life, because some people can’t read instructions.”

I once told a famous game theorist professor of mine that game theory was just religion and had no basis in reality...

Total (((game theorist))) death...

"in a safe society" is doing a LOT of work here
Also, there are many "unsafe" societies where children still go outside alone so "can kids play outside unsupervised" isn't a useful metric.

So if you vote blue you die
Easy choice tbh
BLUE ALL THE WAY

The single downside to not pressing it is that not everyone presses it. That’s pretty obvious to me

I-I just don't want to live with all these people anymore...

I think what's interesting about the discussion is the difference between stated and revealed preferences

lol...someone has to justify why their religion is better than mine...before i waste a semester learning it...especially if their motivating example is the contested garment rule from the talmud...

@Frondeur @Griffith @LukeAlmighty @aceattorneybot @BowsacNoodle @karna Game Theory is not a religion though. It's just "I think the other guy is as smart as me. What would I do if I was in his position? OK, now what would I do if he did that?"

dead wrong...it relies on cardinal utility and of course an assumption of what rationality is...

@LukeAlmighty wait

what happens if blue gets exactly 50% of the vote?

@pettanko
Blue screen of death, obviously.

@monsterislandcolonizer @Griffith @BowsacNoodle @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
Yes, obviously the revealed preferences would be everyone pressing the red, since it would turn a philosophical/mathematical discussion into a real life danger.

is this an autism vs schizo test?

@Frondeur @Griffith @LukeAlmighty @aceattorneybot @BowsacNoodle @karna Yes but cardinal utility essentially holds here. Everyone has two outcomes: "I live or I die." Because there's exactly two outcomes here, these can be quantized as "1" and "0" easily.

Sure the assumptions of Game Theory do not apply 100% of the time, but they absolutely do apply here and we should use tools that apply without crying that they don't always apply.

> Because there's exactly two outcomes here, these can be quantized as "1" and "0" easily...

no and that's the problem...already in this thread people told you their "utility" is not I live or I die...

yes...ceo of monoeye cannot conceive of people valuing things differently than him so yes that is probably a form of bounded rationality...but i meant more generally that since we are assuming how other people would behave you need a universal of rationality...

Back the blue baby

i've seen the original poll restated as "everyone is in a giant blender. If you press the red button you get to leave, if greater than 50% of people press the blue button, the blender doesn't turn on" and the results were very different from the original poll

@Frondeur @Griffith @LukeAlmighty @aceattorneybot @BowsacNoodle @karna Fine. Let's go ahead and proceed by drawing out the matrix, then.

There's 7-8 billion people in the world. Your vote does not matter in any meaningful way. Either most people will press blue or most people will press red.

If you press red, then either nobody dies or everyone who pressed blue dies. If you press blue, then either nobody dies or everyone who pressed blue *plus you* dies.

Your choices are functionally "maybe I die" or "I definitely don't die." Yes, each square is going to have varying utility for each person, but you have two choices, and there is only one difference between the two choices. Game theory applies unless you want to account for the astronomically small probability that your vote mattered.

no...i dont think i will be looking at your matrix...because even without looking at it...either it ascribes payouts or it's ill defined...those are the rules of the game...and of course in ascribing payouts you are making a universal claim to knowledge of value...

another way to look at it...game theorists not avoiding constructing a falsifiable theory difficulty...

@Frondeur @Griffith @LukeAlmighty @aceattorneybot @BowsacNoodle @karna If there were more than two meaningfully distinct outcomes then you would have a valid point.

There are not.

>meaningfully...

and there you concede my point...for you it's meaningless how you come to live in this game so long as you live...for others it matters how they and others chose...creating nuance in the outcomes...

@Frondeur @LukeAlmighty @aceattorneybot @BowsacNoodle @karna @ceo_of_monoeye_dating There's not a concievable second value here. Maybe some people want to die but they can vote blue no matter who. Without deconstructing human desires completely into mush, we can assume humans want to live, and want other humans to live.

>we can assume humans want to live...

very good....now you are adding a utilitarian ethic on top of individual cardinal utility...still not further away from religion...if anything closer...

but I ask...which humans???

@Frondeur @BowsacNoodle @LukeAlmighty @aceattorneybot @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @karna Which I myself am, adding to the case for red.

im not arguing which is right...i just hate game theory...because even among economists it's especially lousy with talmudists...lol

I would choose to leave. Giant blenders are scary.

@Frondeur @LukeAlmighty @aceattorneybot @BowsacNoodle @karna @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Except the red outcome can create the same outcome as the blue outcome with zero risk if everyone chooses red.

>can create...

again this is not falsifiable...

and now we need a theory of risk...