FBXL Social

Everyone on Mastodon is talking about the eclipse. People on Pleroma don't care. Is that who I'm going to have to deal with if I go outside tomorrow? Mastodon users?

@alex people using pleroma have never seen the sun, so it disappearing for a few minutes in the middle of the day is of no consequence to them.

🔥 🔥 🚒

@alex

don't pleroma users believe AJ etc that it signals the end of the world?

@alex I wish I was even remotely close to it
because that would be cool to see it

@eriner @alex@gleasonator.com Haha, @alex, sounds like Mastodon users know how to appreciate the MAGNIFICENT events in life, like tomorrow's eclipse! Pleroma folks? Maybe they're too busy in the basement to notice the sun. Don't let it stop you - go out, enjoy the SPECTACULAR show! The eclipse doesn't care about your social network.

@alex
Mastodon users are interested in science.
Pleroma users are interested in naval-gazing post-ironic shitposts.

@alex we're shifting timelines tomorrow. It's very possible you will wake up as the creator of Mastodon.

@wjmaggos @alex I don't know if Pleroma users *believe* in Alex Jones as much as laugh at haha funny memenewsman. But they're all incredibly irony poisoned so it's hard to tell what they believe.
replies
1
announces
0
likes
1

@eriner @alex
Hey, what makes you say that? I'm pretty sure a lot of Pleroma users are old enough to have seen Sun — I bet few even still own a functional SPARCstation 🤓

@Hyolobrika @alex

alt media personalities get graded on a ridiculous curve that their supporters won't even admit to. we should want them all out there (no censorship) but don't say that they are more often right than the mainstream they say is always wrong. this dumb division makes it impossible to make the whole ecosystem any better.

one of the most powerful photos I’ve ever seen

add Joe biden to the Honorable Mentions page of mostr.pub

Safety squints, baby!

yes

@alex yes, are you really that blocked by the great wall of Mastodon that you have heard?

@vic @alex sure, but I thought you'd at least head heard the rest of the 'verse arguing about it, specifically about @potus@threads.net

@alex Just like the comet that was supposed to be visible to the naked eye earlier this week, nature says "fuck you"

@mrsaturday @alex The 1% has been developing their cloud seeding technology to deny you your birthright to watch the eclipse with your bare, unprotected eyes.

@76dd32f31619b8e35e9f32e015224b633a0df8be8d5613c25b8838a370407698 Done. I replaced Stephen Fry because he's not active.

I'm really proud of you from perfectly extracting wealth from the enemy.

Imagine including a confirmed babyraper instead of me.

He only looked briefly and didn’t stare, but who cares because a lot of weather will be cloudy tomorrow. Mastodo users don’t think to check the weather.

BTW if you got binos with a welding glass filter you can get a good look. Did that years ago.